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I've mastered Chinese in two weeks with a vocabulary bigger than the average Chinese, how much IQ should I have?

>> No.9850625

How about you take an IQ test instead of asking 4chan?

>> No.9850630

>>9850625
Most online IQ tests are scams

>> No.9850635

>>9850630
When did I say to take an online one though? I mean a real one with a psychologist or at your local mensa chapter.

>> No.9850639

>>9850620
>I've mastered Chinese in two weeks
No you didn't

>> No.9850677

>>9850639
And I'm Swedish, (non Asian mother tongue).

>> No.9850694

>>9850620
怎么不蓝色,他们毛皮可以沉重

>> No.9850751

>>9850620
Prove it

>> No.9850791

>>9850620
How's you so it faggot, I too want to embark in advanced learning. Im tired of being a fag that takes 3 months to understand a subect.

>> No.9850824

>>9850620
This is literally less believable than any post on /x/ right now.

>> No.9850840

Your a fucking moron dude, you could spend 4 hours a day with 10 mins spent on each kanji and STILL have not even be in the ballpark of memorizing everything in 2 weeks. Pick a more believable language next time.

>> No.9850961

>smart enough to learn chinese in 2 weeks
>dumb enough to pick chinese in the first place
wow

>> No.9850977

>>9850791
>faggot
Why the homophobia?

>> No.9850982

OP is lying. Mastery of Chinese means mastery of thousands of hanzi plus literary references and the four to six word proverbs.
What had happened was, OP discovered that basic spoken Chinese is super easy provided you get the tones. Mastery of Chinese however necessarily means a great deal more.

>> No.9851004

Why does nobody wants to answer my question?
>>9850840
>10 mins spent on each kanji
top kek
>>9850961
Why not? the most spoken language over there...
>>9850982
kys

>> No.9851006

>>9850630
>Most online IQ tests are scams
All* online IQ tests are scams

>> No.9851008

>>9850840
I though 30 seconds was too much

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>>9850620
僅使用中文〜老師解釋“時間”

>> No.9851033

>>9850620
>I've mastered Chinese in two weeks with a vocabulary bigger than the average Chinese

There is literally no feasible way you did this, assuming you are a native English/non-Asian language speaker.

sage

>> No.9851047

>>9851008
Ah, right. you learned all (up to) three readings, the word combinations, pronunciations, conjugation, verbal component and composition/writing in under 30 seconds. Truly fascinating, what was your strategy?

>> No.9851052

>>9851047
>inb4 duolingo

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>>9850620
>Calling it Chinese
hmmm..
.>>9851004
>Why not? the most spoken language over there...
pic related

>> No.9851077

>>9851059
>Acting surprised that the Chinese are cunning, backstabbing assholes

lol

>> No.9851081
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I know Chinese

>> No.9851082

>>9850694
>simplified chinese
what a barbarian

>> No.9851085

>>9851081
懒!

>> No.9851087

>>9850620
160

>> No.9851091

>>9851081
kek

>> No.9851102

>>9851059
What a fucking retard!!!! you don't have to move to china to speak Chinese. the internet is already full of them. you didn't prove anything.

>> No.9851104

>>9851059
Every American I know is literally stupid, why would I learn English?

>> No.9851108

>>9851104
>Every American I know is literally stupid, why would I learn English?
So that you can meet some Americans who aren't Mexicans

>> No.9851116

>>9851059
>>9851108
So that you can meat some Chinese who aren't peasants

>> No.9851122

>>9851104
It's funny because you posted a run on sentence. Irony is lost on the damned I suppose.

>> No.9851280

>>9851122
kek

>> No.9851289
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>>9851104
為什麼中國停止學習?

>> No.9851306

>>9850620
Japanese isn't that hard to learn. Biggest problem is learning Kanji and building your vocabulary.
Arabic on the other hand.. fuck that shit.

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>>9851306
كيف يمكنني الجنسين ضجة كبيرة؟

>> No.9851312

>>9851306
What's wrong with Arabic? you fuckers are just kidding me
t.native Arabian

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>>9851312
بين الجنسين، والإحساس كيف؟

>> No.9851314

>>9851307
fuck google translation

>> No.9851316

>>9851312
I can't make sense of your writing system at all. A lot of your sounds I can't come close to sounding out. It's one of those languages I will probably sound like I'm speaking broken in, no matter how much I practice.
To me, it's like an Asian person who knows how to speak English and you can tell what they are saying, but their words are going to be heavily accented regardless of how much he/she practiced.

>> No.9851318

>>9851313
i can't even understand what r u trying to say

>> No.9851323
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أنا لست مواطنا من المملكة العربية السعودية؟ <صوفيا

>>9851314
جوجل يترجم لغة الملوك، وتخزينها لمدة طويلة تتجاوز الحبر حيث مع كل لوحة المفاتيح يمكن أن يسمى عالم مرة واحدة

>>9851318
ذاكرتنا المشتركة وظيفة المرحلة الانتقالية

>> No.9851366

>>9851316
Your vocal cortex isn't that complex, I can speak whatever I want kek

>> No.9851378

>>9851316
I also have a heavy English accent because I'm native Arab speaker, but that's fine since people can understand what you're trying to say.

I think there's 4 letters that are hard to spell to almost every other nationality " ح ,ع ,خ ,ق "

>> No.9851385

>>9851378
What about ض
It's the only language that has that specific letter/sound

>> No.9851386

>>9851306

>Japanese isn't that hard to learn

Fuck off with this meme, anyone who has passed N1 would never say this.

>> No.9851388

>>9851386
Not a meme when you take several college classes on it and actually have to practice the language.

>> No.9851392

>>9851385
and it's not ''dad'' fuck google translation

>> No.9851396

>>9851386
子供たちは多くの点で勤勉を学びます

>> No.9851573

>>9850620
250

>> No.9851576

>>9850620
哇,楼主,你这么厉害呀!我很羡慕你!老鸡蛋哥,教我一下!
您的IQ一定等于二百五了。

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>>9851576
第四筷子式的愚蠢!

>> No.9851991

>>9850620
You have illusions of grandeur and a 120 IQ if you''re not just making a stupid thread because you're bored.

>> No.9851994

>>9851386
It's not a meme, I passed n1 starting from nothing in 3 years and I'm a brainlet. People are just lazy as fuck, it's the only explanation I can think of.

>> No.9851995

>>9851004
Angry retard alert

>> No.9852359

>>9851994

If it takes 3 years to learn something it isn't easy.

>> No.9852378

>>9850630
you can do an online mensa test

>> No.9852564

>>9852359
3 years means nothing that could mean 1 minute per day or 4 hours per day or 16 hours per day.

"It takes me 3200 hours of focused effort to learn a language"

Now that means something.

>> No.9852585

>>9850620
Take this https://www.queendom.com/tests/access_page/index.htm?idRegTest=3108

If you really are fluent in Chinese in under two weeks you must have an IQ approaching 200

>> No.9852837

>>9851386
Learning Japanese is all about dedication. The Kanas are piss easy and the Grammar is actually easier than in English. It is in the Kanji and Vocabulary where people crash and burn.

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>>9852837
日本人は絶対的な献身があるとして「受け入れ」されています

>> No.9853967

>>9851991
kek

>> No.9854009

>>9852846
that pie looks so fucking delicious, I thought that Nips only eat fish ???

>> No.9854223

>>9850620
>Written Korean also relies on many Chinese characters

???

>> No.9854441

>>9854009
you're thinking of the Japanese.
The Chinese will literally eat anything that isn't quick enough to escape.

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9854471

>> No.9854528

All languages are easy to learn if your learning by actually using the language with natives. If you just learn from textbooks you won't get anywhere

>> No.9854531

>>9854528
>your

fuck, nevermind, apparently I don't even know my own language.

>> No.9854558

>>9854223
In South Korea, sometimes some chinese characters are used, known as Hanja.

>> No.9854564

>>9854558
they are latins of english. completely useless.
south korean version white trash who speaks like grandpa simpson only use the chinese character in real life.

>> No.9854567

>>9854471
*blocks your path*
https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%A1%8E%E9%9F%B3%E5%8C%96

>> No.9854573

>>9851396
>>9851576
>>9851585

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/2011-07/14/content_12898720.htm
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/2011-07/14/content_12898720.htm
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/2011-07/14/content_12898720.htm

>> No.9854580

>>9854573
wait what
WHAT
what the fuck is this

>> No.9854926

>>9851082
I'm studying Mandarin/Simplified but I can read some stuff in Traditional.

It reminds me of when they taught us to write in print and cursive at the same time in kindergarten