/sci/ - Science & Math

Say "hello" to my little friend.

Go to the librarian and tell them there's a hobo in there.

>>9821999
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>9821999
*chuckles

>>9821999
like ha ha so funny xDDDDD

>>9822117
cringe

>>9822117
kys stupid faggot

Tell him to explain to me in depth what os the physical significance of the planck lenght.

>>9821999
Subdue the perp with an axiom of my choice.

>>9821999
I begin chanting binary code and electrocute him away with a Tesla Coil.

>>9822723
Smallest possible size in which data is observable and information may be stored. The binary of reality.

>>9822727
Best one so far

>>9821999
I challenge him to a race.
We move outside, and head down to the track and field.
We take up our positions.
>3
>2
>1
>Ready...
>Set...
He looks confused, and turns to me.
>"Set? What do you mean by that?"
>Go...
I leave him behind in a trail of dust whilst he's trying to disprove the "set of Go".

>>9822086
you mean 180. 360 is one full rotation so you would be facing the same direction after turning 360, idiot

>>9822956
That's the meme, newfriend

I really like his History of Math lectures.

>>9822727
toppest kek anon

>>9821999
I listen.

>>9821999
What are his lifts?

>>9822086
instead turn 2pi radians and disappear before his eyes

>>9822117
Call wild burger to him me out

>>9823028
>he fell for the bait
keep up with the times grandpa

>>9822086
im sorry anon but the greeks didn't think in terms of degrees. it's more correct to say you traced the path of a circle to determine the midpoint of rotation along your line trajectory and used it as a fulcrum in order to navigate yourself in geometric tangents of increasing obliquity towards your initial direction of motion until the retrograde action occurred.

>>9823558
>falling for the counterbait

>>9823749
>falling for metabait
inb4 falling countermetabait

>>9821999
I ask him to rewrite the syllabus because Wildberger's rational mathematics and finitism achieves better results in less time with everything built up from first principles without leaps of faith.

The world needs the chemistry version of Norm now, who can fix the issue of needing to understand quantum mechanics in order to understand a "simple" high-school electron orbital. Wolfram is probably in the right direction.

>>9822731
This is not true

>>9823562
what the fuck is wrong with you when did anyone claim that the greeks thought in degrees

>>9824264
Why not?

>>9822723
Why would that trip him up?

>>9824304
Well, no physicist has that or at least there isn't any experimental evidence for this to be true.

>>9824306
He claimed once that finitism was real cause the planck lenght while there is no reason whatsoever to belive that.

>>9824185

>>9821999
1) Whack him with pic related
2) Zip tie hands behind back, feet together
3) Go through pockets for money/valuables
4) Drag him to liberals arts building, bend him over couch, and let leftist faggots rape him
5) Profit

>>9821999
Th-thanks Professor wildberger
(He’s at my uni and it would make my day if this happened)

>>9822086
Make one turn and walk away

>>9821999
>Since he cant resolve xenos paradox, the book never hits the ground.

>Hes btfo

>>9821999
>>9822723
Yes