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9806251 No.9806251 [Reply] [Original]

Suppose an Earth-mass of feces were orbiting the Sun in place of the Earth for billions of years fermenting and doing its thing.

What would such a planet be like? What chemistry? Would certain elements sink down and others rise? Would there be life? Etc?

>> No.9806254

Probably very green and culturally diverse with all the indigestible seeds and all

>> No.9806403

This is basically what the world will be in 50 years with feminism.

>> No.9806410

>>9806251
it would be like if your posts sat on a sever for a billion years

>> No.9806423

>>9806251
Would it start as a sterile piece of crap or would it be full of microorganisms like your shit is?

>> No.9807566

>>9806251

A very interesting question indeed. Far beyond most brainlets on /sci/ to give you an adequate answer though...

>> No.9807580

the planet would form shit-lava in its hot interior, causing continental drift on the exterior, forming mountains of shit.

>> No.9807980

>>9806251
india

>> No.9807981

>>9806251
4chan irl
brainlets thrive and rise to the top while smart people drown down to the bottom

>> No.9808224

What would happen if a planet made of shit collided with a planet made of toilet paper?

>> No.9808234
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9808234

>>9806251
Yer freaking me out, Opie.
I was just watching that scene on youtube at lunch today.

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9808309

>>9806251
>What would a World of Shit be like?
read "The Gulag Archipelago"

>> No.9808454

>>9806251
Initially, it would develop an atmosphere of sulphuric gasses, ammonia, carbon dioxide, and water vapor. Earth-like weather patterns will probably develop not long after its formation. Rivers of muddy water will carve the mulch and converge at a sea of diarrhea.
Its deep interior would be compressed and sterilized, mainly because of the heat generated by gravitational contraction. Diamonds might form out of the compressed carbon at the core. Convection will occur because of the heat, and mountains might rise up because of it. Also, volcanism driven by methane gasses will periodically occur, and fire geysers of shit into the skies.
Shit with high protein content will gradually decompose into kerogen, and possibly oil. The more fiber-abundant shits might become bituminous coal.
Of course, this won't last very long.

>> No.9808600

That's a lot of shit.