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This guy just showed that powerpoint can be used to do everything (its turning complete). Why use any other programming language?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNjxe8ShM-8

>> No.9775676

>>9775663
Why did he add a laughtrack though?

>> No.9775679

>>9775663
Well, while it CAN do anything, there's the question of how practical it is to make it do anything and how fast it does anything.

>> No.9775680 [DELETED] 

>>9775676
Because it was recorded at a conference you retard.

>> No.9775681

>>9775680
it's 2018, can you please stop using that word?

>> No.9775687

>>9775681
Because it was recorded at a symposium you retard.

>> No.9775692

>>9775681
Because it was recorded at a meeting of two or more persons for discussing matters of common concern you retard.

>>9775679
Did you watch the vid, powerpoint is shown to be exponentially more saleable/faster than other slideshow programs when running turning mashines.

>> No.9775709

>>9775680
I can't believe that.
The laughter is really exagerated.

Like at 3:12, it really isn't that funny.
And if it was a real live audience, he would pause a little bit while they're laughing, and maybe laugh a little bit himself, but he literally just keeps going with a monotone voice.

This really doesn't sound off to you?

>> No.9775718

>>9775663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_tarpit

>> No.9775720

>>9775709
3:12 was pretty funny.

>> No.9775723

>>9775720
probably because you are so weak-minded that when you hear a laughtrack you suddenly think it's funny

>> No.9775776

but can it mine bitcoin?

>> No.9775798

>>9775709
It's pre-recorded narration as part of the video. He's at the podium but just put this video up briefly.

>> No.9775843
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9775843

>>9775681
NATURAL SELECTION. KILL all retards, people with brain fuck ups, drug addicts, people who can't figure out how to use a fucking lighter. GEEEAWD! People spend millions of dollars on saving the lives of retards, and why. I don't buy that shit like "oh he's my son though!" so the fuck what, he ain't normal, kill him, put him out his misery. He is only a waste of time and money, then people say "But he is worth the time, he is human too" no he isn't, if he was then he would swallow a bullet cause he would realize what a fucking waste and burden he was.

>> No.9775862

>>9775798
okay, I actually believe you, after watching a different presentation at SIGBOVIK
the laughing sounds similar

I think the reason the laughing is so exagerated is because the people in the audience want to appear smart, "getting" the nerdy humor

>> No.9776013

>>9775663
>its turning complete
You mean it can do a 360 and walk away?

>> No.9776040

>>9775776
Yes, just not quickly enough to pay for the electricity

>> No.9776044

>>9776040
>hook an elliptical bike up to a dynamo
>set for life
>good cardiovascular health
you can't lose with this strategy

>> No.9776153

last night I also learned ur mom is turning complete lmfao