/sci/ - Science & Math

1.) Every human being is allergic to their own poop. Why you feel better after taking shit, is because your body is signalling that something bad has just left your body.

2.) See above, this is why it's healthy to shit about twice a day. Once a day at the least.

3.) You may not have known this, but coffee is the natural predator of poop. It hurts the poop, which is why it wants to get out faster.

>>9744519
Fpbp

>>9744483
>Some questions about poop:
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>1) Why do I always feel better after a bowel movement?
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>2) Why do I always feel stressed and tired if I don't poop for one day?
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>3) Why does coffee make me feel like pooping?

Define feel better? Coffee has coffinoids which get your bowels moving, they act like laxatives.

>>9744755
1) by "feel better" I mean I feel more clear minded. More energetic and calm and able to get things done.

If I hold it in too long, I feel very tired and stressed, I also get eye pain.

>>9744483

'You ever take a dump, made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?'

>>9744483
>1) Why do I always feel better after a bowel movement?

you obviously are aroused by feces evacuation. ask your partner if fecesplay would be something worth trying

>>9744483
Indians need to get banned from this board.

>>9745211
I actually just looked up that quote, and he says it for piss too.

I don't get it with pissing, only shitting.

>>9744483
1. Does that mean after you poop? You get some useless stuff out of you, the organism rewards you with dopamine for doin it, you also feel lighter. BTW fun fact, all these bulshit detox diets are mainly just bowel cleaning diets and when brainlets do them they feel cleansed and stuff, hence the "omg it works" shit.

2. See 1. People with regular bowel movements get grumpy when they don't poop for a day.

3. It's not the caffeine, since decaf has the same effect. It's not exactly clear why. There's a theory that it stimulates the release of motilin.

>>9745495
If he really was Indian then he would post a picture of a street, rather then a toilet.

>>9744483
>3) Why does coffee make me feel like pooping?
>>9747247

Answer:
en.ilovecoffee.jp/posts/view/175

>>9747247
I meant more along the lines of hard evidence

I've heard something about the vagus nerve being supposedly stimulated during bowel movements, but I've seen no evidence

I've also heard that the expulsion of bacteria and bacterial toxins are responsible

Science, and math

>>9749284
Stimulation of the vagus has no effect on the mood. And not sure anyone has done research about the first question for it to have hard evidence.

>>9750000
also, dem quads

I've got my own poop question.
If I drink heavily, like a 750 of cheap bourbon a day for 2-3 months (don't ask), I have my regular bowel movement in the morning. But then, I'll feel like I _could_ poop an hour or two later.
If I go to the toilet, I'll have a small, usually loose movement, but then the same thin repeats 3-4 times through the day.
Anybody know what's up with that?

>>9750034
sounds like you have ebola. Definitely ebola.

>>9750397
>sounds like you have ebola. Definitely ebola.
Thanks! For a minute there, I was worried it was scabies.