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972058 No.972058 [Reply] [Original]

Should this say chemist instead? Also jokes or the word filter of sci?

>> No.972064

fuck labtechs, always screwing things up.

>> No.972075
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>> No.972112

Make the first one a scientist and the second one some retarded profession that you want to diss.

>> No.972123

>>972112
chemical engineer and chemist respectively
:D

>> No.972192

OP here, it's to go on a shirt for a chemistry pub crawl.

>> No.972206

Holy fuck it took me nearly a minute to figure out the H2O2 joke

>> No.972217

is Hydrogen peroxide even poisonous?
i thought it readily decomposed into water and O2...
or is that only with light?

>> No.972232

>>972217
R20/22: Harmful by inhalation and if swallowed

>> No.972642

>>972123
I decided on a chemist and his boss.

>> No.972656

>>972058
"i'd like H2O as well"

>> No.972655

>>972217
I brush my teeth with Hydrogen Peroxide, makes'em really white.

>> No.972669

>>972217
It is not poisonous per se. It just damages tissues like a motherfuck.

>> No.972684

>>972656
<span class="math">H_2O[/spoiler]

>> No.972739

Why is it hydrogen peroxide and not dihydrogen dioxide?

>> No.972791

>>972739

because IUPAC is a bunch of silly swiss

>> No.972804

>>972739
one hydrogen PER oxygen

>> No.972807

Johnny was a chemist's son,
but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O,
was H2SO4.

>> No.972815

>>972642
good idea

>> No.972883

>>972804
That makes sense
and my drawing shows that on h2o2 can be 1:1

also is water dihydrogen monoxide or dihydrogen peroxide?

>> No.972887

>>972883
Dihydrogen monoxide.

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972930

OP, what it is now, the idea is to get it as geeky as possible. I'm tempted to leave it like this, but maybe someone will have an awesome idea.

>> No.972933

>>972930
Noticed obvious typo and fixed.

>> No.972939

I wish I had taken chemistry in highschool instead of cooking classes. I'm so far behind /sci/

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972942

>>972930

>> No.972950

wouldn't his boss be a chemist too?

>> No.972957

>>972807
O GOD. FROSH WEEK NOSTALGIA. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.972959

pure hydrogen peroxide is fucking explosive it'll blow the second guy's head to bits. O-O single bonds are weak

>> No.972982

>>972807

I've never got this joke. Explain.

>> No.972994

>>972982
H_2SO_4 is sulfuric acid and is not good for the system :(

>> No.973000

>>972994

I was saying I don't get the pun/whatever in there.

>> No.973017

>>973000

it's a rhyme, not a pun.

>> No.973031

>>973000

he drank acid, luls

>> No.973036

>>973017

It's only the rhyme? Not funny then.

>> No.973058

>>973036
no you retard, it's not a pun

>> No.973078

>>973058

Calling me a retard because I expected a pun because the rest is so unfunny only you would think it's a joke? Get out

>> No.973089

>>973078
dude you are 9/10 level here

>> No.973094

>>973078
but it's not a joke