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And just like those who see fairies at the bottom of the garden, we laugh.

Sage

I see sage everywhere I look.

>>972384
this sure is a faggy thread!

I think we found a home! ENGINEERINGGGGGGGG!

GAY PRIDE!

I mean, just look at this horrendous place! All are the results from moral corruption from these scientists.

sure is engineer in here

enjoy the silly picture while I sage

Why is it hard to accept that everything just pop out of existence?! Instead you believe in "accidents" after "accidents" and gradually we have complex organisms.

>>972426
personally I'd rather thank the designers of the numerous safety features present in modern cars.

>>972426
>Why is it hard to accept that everything just pop out of existence

Why is it hard to write sentences that make sense?

Hah! We'll be the one who have the last laugh when Jesus dropped from the sky.

OP, you've had your fun, now fuck off.

>>972438
>when Jesus dropped from the sky
LMAO

1/10 just cause your funny
you sounds kinda homo though?
Engineer>?

>>972444
3.0... my... ;_;
I created this thread to ease my pain.
Also, I'm EE.

Is it just me or are all the Bible quotes from the old testament?
Sure is creationfag in here.

i lol'd

these comics are hilarious

>>972453
> some posts comics from answers in genesis
> sure is creationfag in here

wow astute observation bro

>>972440
Say whatever you like it doesnt make it true.
Evolution is a scientific description of how life got to where it is now and you complain about it being taught in a SCIENCE class. How would you like if we started demanding evolution be taught in churches?

Science is the worst religion ever. It change and evolve with time.

Plants are older than the moon, lol

>>972450
Cool, I imagine it tough out there being a gay.
Its ok though! SCI accepts you!
Don't lose hope, I sure one day you will get equal rights!

>>972465
Rarely has an image so perfectly captured the underlying problem.

>>972478
THATS SOME REALLY FUNNY SHIT!
LMAO

MILLIONS AND MILLIONS

I don't care what happens in this thread, but you must continue posting those comics at all costs.

1/2 = 1

We are cursed!!!!

nigg3rs

>>972502
wrong pic

Tipical atheist.

>>972503
damn, you beat me to it.

>>972438
And we'll laugh when you drop dead and see that there's no afterlife. Though you wouldn't see it because you'd be dead.

>implying creationists can into logic

I don't wan to watch things that contradicts my beliefs. God damn it! Why can't National Geographics shows evidence against evolution!
Atheists are fucking conspiracy!!

>>972506
I know that's supposed to be clever and everything, but really, do they not distiguish between following advice and following words mindlessly?

Oh wait, they're christians, lol. It's what they're all about.

>>972384
Troll I know but i can't help but bite.

We the intelligent see modern science at work, and we see your miracles more often than you do.

>>972514

>idea by ken ham

there is no god and creotards are proof of it.

Those comics are awesome

I think this is a good idea.

People who argue about the subject "Religion vs. Science" are either insane bible nuts or immature close-minded elitists

Jesus created the universe, so he can make unlimited pie from scratch

>>972502

What am I looking at here?

>>972539
Soviet Venera picture from Venus.
I really need to organise my folder.

>>972534
Or respect the scientific method enough to defend it.

>>972543
Was that a manned mission?

Why can't you scientists make up your mind!!!!!

Burden of proof, etc.

>>972545
:implying manned mission to venus.
My face.

>>972545
Of course not.

Also, if sin can make God's creation miserable... does that mean Sin>God?

>>972546
I hope that you're trolling.
Science keeps "changing it's mind" because it doesn't claim to know all the answers but actually tries to find them. Isn't that better than teaching the same flawed theory regardless of evidence to the contrary?

>>972552
This one is interesting. It's like they are stealing rebuttals.

>>972551
Yeah i know, ridiculous, but i swear i saw in a earlier thread that russia did a manned mission to venus.

That's it, i'm done.

>>972565

Please don't stop.

I haven't laughed like this in months.

>>972563

>Believed something he read on 4chan.

>>972544
Defending your beliefs is different then being close minded.
I'm only referring to the idiots of both sides.

>>972563
>>972563
I see you came from /x/

If Jesus created the universe, can he also make Apple Pie?

>>972575
What?

>>972573
I don't think it's closed-minded to say that it's a LOT more idiotic on the "anti-science" side.

>>972384
Hey, I got a serious question to the troll. Is this comic pro biblical fundalmentalism of against?

I've been laughing my ASS off on these comics, they are so fucking ridiculous. Did the author intend for it to be taken seriously though?

>>972586
>or aganist

>fixe'd

This one is clever

>>972586

Poe's Law

1. The quest for knowledge created the a great sin.
2. Science is a constant search for knowledge.
3. Ergo, every scientist are sinful.

>>972587
Not as fix'd as you think

>>972384
THANKS TROLL! THIS SHIT IS HIGHLARIOUS!

>>972586
>>972586
As strange as it may sound, yes.
Or maybe, the author is an atheist in disguise...

>>972585
This doesn't make the opposite side less guilty, or make them have more reason to argue.
If anything, this means they should argue less if they're aware of the other side's faults.

Well we might

>>972589
So its satire then, like the COLBERT REPORT! AWESOME!

>>972601

We can't tell.

Enough with your quest for knowledge!!
The answer is all in God's bestseller

>>972598
This shit is so so so funny, no one can be that stupid. The author is truly a master of satire!

These comics are fucking hilarious. Its hard to believe so many people actually still believe in this shit.

>>972614
>no one can be that stupid.

All humans are just a bunch of dirt apes.

wtauwfjawkfa]wglnjaef omgbbq

Thanks for all the funny pics troll! YOUR ROCK!

Just thought Id drop by and say that every single one of these comics is easily refuted since they were written by an uneducated faggot.

Also, reported.

>>972384
HIGHLARIOUS! Awesome troll is awesome!

>>972617
Not only is it hard to believe, it's fucking disturbing. Creationist parents should be fined with child abuse.

It is from answers in genesis it's legit.

>>972627
It's satire fool! I'm saving all these pics! LMAO

>>972633

It isn't

http://www.answersingenesis.org/aftereden/view.aspx?id=27

>>972384
MOAR! MOAR! I gotta show these to my friends! They are so funny! I need the complete set!

Thanks OP!

>>972629
All I wanted to do was relieve my pain...

And they still keep asking what was before the universe

>>972599
The problem with this logic is that creationists are not harmless. Look at the huge portion of the american population basing their decisions solely on myths written by bronze age goat herders. We don't let a psychopath go free just because he doesn't know what he's doing. We have to stop criminals of all kinds, whether they are worthy of pity or not.

>>972622
Genetic diversity?

>>972640
Yeah, I know you have the ASS PAIN from being an engineer. But regardless this shit is awesome. Haven't seen comics these funny in years! Thanks enginqueer!

You are an image of God. Regardless of your physical appearance.

>>972641
Really funny shit! keep posting faggot!

>>972648
That's excellent satire!
LMAO

Monkeys

>>972644
In response to:
I don't get it. Why do many many on this board diss Earth Day? I helped volunteers plant nearly six thousand oak trees last Saturday at the Forest Preserve by my house.

But does planting trees help bring people to Christ? It's like going to third-world countries to feed the hungry. It doesn't do a starving man any good to keep him alive for another day if he's doomed to hell anyway. It doesn't do anyone any good to plant trees for people if they haven't heard about Jesus. The future of this earth is destruction....You don't "Bring people to Christ" with inanimate objects. He is knowable, but unless that tree becomes paper, and eventually a Bible, it will have no value in expressing how to know The Creator who made the tree.

THIS IS WHY WE HATE BIBLEFAGS

Always with the change, Science.
It just part of conspiracy, I tell you, boy.

>>972617
Think again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Lietha

>>972652
Not a satire.

We Christians only need to read one book to understand God's Creation.
While you so called experts depends on billions and billions of pages, researches and what not.
Besides, reading books is such a hassle.

>>972384
Awesome op, funniest shit I read all week!
moar please

>Since Apple came out with the iPhone, I've wanted one. However, there were (and still are) three things about an iPhone that keep me from getting one. The price of buying one, subscribing to phone service and the small storage capacity. Since they've come out the price has dropped and the storage has increased to 32GBs, but it's still not enough for me to bite the bullet and get one. But the iPod Touch is another story! There's no subscription to any service for the iPod Touch. When it first came out, the price was a bit much for me and the storage was too small too... but that has changed. The storage is up to 64GBs and I know how to get one for FREE... well, almost for free! And I really, really, really want one for things like this:


lol

>>972648
Does that mean that god is actually Janus from the olympian pantheon or Loki from the Æsir?

Also:

YOU PEOPLE HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT SAGE GOES IN EVERY FUCKING FIELD

>>972384
And they say scientist arent funny. Thanks for the laughs OP!

Evolution says that human come from apes.
Atheist like to use evolution so that they also can behave like apes, without morality whatsoever.

>>972657
Was that last part your comment on the biblefag? Or was that the next comment in the thread you were using to illustrate how stupid and extremist anti-religious people can be?

>>972672
No it doesn't.

What is "sage"?

Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [E-mail] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page, while still counting against its reply count. Threads that reach their reply limit can no longer be bumped, causing them to sink to the back pages and be pruned more quickly. Abusing the sage function by "sage-bombing" is frowned upon and may result in a ban.

Atheist - illogical retarded sinner
Creationists - Special creatures endowed with logic

Atheist Conspiracy love to manipulate evidence.

>>972685

wat

>>972662
Yes, it is satire FOOL!

I pity the fool who can't appreciate good religious satire!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Lietha

>>972700
So he's making fun of his own religion? Now that's a Christian I can support!

>>972707
He is a christian making fun of "fundemetalist christians". Its really funny shit!

This is where many atheist get their argument for evolution.

>>972711
Then he's retarded. While fundementalist christians are wrong, it's the only viewpoint you should bother to take. If you're going to say "that part of the bible isn't literal," what's to stop you from saying Jesus isn't literal or anything in the bible for that matter isn't literal. Nothing in the bible has been proven to be true (despite what some people will tell you, there's no historical evidence of Jesus existing) so there's no reason to believe one thing over another thing. You can't pick and chose. If you believe the bible is the inspired word of God, you have to believe everything.

>>972716
I guess, I could care less. His shit is still highlarious either way, I don't give a fuck what his "beliefs" are. Keep posting OP! try and find a really funny one!

>>972707
making fun of his own religion, yes.

sage

>>972716
There is evidence of jesus existing. But there's no good evidence to say he did much more than that.

>>972726
Source? I've tried looking and haven't been able to find anything.

Science, degrading.

This thread is totally engineers.

>>972731
There is no evidence of a "jesus". The other guy is just trolling you.

Both sides need to chill. That's why I like Carl Sagan, he wasn't afraid to ask any kind of question:

>If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?

I'll search and post later some of the most disturbing questions I ever heard, stand by for mindfuck.

>>972738
>>972738
TOTALLY!! GAY PRIDE!

>>972738
agreed, faggots everywhere

>>972731
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_on_Jesus

>>972737
gingers have soul!!!

>>972742
The answer to that question is no.

Next.

>>972384

>>972742
>>972742
DID SOMEONE MENTION CARL SAGAN?!

>>972745
Just because he was written about doesn't offer any proof. That's like saying the bible is true because it was written a really long time ago. In fact, the majority of that wiki page is full of disprove of authenticity.

>We schizophrenic hear voices everywhere.

Fucking biased atheists.

>>972742
No, because information in itself is good.
Ignorance is the only evil.

>>972751

>>972750
And I agree, but you see the difference? He wasn't jumpy like you and your "enemies"... He didn't turn this into an ideology wars... that's a line few minds can draw...

here's another thought
>In some respects, science has far surpassed religion in delivering awe. How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed"? Instead they say, "No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way."

>>972758
I was only saying that it provided some evidence that Jesus existed. Don't believe that stupid zeitgeist movie. I'm an atheist, but we should have our facts straight. A guy named Jesus probably existed around that time and had some followers.

>>972756
This thread is now about Sagan

>>972384
virgin birth. nuff said.

>>972761
biased how?
We say we don't know but that a god is implausible.

You say that the only possibility is god.

which is more biased?

I like how christianity is all about man's sin destroying god's perfect work. If god created man though, then is man not also part of god's perfection? How is it the fault of man that everything is a "sin" if we were created to be that way?

It's like furishing a room, then locking a load of badgers in there then complaining the room is destroyed because of the badger's sin.

tl;dr: if christianity is to be believed, god is a fucking retard.

>>972781
> god is a retard
welcome to gnosticism

>>972384

>>972773
I haven't seen Zeitgeist. Regardless, I'm unconvinced. There can be "some" evidence of anything but if there's more evidence to discredit that evidence, then that's the side I'm going to lead to. Show me some stuff outside of wiki and I'll keep an open mind, but until then I'm skeptical at best.

>>972384
engineer?

>>972781

OP here, kind of hard to troll /sci/ today.
But if with some subtlety...

>Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.

>>972711 He is a christian making fun of "fundemetalist christians". Its really funny shit!
Aww, they're not nearly as funny now.

>Look back again at the pale blue dot of the preceding chapter. Take a good long look at it. Stare at the dot for any length of time and then try to convince yourself that God created the whole Universe for one of the 10 million or so species of life that inhabit that speck of dust. Now take it a step further: Imagine that everything was made just for a single shade of that species, or gender, or ethnic or religious subdivision. If this doesn't strike you as unlikely, pick another dot. Imagine it to be inhabited by a different form of intelligent life. They, too, cherish the notion of a God who has created everything for their benefit. How seriously do you take their claim?

>>972767
Because some people don't like their worldview challenged and it's comfortable to believe that there's a loving God who will take us to heaven when we die.

>For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.

>>972788
I got wiki because I remembered the guy's name and googled it. To say that you looked and got no evidence is obviously a lie, since you would have already heard about Josephus if that were true. Wiki is a good resource, though. For example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus#Jesus_as_myth

And you can check the sources on the site.

>>972812

>the vastness is bearable only through love.

Or ignorance.

>>972817
When did I ever say I had never heard of Josephus?

Another contemporary example is the "war" on drugs where the government and munificently funded civic groups systematically distort and even invent scientific evidence of adverse effects (especially of
mari juana), and in which no public official is permitted even to raise the topic for open discussion.

if i said i could fly, would i prove it by saying you can't disprove it? or would i prove it by flying?

>>972790
english major

"Diamonds are the hardest known substance and extremely resistant to contamination through chemical exchange."

>The major religions on the Earth contradict each other left and right. You can't all be correct. And what if all of you are wrong? It's a possibility, you know. You must care about the truth, right? Well, the way to winnow through all the differing contentions is to be skeptical. I'm not any more skeptical about your religious beliefs than I am about every new scientific idea I hear about. But in my line of work, they're called hypotheses, not inspiration and not revelation.

ALL HAIL CARL SAGAN!
THE COSMOS IS AWESOME!

>>972818

>>972823
My mistake. But the vast majority of historians reject the idea that jesus is a myth. Yes that is an appeal to authority and all that, but it's mostly because I'm too lazy and uninterested to read all the historical documents and scholarly papers.

>>972773
I agree. I hate Zeitgeist it is for the most part a complete fabrication.
As a /sci/enist I am devoted to the truth, which is found by following the evidence, and the truth doesn't give a fuck about what you want to believe or your motives.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/feedback/2006/0811.asp

>>972781
or training a dog to fuck whatever moves and then complaining when if humps your leg

>A religion old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the universe as revealed by modern science, might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths. Sooner or later, such a religion will emerge.

>I worry that, especially as the Millennium edges nearer, pseudo-science and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before? Whenever our ethnic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us-then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls. The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir.

>>972555
IRONY OVERLOAD

sage