/sci/ - Science & Math

i think you mixed up which is chad and which is soiboi

/sci is a bunch of newbie undergrads who don't know what the real world is like, that's why

your list of soiboi/chad is horrendous. let me try to improve it?

soiboi:
>COBOL, Mathematica, Maple, Matlab
>Labview, Fortran
>tcsh
>Perl, PHP
>Bad C++ (like when everything depends on boost)
>bad Python
>===
>SUSY, string theory, GR
>Hawking, Linde, Randall, Witten, Maldacena
>guys who think science is all math


chad:
>C, C++, Java, Python, ruby
>django, flask, ruby on rails, groovy on grails, javascript, bash
>VHDL
>debian, fedora, centos, trisquel, arch
>fast code, good interfaces
>===
>QFT, SM
>Linear algebra, fourier analysis
>Feynman, Weinberg, Gell-Mann, Anderson, Laughlin, Kitaev
>guys who actually get the right answers to real problems

>>9700693
>>9700697
C is definitely the most Chad language
They even both start with a “C”

[math]\textit{Q.E.D.}[/math]

>>9700709
checkmate. your move.

:'-D

>>9700707
>FORTRAN is onions
also COBOL pays a literal shitton if you find a job with it

>>9700978
kek, you defended COBOL. nice work boomer

fortran is total shit too, learn something

>>9700693
>>C

It's 2018, not 1989. We use C++17.

>>Gentoo

fuck off >>>/g/

>>9700693
>"Chad"
>C#
>Grouped in with asm

Unironically commit sudoku cuckboio

>>9700978
>also COBOL pays a literal shitton if you find a job with it
This meme has been going on for years, it's hilarious

Also the only Chad programming method is C++ template metaprogramming as a wrapper around C, inline asm, and compiler intrinsics

>>9701074
oh shit a meta-meme. watch out. OGs in the room

>>9700693
>good Computer Scienticians
Because they don't exist.

Ex: they can't solve this
>Without using the built in + - * / or any library function, write your own integer addition function
>test it by adding 0xEEEEEEEE + 0x7FFFFFFF

>Without using the built in + - * / or any library function, write your own integer multiplication function (you can use your addition function)
>test it by multiplying 0xEEEEEEEE * 0x7FFFFFFF

>Without using the built in + - * / ** or any library function, write your own integer power function (you can use your multiplication function)
>test it by evaluating 0xEFEFEFEF ^ 0xFEFEFEFE mod 2^32

>Without using the built in + - * / ** or any library function, write your own integer square root function (you can use your above functions)
>test it by evaluating 0xDEADBEEF^(1/2)

>>9701097
>>9701097
First make a bit-extraction function f(int val, int bitNum){return !!(val&(1<<bitNum);}

>>Without using the built in + - * / or any library function, write your own integer addition function
>>test it by adding 0xEEEEEEEE + 0x7FFFFFFF
Implement a digital adder using bit manipulation, you can implement a 4-bit one and combine them recursively. Note, through this addition function you now earn the right to use loops on N, since you can now increment variables

>>Without using the built in + - * / or any library function, write your own integer multiplication function (you can use your addition function)
>>test it by multiplying 0xEEEEEEEE * 0x7FFFFFFF
Technically to multiply A*B you can just add A together B times using the above function, but you can instead also just implement a multiplication circuit using bit manipulation

>>Without using the built in + - * / ** or any library function, write your own integer power function (you can use your multiplication function)
>>test it by evaluating 0xEFEFEFEF ^ 0xFEFEFEFE mod 2^32
Trivial just multiply in a loop using your above function, probably a faster way too

>>Without using the built in + - * / ** or any library function, write your own integer square root function (you can use your above functions)
>>test it by evaluating 0xDEADBEEF^(1/2)
Use Newton's method with your above multiplication function

Babby's first tryhard "CS people are dumb" post kys

>>9700693
>C hashtag

>>9701112
>Not sure whether that was bait or an actual cs major failing hard

>>9701135
I gave you the answer idiot, what is your answer then, please provide it

>>9700693
>The soiboi
>posts tripe like this

>>9701135
learn to greentext or go back to 9gag or whatever shithole you came from
>>9701112
you probably got tricked into doing his homework dude

>>9701879
>>>/reddit/

>>9702146
>do I fit in yet?

>>9700693
>>9700707
Chad Software Engineer:

- Continuous Delivery
- Extreme Programming
- Test Driven Development
- Refactoring
- Clean Code
- Domain Specific Languages
- Enterprise Integration Patterns
- Domain Driven Design
- Hexagonal Architecture

bonus:
- Actual engineering degree
- Site Reliability Engineering
- Cybersecurity
- Infrastructure As Code
- Enterprise Application Architecture


Chad Computer Scientist:
- Automata theory and formal languages
- Combinatronics & Graph theory
- Deep Learning
- Distributed Systems
- Ontology Engineering
- Compiler & Programming Language Theory
- Statistical Learning (ML)
- Linear Algebra
- Category Theory
- Lambda Calculus

bonus:
- Undergrad in Physics
- Data mining
- Advanced Algorithm Analysis
- Computer Graphics
- Cryptography
- Real-time systems


onions tech worker:
- JavaScript

>>9700693
I like how OP thinks.

>>9701097
dude it's 3 months into the semester why is your architecture class this behind

>>9705301
Notice cs majors can't do it right. Just see this fail >>9701112

>>9701074
Template metaprogramming is just functional crammed into C.

>>9701112

Or you could do what a math major would do and just use bitwise operators for addition, repeated doubling/squaring for multiplying/exponentials, and tweaked long division for roots.

https://onlinegdb.com/HJuuhUgTM

>Use Newton's method with your above multiplication function

Newton's method requires division. Did you mean binary search?

>>9700707
I'm happy you included VHDL.

>>9701097
i feel like a retard because it took me an hour to do this
conceptually it's piss easy but i'm kinda dumb

>>9705966
post your code

>>9701135
>>9705321
his answer isn't wrong, it's just brute force

>>9700707
Your opinion actually gets discarded the moment you say GR is soiboi

>computer science is programming

>>9706459