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Just got accepted into an ivy PhD program for integration. What am I in for?

>> No.9694610
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>>9694591
integration?
what do you mean?

>> No.9694614

have you learnt the integration by parts yet?

>> No.9694628

>>9694591
I know a couple of people at my university who got accepted to Harvard programs. One was dental and the other was for business or something. The cost is pretty outrageous because employers get fucking wet for anyone who did anything with Harvard. So I guess it's worth it, but remember that you're not a genius for being at Harvard (which isn't advice, I just don't think you should feel full of yourself over something that below average IQ people can do).

>> No.9694634

>>9694591
Great job OP. You'll charge about 100k per integral, my friends in the triple integration industry make 300k starting.

>> No.9694727

What did you hope to achieve with this post?

>> No.9694968

https://youtu.be/j4hW7AwETZA

>> No.9695030

>>9694634
:^)

>> No.9695032

>>9694727
What did you hope to achieve with your attitude?

>> No.9695229

Is it possible to have another job beside a PHD?

>> No.9695230

>>9694591
This is me but unironically.

>> No.9695264

So is your thesis going to be on quadruple Lebesgue integrals?