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>guy in front of you browses /sci/ during lecture

>> No.9685951

>>9685948
You know what to do anon. You gotta eat him. Eat his brain to become smarter.

>> No.9685953

>>9685948
tell him to get off of it and focus on the lecture

>> No.9685955

>>9685953
It was understandable though
Extrusion of plastics is fucking boring as fuck

>> No.9685959

>>9685951
DON'T DO THIS OP.

You will actually get stupider instead

>> No.9685960

>>9685955
I'm guessing material engineering?

>> No.9685965

>>9685960
No im in mechatronics but a lot of majors have to take this course (production technology)

>> No.9685966

>ask for his name
>see what thread he is browsing
>post "hello [name]"

>> No.9685967

>>9685965
Well good luck with your studies anon ;)

>> No.9685969

>>9685967
Thank you :)

>> No.9685970

>>9685966
>He will definitely not get the connection between some faggot asking for his name and it showing in the thread 2 minutes later

>> No.9685973

>>9685959
Are you the guy behind me with headphones?

>> No.9685977

>>9685973
Lol sorry meant for
>>9685948

>> No.9685979

>>9685973
uh, hey there

>> No.9685981

>>9685977
Why dont you ask him ;)

>> No.9686009

>>9685973
Hey faggot i fucked your mother

>> No.9686019

>>9685973
If you turn around and look at me once more I'll smash your head in you fucking faggot.

>> No.9686138

>>9686009
>>9686019
>faggot
Why the homophobia?

>> No.9686147
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9686147

>>9685973
i'm a girl! dumbo

>> No.9686156

>>9685973
you're cute and I'll suck your dick after this boring ass lecture but only if you follow me into the bathroom and force me down

>> No.9686166

>>9686147
you browse /fa and /sci? marry me.

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9686174

>>9686166
>/fa
>/sci

>> No.9686183

>>9686174
>not allowed to have hobbies

>> No.9686189

>>9686183
>still not getting it

>> No.9686200

>>9686174
>>9686183
>>9686189
/ /

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9686229

>>9686174
/s /t

KEKEKEEKEKEKEK
>KEKEKEK
KEKEKEKEKEKEK
>KEKEKEKEK
KEKEKEKEKEKKEK

>> No.9686710

>>9685948
i am that guy

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9686964

>>9685948
>guy in front of your is browsing /r9k/
>he clicks on your thread

>> No.9687360

any /sci/entists that frequent /sp/?

>> No.9687475

>yfw OP is actually in the seat next to the guy who is behind the /sci/ browser and is trying to frame him

>> No.9687524

>>9685973
fucking buy a calculator for gods sake i'm tired of lending you my other one for every exam

>> No.9687533

>>9687524
I just buy them from Walmart as needed, save the receipt and refund it after the exam, works like a charm

>> No.9687535

>>9687533
ofc I get the most expensive one too

>> No.9688011

>>9685948
>guy in front of you browses reddit during the lecture