/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9684653
Shut up retard

Being a gunslinger. You pretty much become a demigod compared to any other animal.

>>9684660
OwO

>>9684653
being very smatr.

>>9684671
tru

>>9684653
Having powered armor an shit.

>>9684881
wb spidermans suit in hc
that shit was tight

>>9684653
cold resistance

>>9684653
The USA.

>>9684653
being gay, aka being an engineer

>>9684653
how about the supper power were you shut you're mouth

>>9685162
Good one.

>>9684653
Lightning

>>9684653
Strength
Either physical or mechanical

>>9684653
kfc

>>9684653
Telepathy. We already have the technology to send sound waves so that only the people in in the direction of the antenna can hear the sound. We just need to learn how to assign ideas to certain parts of the brain, so that brain activity can be deconstructed and formed into sentences.

Immunity to all biological and chemical weapons.

Mawnold

>>9685833
bretty easy if you aks me
>>9685849
based

>>9685849
singularity clears that right up.

Ability to age faster.

>>9684653
autism.

>>9687799
chekd

>>9684653
The power to fly, but only in an airplane

The power to see through walls, but only if the wall is made of glass.

The power to know what other people are thinking, but only if they tell you

The power to kill someone by pointing at them, but only if you also shoot them

The power of moving things at great distances without actually touching them, but only if you use magnets and electrons.

>>9684653
Clearly.
Haven't you seen all the superpowers caught on camera on YouTube?

>>9684653

i got supapowers
for example i can make the digits appear the same

>>9684653
The power to ace every single course ypu ever take.
But only if you study.

>>9684653
Immortality

The power to calculate 100000000*1000000000000+100000000000*1000000000

>>9684653
Superintelligence

>>9684653
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/SXK87NgEPszhWkvQm/mundane-magic

>>9688383
This
http://jesus-is-taking-over-the-internet-to-create-your-immortality.com/mysites.html

>>9685833
Why doesn't regular talking count as telepathy? You're transmitting information to another person's brain through sound waves.

>>9688435
Telepathy is the communication of thoughts and ideas without the known senses.

There was a show about this
One guy could endure extreme vold, another one was resistant to electricity, one guy could calculate extremely large exponents in his head. Like 87^83, but not much bigger than that.

>>9684963
>Have we optimized sex yet?

>>9688495
That's retarded, it's basically saying "what if we were able to do this thing we're already able to do, but instead of using the method we already have, what if we used some other method?"

>not masturbating makes your life automatically better because porn is a conspiracy

>>9687790
>what is smoking

>>9685833
that’s not telepathy

>>9690225
I fap to chicks jiggling their bellies, does that count as porn?

>>9684653
getting dubs is a superpower

>>9690942
and trips

>>9690944
and quads

You can travel forward in time relative to someone else if you find yourself nearby something super massive or going close to the speed of light

>>9688397
This reads like the author is a kissless fedora autist.