/sci/ - Science & Math

bump for funiness

does any1 have philosophy its my major ><

>>962117
Then how do I know you are not a bowl of grapes? Do you exist?

yep

>>962160
you became asian???

>>962198
Good Trade is good

>>962210
^This

>>962131
i lol'd hard

>>962198
I was about to post the exact same thing.

MOAR

>>962298
USING 3-D TECHNOLOGOY?

>>962045
proof?

>>962353
and you're mad because?

>>962405

>>962403

He's not, his reality is

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Why is "shiny" so popular.

>>962452
interface design? that's a major? where, at ITT tech?

>>962468
yes

>>962468
dear god :( did you just say ITT tech?

So OP how did math help you generate a ton of money exactly?

>>962576
America's elite dont know how to math
so they pay smart peoples large numbers to do maths for them

>>962522
I was using it as an insult but apparently he actually goes there.

>>962624
And why do they need math for?
what do you do?
God do I have to drag out an explanation here?

>>962624
Are you a quant at an hedge fund?

>>962646
America's Elite do not know how to math
Math = Profit, Math also means MOAR profit of whatever they are already making profit on, but most of America's elite were raised 1/2 drunk and on trust funds. So they come to us for the most optimal way to make monies. They give us a good chunk of money for us just sitting for 15 minitues. We tell them to invest in X, they invest in X and X, 9/10 returns profit.

>>962747
USING 3-D TECHNOLOGOY?

bump

>>962747
Shoulda done speech pathology, dude.

>>962198
seeing no probs with physics yet

>>966077
hey i use that toothpaste!

>>966101

Me too bro

>>962452
FUCK YEAH PALM OS

My major is immortality

Take this one.

>>966430
lol autocad
why again is this the industry standard?

lol>>962045

I'm majoring in pornography

>>966430
why autocad?
Solidworks is so much better

MOAR

>>962045

Hehehe.

>>962045

sup fags

sage goats in all fields for comic sans faggotry

>>967085


>implying you can synthesize MDMA but cannot use 'your' correctly.

lulz

D_D

>>967085

I'm a major? Fuck yeah.
Can i be major tom?

>>967164
white punks get raped by niggers and mexicans.
they deserve it.
http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/prison/voices.html
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PRISON RAPE.

>>967186

No, you're Major Chemistry.

>>967219
The rapes seem to be for two main reasons. 1. They hurt, someone must pay. 2. Being deprived of consensual sex, and self-centered, any hole will do. Power, control, revenge, seem to top the "reasons" for rape. The person assaulted is either seen as weaker, or gang banged if seen as stuck up kind of person. You know, refuses to swear, actually admits he is guilty, is seeking help etc. . . . I have yet to hear of an inmate being charged in court with sexual assault of an inmate. Have you? If just one was found guilty, got more time, things would change.

I was held down while at least 3 black inmates had anal intercourse using my rectum as their sexual pleasure release! From that day on, I was classified as a homosexual and was sold from one inmate to the next. I was sold for a $2.25 bag of coffee! . . . Blacks tend to rape the white inmates and force themselves on weaker inmates!

About 5 to 10 minutes after that, inmate [B], [C], and [D] came into my cell. Then inmate [D] said, "We want some ass." I said, "I don't think so, I don't play that shit." When he said this, I said to myself, "Oh no! I'm in trouble!" I looked toward the door for an escape route finding it blocked, I went into myself to prepare for the worst.
Inmate [D] then said, "Either give it to Jesus or give it up." . . . .
It was at this time that the floor officer came by on the bottom tier (I was on the top tier), doing or supposedly doing, his rounds. He noticed the inmates in my cell and asked if everything was all right. Too terrified to answer, I just nodded. [The officer] never came to the top tier during his round. I was then directed back to my bed. Inmate [B] then stood in front of me and pulled out his penis and forced it into my mouth. Inmate [C] then turn his turn. Pulling me to my feet, he then took my boxers off, bent me over and forced his penis inside. Inmate [D] laid on the bed, took my head and forced himself inside my mouth [All four of them, plus one more] took turns anally and orally raping me at the same time. All of them repeatedly did this.
Somewhere in the middle of this, inmate [F] entered . . . . [D]uring the rape, I believe it was him that said "suck this dick you white bitch.". . . .
[One said:] "If you snitch on us, we'll kill you!!" The other said, "And if you do and you get transferred, you'll still die." At that time, I really believed them, and I still think this today.

>>962868
This is my favorite.

I remember after he left, the sun was rising, I was standing there in total shock. My body and my mind was numb. I didn't know what to do, so I just sat down on the commode and let what they ejaculated in me come out. After everything was out, I cleaned myself again. As I got up, I noticed the water in the commode was red. I washed myself again, put on all my clothes, got under the covers. The fear went on a rampage in my mind, shutting down my whole system. For the rest of the day I was like this. I do remember wanting to kill them or either myself

After witnessing bigger stronger guys who had also fought back, be brutally attacked by more than one inmate and sexually assaulted, I was over-come with fear. The constant fear of being jumped by three or four guys and brutally beaten until I willingly let them sexually assault me, or was forced to endure a sexual assault, was too much for me. Wondering if I was next dominated my waking hours.

>>967219
Oh boo fucking hoo cry me a river
Maybe we should do something about it so the poor innocent prisoners won't feel so bad
You know never mind he raped children, he shouldn't have to go through the same

When in one 24 hr. period I received over a hundred notes asking who was my man, or threatening me, and more verbal threats, I attempted suicide by cutting my wrist; the only escape I could envision. When that failed the next man to approach me found me hopeless and depressed and I simply no longer cared about what happened to me. He claimed me as his property and I didnt dispute it. I became obedient, telling myself at least I was surviving. . . . He publicly humiliated and degraded me, making sure all the inmates and guards knew that I was a queen and his property. Within a week he was pimping me out to other inmates at $3.00 a man. This state of existence continued for two months until he sold me for $25.00 to another black male who purchased me to be his wife.

Moar of the major pics

>>967307
What are you babbling about? Child rapists deserve it even more then the normal girlish white faggots.

While I was being uncuffed at the rec door by Officer W. he made the comment that faggots are sickening and disgusting. . . . Inmates see this type of behavior as approval to beat, rape and extort gay men in prison because of the anomosity and hateful attitudes displayed by the state.

>>967313

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS TURNING ME ON WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

>>967258
>>967273
i find these two quite arousing

>>967355
>beat, rape and extort gay men

Sounds good to me.

>>966554
can you zoom beyong pixel size with that baby over there?

>>967224

>>967355
Like you guys wouldn't tap this girly looking faggot if you got life sentences

>>967428


good luck teaching high school (or better yet, grade school) with that BS in math.

if not, good luck getting a job!

>>967432
boy way to end a thread

>>962131
i call bullshitt

My undergrad experience is making me consider vet school, so I guess I'm as bad as premeds in a way. Still, graduate school is also an option if I can get in somewhere doing something that I actually want to do.

/sigh

ITT:

people assuming that what happens in their upper division classes correlates with real life.

I'm pretty much under the impression now that anything awesome in science is immediately ruined by mountains of equations.

Women can't decanter.

>>967220


FIND A HOT SPOT

Fuck you guys now I'm having doubts whether or not I should study (bio-) chemistry next year

>>967767
why?
Because you wanted to manufacture illegal drugs?

>>967674
>>967767
Did you really expect any high level science to be easy and not require you to memorize equations.
WhatthefuckamIreading?.jpg

equations are fun though

>>967787

>>967838

>>962722
OP, seriously? He wants to know what you do. Don't just repeat "people pay to do math hurr durr" I'm starting to think bullshit and you're still in college

>>967428

I hate it when I did a math degree thinking I would do sweet math but then I ended up being black.

>>967753

Oh wow that's gotta suck

ehh, bump. this is entertaining.

Least populous major on campus.