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Do they make a shampoo that doesn't leech into your brain? I stopped using shampoo 6 years ago because it was making me retarded. Since I've stopped I have mental clarity, I can concentrate better, people don't bother me as much and I have more energy. Just curious if their is any alternative to not shampooing

>> No.9640713

>>9640700
Shampoo was making me retarded too. Everytime I scrubbed I could feel myself loosing brain cells.Its the sodium laurel-sulfate, it works just like aspertame on the brain except topically. Its literal retard wash. I stopped showering all together because I became so retarded that everytime I would start to drown myself in the shower. Now my IQ is 138 and I just use wet wipes to clean myself.

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9640730

>>9640700
You just need to wear your protective shower cap, and you'll be fine.

>> No.9640731

Yeah I heard piss works wonders.

>> No.9640740

>>9640713
>loosing
looks like it caused some permanent damage anon!

>> No.9640742

>>9640713
You fool! You foolish fool! Wet wipes are made entire;y out of chemicals! You are literally poisoning yourself with these Satanic Sanitizers.

http://www.productstewardshipatkc.com/ourbrands/consumer/kleenex/Wipes

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9640747

>>9640700

i use da shompoo wuz wrongG??

>> No.9640984

>>9640700
find one not made by jews. Local craft fairs are a good place.

>> No.9641000

ewe you nasty