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Pick one.

>> No.9618621

this physique.

math is just mental masturbation

>> No.9618627

>>9618621
to be fair,
maths>physics
masturbation>sex

>> No.9618630
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9618630

>>9618627
>masturbation>sex
Getting intimate with a woman you are attracted to not only physically.
Compared to jerking off in front of your computer.
C'mon.

>> No.9618635

Math, you can get this body from a year on steroids.

>> No.9618650

>>9618630
>a woman you are attracted to not only physically

won't happen unless fall-from-grace exists irl

average girls are useless

>> No.9618666

>>9618600
Can't you just use your degree in math to calculate how to get that physique? Like using imaginary numbers or epsilon deltas or something? I dunno, I flunked out of precalc desu.

>> No.9618769

>>9618650
>virgin who girls don't like

>> No.9618771
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9618771

>>9618621

>> No.9618817

>>9618600
>implying i'm not in the process of doing BOTH

>> No.9618829

>>9618769
>virgin who doesn't like girls and who girls don't like
ftfy

>> No.9618830

>>9618600
He doesn't look very impressive, and is probably juiced up.

The degree will probably make you enough money for a basic steroid cycle, allowing you to achieve this physique in months.

>> No.9618857

Degree in engineering. Math is a meme for soyboys.

>> No.9618881

>>9618829
I'm sorry for your loss.

>> No.9618883

Math then go to the gym.

>> No.9618887

>>9618881
thx

>> No.9618938

>>9618630
Gurantee you her breath still stinks

>> No.9618969

Obtaining any one of those instantly would give me enough free time to get the second one rather easily so it doesn't matter. Also, what kind of uni doesn't have a gym to allow you to obtain both?

>>9618621
>implying lifting is not masturbation

>> No.9618978

>>9618969
>implying lifting is not masturbation
>implying posting on 4chan is not masturbation
>implying killing yourself is not masturbation

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9618993

>>9618650
>Fall-from-Grace

>> No.9619056

Both you lazy piece of shit.

>> No.9619069

>>9618600

degree in math

I could get this physique if trained hard and ate right.
There is no way in hell I could get a degree in math - unless I could go back in time to the first grade and get my priorities straight.

>> No.9620407

>>9619069

boy !! , i can´t ge out that thought of my mind since I was thrown out of college

>> No.9620422

>>9618600
>dyel
Obviously math degree. This body is achievable in sub 6 months feom untrained easily.

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>>9620422

>> No.9620508

>>9619069
>There is no way in hell I could get a degree in math - unless I could go back in time to the first grade and get my priorities straight.

Don't kid yourself. Even then you wouldn't be able to do it.

>> No.9622362

>>9618627
Why is physics so detested? What is the problem with it, I am confused whether to major in math or physics and I need to know why physics is so hated.

>> No.9622367

>>9622362
/sci/ is filled with mathfags hate every major that isn't math

physics is actually a great major.
Theoretical Physics is valued in Academia & praised by Society.
Applied Physics (Solid State, Optics, etc) is valued by Employers.

>> No.9622372

>>9622367
Okay, I appreciate an actual serious answer other than LOL >T. BRAINLET

>> No.9622377

>>9618600
degree in math
>takes no upkeep once obtained
>lasts for the rest of your life
>makes you smarter than everyone else

>> No.9622398

>>9622367
ill give you that a physics degree is a very flexible degree in terms of employment. but your really better off being an engineer which is essentially just applied physics. because engineers tend to have higher wages than physics majors (unless your planning to work for academics which is a different can of worms)

>> No.9623937

>>9618630
fmri studies have shown more pleasure neurotransmitters are released with porn/masturbation vs sex

>> No.9625316

A math degree is fucking useless if you're without the knowledge that merits it, and a body I didn't work for is a body I could never feel good about. These options are both bad.

>>9620508
Why not you cynic fuck?

>> No.9625331

>>9620407
This hits too close to home, desu.

>> No.9625343

>>9618600
Degree in math. I can get the physique in less time if I'm willing to put in more work, but honestly I don't like the baby-arms and big pecs on him.
>>9618630
He pluralized math and said it was better than physics. Do you really think he's the kind of guy who thinks out his opinions?

>> No.9625344

>>9623937
Was it sex with their wife or sex with a bangin' hot ladyboy prostitute?