/sci/ - Science & Math

These creationist comics make good arguments against creationists.

...I don't get it.

is that a mac?

WHAT NOW, DARWINISTS?

>>960528

No. Mac power outlets are on the side of the base, not the back. That appears to be a generic "trendy" laptop.

wat

MOAR

>>960534
let's fucking raid this cartoonist's wiki page. Either that or a fatwah on him. both seem to work

with the latest...

...youtube video containing yet another religion vs atheism argument.

Ed then took his deagle brand deagle and shot himself in the right temple after being filled with utter contempt at humanity as a by product of science.

Except creationism is just an assumption which doesn't even make it remotely science related.

>>960444

I think it implies that any creationist idiot can use a computer, which means they understand science, and therefore evolution is wrong

>>960535
Mac electricity comes in bags

Stupid scientists doesn't know logic.

I sometimes wonder if creationists are just trolling.

>>960578
me too

>>960568
But the number of animals and the size of the ark aren't unknowns.

Is After Eden actually a troll? It's hard to tell with Christfags.

There are Christians who do believe in evolution. Most early Christians never treated Genesis as being literal.

Creationists' main representant believes that The Great Canyon was carved by the huge flood. Yeah. He believes that a mass of water can carve a canyon. IN STONE.

“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge but fools despise wisdom and instruction” ( Proverbs 1:7)

Stupid scientists think that they are the one who started the fire of knowledge that have been consuming the whole world.

>>960568
wasn't the ark like 300 cubits?

>>960568
According to Genesis 6:15 that the ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet deep.

the americans in WWII built a ship like the noahs ark and it killed a lot of japanese ships and they were told to run from it

>>960609
>implying anyone back in those days wasn't christian
Dude, being anything but christian was essentially a death penalty in itself back then.

BURN THE HERETIC etc. Ever heard of it?

>>960604
From the unofficial Religious Debates For Dummies:
>The Bible must be interpeted literally, but when an Atheist corners you, you can reserve the right to claim a passage to be non-literal.

>>960613
>>960610
Well, maybe the God just, you know, shrunk the animals and Noah.
See, there is no hole

>>960619
Man, /sci/ is so easy to troll

>>960624
Yeah, It's a troll comic.

>>960609
actually, the Titan Prometheus is the one that started the fire of knowledge jackass, don't shove your religious beliefs down my throat blasphemer.

I mean, we are humans, and other creatures are dirty animals.

>>960623
maybe, but did he also make all their food shrink too?

http://www.danltoons.com/ is this dudes website, just googled it. It's pretty entertaining.

>>960646
This cartoon baffles me. How can you NOT know that humans are apes?

>>960653
Im pritty sure that he was ment to have taken extra sheep, pigs, cows and chickens... or something like that.

Fixed.

>>960624
No weatherman ever says they're 100% sure of anything unless it's happening at that moment. Also "Hurr hurr if they're wrong once then they're always wrong, religion is never wrong"

>>960646
Oh look, two tailless monkeys acting like the cartoon image of all primates being used against science. And why are you so vehement against being related to chimps, orangutans and gorillas, dude, they're stronger and more manly than any human.

The arc could have been a spaceship for all I care. What I want to know is how did all the plants on earth survive being underwater for 40 days or how all the fish survived the salinity changes involved.

danl@answersingenesis.org
Heres the faggots email. feel free to do whatever, I'm not going to bother to do anything but send him this

>>960624
>This comic: lol! Scientists get the weather wrong, so they get everything wrong. We shouldn't trust science so much.
>>960406
>This comic: Of course we trust science! Look at how much technology we use.

>(Something's up here. I just know it.)

>>960653
Maybe. Animals shrunk + foods stay the same = unlimited bread works.
And as for the carnivores, in-vitro meat.

>>960674
I'd like to know how the earth suddenly doubled in water content which then disappeared after a few days of sun.

>>960619
>From the unofficial Religious Debates For Dummies:
>The Bible must be interpeted literally, but when an Atheist corners you, you can reserve the right to claim a passage to be non-literal.

Don't tell me what I do believe or don't believe you worthless sack of shit.

>>960679
HOLY SHIT!

mind=blown

>>960670
>>960677

troll'd so fucking hard. You fail guys.

>>960659
names are arbitrary, yet I recall no classification system which considers humans as apes

>>960653
God made it so they didn't have to eat. He put their body processes in stasis lock. There were also dinosaurs on the Ark, but after the Flood they had no air to breathe and became stupid and were annihilated by humans who thought they were dragons.

>>960659
According to creationists, God created all of the similarities between different animals and plants to test humanity's faith.

>>960677
Ohh.... but do you have the evidence to back up your claim?
I THINK NOT!

>>960646
This is why the american schooling system sucks.

They actually call the neanderthals etc "apes" so idiot christians think that the apes of TODAY are the exact as those we evolved from.

You can't argue with a creationist because (s)he doesn't even understand what they're trying to disprove.

>>960698
Would you mind telling me in what way humans are not apes?

I know you are trolling, but I'm curious about what you'll come up with.

>>960406

WIN xD

>>960728
Don't blame the schools for everything. There's still people who think we came from monkeys.

>>960698
No because we are 3% more evolved.

>>960698
lol, you're kidding right? lrn2 taxonomy

>>960741
Ok, now I wish I could strangle people through the internet.

I'm out.

>>960730
Pfft, easy.

Being called an ape insults me, so you must stop calling me an ape.

/christian_mode off

Creationism is about faith. Science is about theory, experiment and a conclusion. Oh, and repetition of experiment to further validate the conclusion.

One cannot put something to a vote and therefore claim it scientifically true.

>>960741
>more evolved
>I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about

>>960406
lol 1.33 ghz

clearly at the forefront of technology

>>960728
"Ape" is a more generic term from "primate" which describes humans, our ancestors, and modern primates like chimpanzees, gorillas, etc.

>>960677
Backing away from the argument, Mr. Wright?
All the evidence points to creation.

See these problems would not exists if all of you would join the good old Christian religion.

>>960737
Well yes, because some idiot taught them that way.

Because big words are too fucking difficult for them to comprehend.

>>960741
I believe you mean "3% more DIFFERENTLY evolved".

Evolution is not a ladder leading to perfection, it is a branching tree with different species that have adapted to different things in different ways.

>>960764
I don't believe in fairy tales.

>>960741
>more evolved

please leave /sci/ and don't return

>>960764
All these problems would be nonexistend if you ditched your imaginary friends. Your faith is less believable than that of muslims.

>>960764
Also, why SPECIFICALLY christian?

Yeah that's right, I'm asking a legitimate question to which you cannot give a legitimate answer. Trying to prove ONE religion to be the only "right" one is even worse than trying to claim that a religion at all is scientifically true.

>>960773
Thanks and sorry for my error.

>>960760
HOLD IT!

Just because the witness has failed to give adequate testimony, it doesn't mean that there's no flaws in his argument! Nobody could work with this testimony! Not even Von Karma!

>>960780
>I don't believe in fairy tales.

Oh... never worry, I will always pray that Allah enlighten your soul, and know that Jesus is the saviour.

>>960819
You're getting your religions mixed up.

Japan : Manga
US : Creationist comics

The Creationists have crafted a model completely independent of scientific rationality and logic, based instead on emotion and faith. Trying to argue against it is like trying to argue against someone who thinks he's the only person and he's special and we're figments of his own imagination (it's a well known fact women can't think)

Oh my god, you assholes are so easily trolled.

>>960823
LIES

I bet you 10000 internets allah fans believe in jesus

>>960823
I see no mixup of religions here. He's just mixing up his languages, that's all!

>>960826
>implying you aren't all figments of my imagination and won't disappear once I finally wake up

>>960809
Hmmm....

>>960835
Muslims believe in Jesus, but not as the son of God.
They think he was a prophet and was saved and another put in his place before he was crucified.

Let us stop this silly arguing and go back to laughing at creationist comics.

>>960823
Allah is Arabic for God, so technically he's still correct.

Jesus be praised! I should have come to /sci/ earlier

>>960832
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>>960578
LOL ITROLU

>>960858
So creationists act like sports fanatics.

>>960858
I am confused. What is he trying to say here?

sarcastic comic by the way

I say we show god who's who and once we hit the singularity, WE create a world in just FIVE days.

To all of you talking about relgion

this is a science and mathematics board, religion has no place here

if you would please GTFO, we who are here to talk about scientific topics would be very thankfull

>>961194
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>>961173
>implying creationism isn't taught in science classes

>>961934
what the fuck kind of science classes are you used to?

>>960858
Hahaha what the fuck am I reading

Ed is using a Mac, that is his problem. No Mac, no problem. Problem solved. OP is entirely a faggot

>>961950
Obviously the American kind, lol Americans

>>961194
100% truth

so who was proud of a 1.33ghz processor in 2004?

>>961996
Only the Bible Belt of America. Most states are fine and don't teach creationist bullshit.