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This is the only board I can turn to. I fell hard for the biology meme. Please tell me there is actually something I can do with a bachelors degree in Biology other than go to grad school or become a doctor. What do I do??? Help

>> No.9513613

>>9513610
be an animal doctor?

>> No.9513618

>>9513613
I don't want to be a doctor in any capacity. I wish those faggots told me that biology is a dead end road when I was growing up.

>> No.9513636

>>9513610
If you GPA is high enough
Doctor > Dentist > PhD > Nurse > Veterinary/Zoo

If you GPA is pretty lame but not so bad then
CodeMonkey / Public Service / Generic Office Work,

If you GPA is shitty
Retails > NEET/McDonalds <- you probably are here.

>> No.9513637

Study immunology, help develop novel cancer treatments. I wish I'd gone the biology/medicine route instead of mechanical engineering. Mech is boring.

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9513639

>>9513610

>> No.9513641

>>9513610
Get a job in HR.

>> No.9513642

>>9513610
Can you into Ph.D? That's usually what biofags do these days

>> No.9513644
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9513644

>>9513637
>not picking the superior Biomedical Engineering instead

>> No.9513646

>>9513642
That's the thing though. I don't want a PHD. I'm tired of being bored. I want to graduate and get a JOB so I don't have to be poor anymore

>> No.9513650

>>9513646
Well you're pretty much fucked. Why did you pick bio if you aren't interested in it?

>> No.9513651

>>9513646
bored should be poor****

>> No.9513652

Figure out the biological processes that allow us to have a capacity to suffer that we can implement into AI?

>> No.9513654

>>9513651
Suck it up and go to grad school OP. You won't ever be rich, but at least you'll do valuable work

>> No.9513656

>>9513646
PhD will let you get money afterwards.
With only a BSc you will remain poor.

>> No.9513657

create the most realistic and/or pleasurable dildos based on your knowledge and become a millionaire?

>> No.9513658

>>9513636
I forgot Agriculture (it's lame tho)

>> No.9513661

>>9513610
Change major to statistics

>> No.9513666 [DELETED] 

>>9513657 >>9513610
Just by selling dildos for $1 at 4chan, to 1 million of 4chan faggots and OP would become millionaire

>> No.9513672
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9513672

>>9513610
Try to get into Pharma School

And make red pills

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9513677

>>9513618
You could become a "Doctor" like the Rapper Lil Pump and specialize in Medicinal marijuana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ

>> No.9513678

>>9513610
You can't do anything with a bachelor's degree, it's the new high school diploma.

>> No.9513679

Before anything else, I'd recommend learning to read.

> If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/ - Advice.
> If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/ - Advice.
> If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/ - Advice.

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>>9513678
>You can't do anything with a bachelor's degree
Engineers can

>> No.9513684

>>9513610
you can become a medical technologist, you can become a fish and wildlife biologist or ranger, you can work an in industrial refinery as an analyst or operator. but yeah go to Grad school, you cant really do anything with any other STEM bachelor's degree except computer science and engineering

>> No.9513685

>>9513610
or you can teach k-12

>> No.9513687

>>9513610
I make almost $1200 a week tutoring, not a bad gig until I get accepted to med school to be a research physician

>> No.9513692

Why do so many people regret studying biology? Seems really cool, especially microbiology.

>> No.9513694

List of jobs you can get with no other qualification: clinical laboratory technician, blood bank technician, research technician (public U, private U, pharma, etc.), high school teacher (any subject), assistant manager at any grocery store or fast food restaurant, finally any job your friends or family can get you despite qualification.

Get the point?

>> No.9513698

>>9513692
>Why do so many people regret studying biology?
Fewer Jobs

>> No.9513702
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>>9513610

>>9513685
Becoming a K-12 Teacher

Which is better than be Unemployed

>> No.9513708

>>9513684
now fish and wildlife ranger is a sweet gig

>> No.9513709

The only real path in biology is
1) undergraduate in mathematics
2) graduate in genetic engineering or bioinformatics
Any other path is trash.

>> No.9513710

>>9513679
/thread

>> No.9513714

>>9513709
>BSc in Math then PhD in Bio
this

>> No.9513718

>>9513709
you are the human equivalence of recyled trash