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An aboriginal elder talked to a class of engineers today and said, "60k years ago we where the engineers." What did the abbos engineer, sci?

>> No.9512904

>>9512900
were*

>> No.9512906

>>9512900
Didgeridoos

>> No.9512922

>>9512906
A hollow stick needs to be engineered?

>> No.9512934

>>9512900
A stick!

>> No.9512947

>>9512900
nothing of value

dumb fucking gas huffing abbos just dicked off on the whole continent for 60k years

>> No.9512953
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>>9512947
Dr. Pee-no-coon-here. Fuck off.

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撒尿無浣熊,這裡博士。 滾蛋。

>> No.9512957

>>9512947
they had constellations and shit forreal
maybe they weren't like ancient Greeks but they weren't savages
maybe it's a colonial thing, the romans tend to adopt the culture of the people they invade, they started building pyramids after they invaded egypt and they really plagiarized Greek mythology but colonists weren't like that they were more about taming the Earth and whatnot

>> No.9512981
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>>9512900
Abos are Bogs, Quick Rundown:

>Archons and the Demiurge bow to the Abos,
in contact with aliens,
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
>Controls the weather with dance
>Summons nature to do all bidding
>Control france with an iron, but fair fist,
>Secretly control land all over the world,
>Direct descendants of Atlantis and Lemuria
>Will be discovered as original inhabitants on Mars (Abograd will be be the first city)

>> No.9512989

>>9512981
Hmm, I see. And what do their magic funneling tools like the didgeridoo and the banging-stick do?

>> No.9512996

>>9512989
acutally secret pylons that when brought together during the alignment of the stars, will activate the Kali Yuga and usher in the Bogdanoffs from the heavens.

>> No.9512998

SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE

>> No.9513007

>>9512900
WE

>> No.9513013

>>9512900
The Brewarrina fish traps could be considered an engineering project of ancient aboriginals. It’s hardly the LHC but it’s not as if anyone really thinks aboriginals were a super developed civilisation.

>> No.9513018

>>9513007
WUUZZZ

>> No.9513032

>>9513018
ENGINEERZ

>> No.9513047

>>9512957
>they had constellations and shit
You mean they looked at the stars?

>> No.9513050

toasting in epic bread

>> No.9513053

>>9513032
ANN

>> No.9513065

>>9512900
canoes prolly

>> No.9513093

>>9512900
A stick.
They had a digging stick, and a throwing stick, and one for hitting you over the head with.

Nowadays, with advances in petrochemicals, they are expert sniffers.

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>>9512957
All those cultures we admire so much were just building monuments to their own narcissism and ignorance. The cultures like the aboriginals and indians were the ones who were truly rich.

>> No.9513133

>>9513053
SHIEEET

>> No.9513151

>>9512922
That's the joke

>> No.9513169

>>9512900
bullroarers and boomerangs too

>> No.9513171

>>9513109
they would have built monuments to themselves once they advanced, just like the mayans

>> No.9513175

>>9513109
Yeah, that's why they invented things like calculus, the airplane, computation machines, ect. Super rich.

>> No.9513182

>>9513175
and WHAT DOES CALCULUS GET YOU

>> No.9513190
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Abos have an average IQ of 60. They are literally the dumbest ethnic group of people on earth.

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Like the rest of our species as soon as we got there we started burning shit down for easy pickins killing everything in sight. There were megafauna around that time huge as snakes and what were basically 15-20ft komodo dragons killing them and shit. If I saw that around village "NONE OF THAT" so they killed all those large animals just like the Indians did in the Americas. It is said climate was already killing these animals but let's be honest on every continent as soon as humans showed up those fauna fuckin died. So they engineered some good ol' fashioned death that's what they engineered.

>> No.9513200

>>9513190
not if we consider your immediate family an ethnic group
maybe a bit unfair to consider you in the human species though

>> No.9513214

>>9512900
Did any of the engineers point out to the abo that he deserves no credit for whatever someone from 60000 years ago did?

>> No.9513221

>>9513214
No, they all (((stood up and cheered and clapped))).

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>>9512900 >>9512934 >>9512906
Boomerangs

>> No.9513290

Abos didn't even know how to invent a spear. They literally burned down entire forests to get to one goana.

>> No.9513291

>>9513190
>people
They are no way in hell homo sapien sapien.

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>>9512900
For thousands of years until now

Aboriginals achieved Less than this Australian White Guy did in few months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVV4xeWBIxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7wAJTGl2gc&t=22s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL3sho1CpkI

>> No.9513295

>>9513292
*white guy with a degree in engineering and access to the internet, where he is looking everything up what he is going to build (he said so himself in his blog).

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>>9512900
Abos through all History achieved Less than what this Australian White Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE&list=PLGnWLXjIDnpBR4xqf3FO-xFFwE-ucq4Fj

>> No.9513302

>>9513295
>white guy using white guy inventions to do what abos couldn't in 60,000 years

>> No.9513308

>>9513302
I'm just saying, googling "how to build a mud hut" and then follow the steps is not nearly as impressive as actually coming up with it yourself.