/sci/ - Science & Math

100,000 more millennium prize problems

>>9474221
Dick sucking experiments

Who gives better head, man, woman or trap?
Hands or no hands?
Eye contact?

These are scientific experiments that need rigorous testing, and whores aren't cheap.

>>9474221
genetic modifications to turn NEET men into eternally young feminine catboys complete with functional tails and cat ears with enhanced anal properties

>>9474221
I'd invest in the systematic destruction of the social sciences.

>>9474221
CRISPR-Cas9

I'm getting old, I'm going to need that magic to fucking work within couple decades.

>>9474361
>CRISPR-Cas9
no better off with stem cells.

>>9474221
sanofi and biochem bonds
>tfw you can make 20 billion a year by just being rich

>>9474221
Genetically modified yeast-based production of high value chemicals.

>>9474221
>(((invest))) money

Money is meant to be spent, poorfag.

>>9474253
i approve this

>>9474253

>>9474221
>If you had $100 Billion what would you invest in
10 billion to develop a virus and bacteria that only effect sickle cells.
10 to create a 1 mile wide canal between america and mexico using nuclear excavation.
10 into sea steading and resource extraction, with an emphasize on sustainability.
10 into colonizing mars competently.
10 into colonizing the trojans
10 into standardized CNC consumer manufacturing
10 into lava steading
10 into matrix precursor technology (computer-brain interfaces, mental image decoding, etc)
10 to buy all of the land in a county and create a privatized county.
1 into extended range electric and the suppression of pure electric memes
1 into consumer CNC food production
1 into emu breeding and genetic engineering in austrailia
1 into waldos
1 into genetic engineering food animals for taste, fat content, and muscle group size.
1 into uplifting gorillas for gladiator battles
1 into japanese pornography
1 into HARP guns
1 into the use of nuclear excavation to split oceanic plates to create a new continent
0.8 into permanently sustained non-nuclear heavier than air electric flight. (make sky castles real)
0.1 into genetic engineering trees for lumber properties
0.1 into genetic engineering berries for color and flavor

>>9474453
>>>/pol/

>>9474411
Why yeast based? Bacteria often prove better for that kind of thing, which is why we use E.Coli for insulin production.

>>9474221
myself

>>9474221
$50 billion on researching practical molecular manufacturing.
$5 billion on a foundation that funds high risk, high reward scientific research that no one else will fund
~$3 billion fuck it, build a giant space telescope and name it after myself
I'll decide on the what to spend the rest on based on the results of the previous.

unironically give it all to pic related.

although I'd probably only give him ~$10 billion if I could spend some money in the humanities and not just /sci/.

>>9474535
hahahaha oh wow. Aubrey de gray only does theoretical biology. You'd be better off just funding basic biology research.

>>9474221
Lunar base, government agencies can pay for accommodation of their scientists and experiments, and tourists can visit it for loads emone, build a huge city on the moon, get funding for terraforming.

>>9474221
10b for various ngos in each of the v4 countres (scholarships in hard scineces and selected humanities)
10b in a fundation that oversees these, and mabages longterm investments for the longterm operation of the ngos
20b to set up private schools and unis in my home country
10b to set up a non shitty version on monsato
9b in space
5b in sustainable energy
5b in sustainable farming
1b for a comfy life

Batteries development.

>>9474427
t. poorfag

>>9474221
AI lab, with me as the head researcher.

One very expensive sculpture of myself.

>>9474427
>>9474792
>poorfag
Why the homophobia?

>>9474221
Development of waifu AIs, artificial wombs and sex bots.

>>9474239
Funnyjunk is that you?

>>9474221
I would go full evil warlord scientist. Rick Sanchez citidal would pale in comparison to the architecture of my dystopia. One million would go into a massive sculpture of Eris Discordia smack dab in the middle of her technological empires temple. I would work my ass off in spacetravel and eventually use either several dyson spheres or a fuckton of dark matter/nuclear fuel to power an experimental multiverse portal device the size of a planet. Then either summon The God of The Omniverse to ask of him Ultimate Power to bring about The End Times and finally finish this existance with a bang or travel to different worlds with my space armada. Like Thoth did after he finished teaching the egyptians math but on a MUCH bigger scale.

>>9474610
I like you anon

>>9474852
Why do we number anon?

>Create a math university in the middle of NYC
>hire only top professors by giving them top salaries only I can afford
>Every student is handpicked, after rigorous testing and interviews, only gifted
>Accomodation and tuition is free
>Small classes that fast track every student to PhD status
>become number 1 math hub in the world
literally my wet dream

>>9474874
So we can start counting down the time.

>>9474892

Give it all to George Soros

100b on the biggest nuke possible, bury it under Yellowstone and set it off.

10 billion to blow up the moon
90 billion to blow up mars

suck it spacefags

>>9474941
>spacefags
Why the homophobia?

Land and research involving ecology. I would also start some movements. I would be an agriculturist aswell

>>9474361
it already works dumbo

All of it for solving p=np

>>9474221
Robot girlfriends

>>9475059
simple
p =/= np
I'll take that $100 billion now

>>9474221
a cure for autism :(

>>9474221
At first I would say sex dolls but now I am heavily considering space mining. Find an asteroid and redirect it to earth. Maybe set up a space elevator or something.

the fact that no one in this thread has said build a dark tower yet brings shame on this board

>>9475085
>>9474852

To be fair the temple would be surrounded by many towers in certain places... However chaos is not all darkness...

>>9474239
>Who gives better head, man, woman or trap?
Obviously the ones with a penis are going to know what feels better to a penis. Why even waste money on women?

>>9474253
Objectively best way to spend $100 Billion.

>>9474221
Development of a non-lethal disease which is airborne for blacks and an STD for all others. Side effects include turning your skin black and making your fingers swell up.

>>9474485
/pol/tards don't have a monopoly on racism. They have a monopoly on being annoying about it.

>>9474221
Automating human jobs, until research can be focused solely on full-dive vr, so people can live with their waifus and create their own worlds to live in. Basically become God.

>>9474221
Create an ideal society

>>9474610

>10b for various ngos in each of the v4 countres

as if dealing with one Soros was not enough already..

>>9474221
I would build a computer and let it count something that is actually usable.

>>9475064
REEEEEEEEEEE.
THEN WHAT IS P EQUAL TO USING NP UNITS REEEEEEE

Fund a space mission made to redirect a balls huge asteroid to earth.

>>9474453
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy an exotic pet
Like a llama or an emu

https://youtu.be/B4L3ls_6UYg

>>9474427
This is the most poorfag thing I've read today.

>>9475251

buy some land and try communism for real this time

>>9474453
> 10 billion to develop virus that attacks sickle cells
> virus mutates
> Now lethal to all humans
Congratulations. You just created ebola.

> wants bacteria with enterohemorrhagic properties
You want to buy E. Coli O157:H7? Shit, the ATCC sells it for a couple of hundred bucks. Slants or freeze dried.

It's not really meaningful to have 100 billion dollars.
I'd really just burn it. Gobernment doesn't really expect sudden deflation.

start a company and gentrify the shit out of an area for no reason

>>9475357
100 billion disappearing wouldn't cause appreciable deflation.

>>9474253
This is not really science, though. It's engineering.
Before you fucking autista bother me, there is a difference, and no, I'm not saying engineers can't be scientific.

>>9474221
50% goes to hookers and cool guns
50% goes to SpaceX, on the condition that they have to include me on the trip to Mars.

>>9474221
Solution to scarcity.

>>9474253
3dfag

>>9474221
I'm building a luxurious orbital habitat.
Lease rooms to those who can afford it.
a common barracks/hotel that is used to house temporary residents, like space tourists, astronauts, Zero G swinger conventions.
Make it modular so it can grow and change as time goes on.
Dump the rest of the money into asteroid mining.

>>9475337
>Congratulations. You just created ebola.
>implying all viruses mutate at the same rate
Get a load of this guy.
And the solution around this is to have the virus produce something harmful only to sickle cells, not have the virus do the damage directly. If it mutates and stops working, then no harm done.

>>9475808
Have you ever heard of the law of unintended consequences?

>>9475134
My god, I never thought of it like that before. Genius!

>>9474453
You really don't know the cost of things, iyec 100 billion not a trillion

>>9474221
ovens

1bn to building an evil lair - calling myself a religion to evade taxation as taxation is theft.
100m to fund a sex doll company - there's a huge market for them right now
10bn to entirely ignore faggy ethics in biology and research genetic modification properly.
100m to fund mother free births
The rest can go in a piggy-bank to save for whenever I get any more stupid ideas, like a huge Gauss cannon
10m to a big fuck-off Gauss cannon

>>9475852
9 sets of 10 billion
9 sets of 1 billion
1 set of 1 billion
Can you not count? That adds to 100 billion.

>>9474221
Put it all into clean energy and hope it’s enough desu

>>9475875
That is nowhere close to the actual cost of what you listed.

90 billion into nuclear fusion.
9 billion into solid state battery technologies.
0.9 billion into a campaign to become US president.
0.1 billion to be set for life if my plan fails.

all of it on rotating habitats in space and a little bit on the side for moon bases

3% APRon $100B is $3B a year. Makes an interest bearing checking account seem like a good place.

>>9474221
neurology to kill psicopseudoscieces

>>9475959
good idea

>>9475073
how is this .jpg animated?

>>9476133
stop taking mushrooms and you'll find out

>Buy a literal army
>Invade Africa
>Invite everyone with 100+ IQ (Free citizenship if profficient in English, given past citizenships are denounced. )
>Unironically kill off everyone with sub 100 IQ (relative to world average)
>Gradually build up the continent and create a new multicultural, superstate filled with high IQ immigrants.
Stay comfy with my 100 trillion USD in Victoria Falls with my pet lion
Pic related is my waifu i will buy from Rothschild

>>9476163
>not ironically commiting genocide
what a scrub

Buy one of these (<----), put several societies of scientists and engineers on to realising it's contents whilst also creating newer ideas and tech to eventually realise.
Build one or more ecologically sustainable "smart cities" then invest in artificial intelligence, intelligence amplification, and artificial general intelligence research, practice, and realisation...

Alternatively an Aperture Inc-esque facility that develops science theory and practice from the "ground up" (or not) or, in that case, "basement up", perhaps nomenclaturally named "memory" (A mem is anything that helps you create a connection between a word and its meaning.) or "Lens", for the lols.

...Several things amoungst many things.

>>9476368

>>9477023
They'd never let you build this anon. Even Bezos,who literally HAS 100 billion fucking dollars, could never get approval to build this.

You're better off dropping them oney into fusion rocket reaserch. Very promising and much less scary to the pencil-pushers that riding a trail of nukes into space.

>>9474253
Explain enhanced anal functions pls

>>9474221
Why the fuck would i invest any of it? I have one hundred billion dollars, shit my great great great grandkids will still be set for life.

>>9475134
>implying trannies even want to look at their own penis

>>9475201
:^)
I'm raysis tho, I don't want the fikifiks in my country

>>9475031
A Wright brother's airplane won't fly around the world.
Their plane compared to a 380 Airbus.
In practice crispr is still a toy.

>>9477041
Motionistically reflexive/responsive, probably.
I think his (or her or hir or zir or vir or it's or whatever gendercombo and/or gender less pronoun you use or whatever) comment is a play/ploy on a semifabricated Satanistic doctrine meme involving genderquerness production increasing, or they're simply into feminine male NEETs.
You could make men into women, or you could just make women into "better" women. Which kind of brings me to my "One person's heaven is another person's hell" paradox. However, that/this is not always the case.

thats easy just buy bitcoin

>>9474221
>put 20 into a foundation to fund life extention, cancer research and genetic modification
>put 20 starting capital into post-moore computing research and production (terahertz light computing/memristors etc.)
>put 5 for grants so that theoretical physicists and mathfags don't starve to death
>invest 30 in a diversified portfolio with a reasonable ~8% return so I can cover losses or fund new memes in the long run
>put 15 in the Skylon SSTO production and development, which would slash the cost per unit under 1 bln and under 500$/kg to LEO easily and rek the jellobabies mongler
>put 9 into energy and materials research and production (high-temp capacitors/lithium-air batteries/the graphene/carbyne meme etc)
>leave 1 to myself to live as an eternal neet-CEO

>>9477092
all of it? I don't know if you know how these things work

>>9477040
As long as my progeny end up with a huge moon base and multiple space stations for mining rare metals

>>9474453
>>If you had $100 Billion what would you invest in
>10 into colonizing mars competently.
This is your brain on racism

>>9477112
T-b-h, you can't even organize a mission for less than 20, let alone colonize it.

>>9477113
>>9477112
Faggots haven't heard of the sea dragon.

>>9478011
>sea dragon
Everybody knows about this meme. The problem is it's a meme that didn't go past planning stage. Even if you want to restart the project, you'd have to pour billions in R&D, manufacturing and planning. But you're probably part of the le epik kekistani le reddit-/pol/ army and anything past simple memes confuses you. No stinking niggers on Mars only whites (so there's nobody to bully you at school) and memes amirite.

>>9478191
>Tfw poltards dont understand blacks are naturally resistant to the sun, making them great at manual labour on the red rock
>Tfw blacc kangz will finally be superior to white melanin deficient soi bois
>Tfw we can export all blacks to mars since its perfect habitat for the superior race
>Tfw Red guerilla got it all wrong

>>9474221
>space colonization for mining purposes
>become a fucking gazillionaire

>>9478191
>The problem is it's a meme that didn't go past planning stage.
"use this guage steel" "have a valve rated for this pressure" "the engine bells should be this size" "maybe throw a few canards on" ... You don't need to plan much when the design is simple enough to eyeballed.

>Even if you want to restart the project, you'd have to pour billions in R&D, manufacturing and planning.
Wrong. The groundwork has been laid by robert truax and dozens of others. There is no R&D needed. There is basically no planning needed, submarine bases and shipyards already exist. The cost does not add to billions in manufacturing, only into the millions.

>anything past simple memes confuses you.
Yes yes, everyone you disagree with is stupid. What the fuck are you, a brainlet?

>No stinking niggers on Mars only whites (so there's nobody to ruin education) and memes amirite.
That's a pretty good idea. See what you can accomplish when you use a minimum of thought?

>>9476163
How do you plan to maintain this living space through generations if there are no women there?

>>9477047
What the fuck do you care about your grand children? Just spend it on coke and whores and leave nothing behind

>>9478661
>2012
>not using artificial wombs to create x23 child sex slaves
It's like you don't understand that identical twins don't produce clones when you breed them. (yes i know what identical twins mean, but my statement is not statistically impossible)

>>9477047
>Why the fuck would i invest any of it?
Jews and fiat currency.

>shit my great great great grandkids will still be set for life.
I bet they'll really appreciate the 20 real dollars that you give to them.

Cure for cancer and space exploration, I'd also invest a bit of that money into protection and conservation of endangered species.

>>9474880
Something like this would probably be the most pragmatic.

Giving the money straight to people may not have direct results. Most institutions have histories of becoming inefficient and unfocused when you throw cash at them. Competition should be encouraged.

>>9474221
Put it in an index fund with low fees and stable performance. Vanguard maybe.

>>9474221
Migraine research. Find the cause and the cure.

>>9474880
Id do something like this, but as an experiment. So id take your idea of the top. But then I’d take the bottom 9. Give a personal professor to groups of 3. They learn the same stuff as the top does at a slower rate. Maybe longer class times for more questions, etc., but still take the same exams. We will see at the end of the university how the bottom 9 compared. Are geniuses born or are they made?

>>9474453
see how you can become completely broke in these few simple steps

Developing an ethnically pure hyper wealthy nation, and buying my way into the UN

>>9474221

Arable land.
Restraunts and bars.
Sex toy manufacturing.

>>9474253

>>9479553
I was told to keep it /sci/ if this thread happened in /k/, you would see a much more profitable answer.

>>9474453
>10 into colonizing mars competently.
t:Retard

>>9474221
>If you had $100 Billion what would you invest in? keep it /sci/

stuff.

>>9481859
it costs less than a billion to build and launch the sea dragons.
The payloads of the sea dragons cost less than a billion.
The lives of the colonists cost less then a billion.
The development of waldos has a full billion to itself.
I have a safety factor of like 3.5, and am still cheaper, faster, and better than 99% of the proposals by retarded faggots.

>>9474852
We said 100 Billion, not infinite currency, let alone resources and and technology to buy with said currency. Why do you fetishize chaos? Do you really understand understand dyson spheres? Do you really understand dark matter? What do you think "nuclear fuel" is? Do you really understand multiverse theory? Define "Ultimate Power." Do you actually believe in Egyptian mythology? Do you stop rping when you close this tab? Did you take your focalin this morning? Did you remember to turn in your pre-calc homework yesterday? What's going on in the vast emptiness inside your skull? Please answer honestly.

>>9475199
Lmao