/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9461373
Triple integrals

>>9461373
One of my friends in undergrad hooked up with his girflriend because he got the highest score in our Abstract Algebra class. I was right behind him.
>tfw no gf

>>9461507
This has to be a fucking meme, otherwise I need to step up my game and get some pussy

>>9461507
If this was real life I'd be a legit genius

>>9461651
He forgot to mention that both the dude and the girl were pajeets. Still jealous?

Win a Millennium Prize and show her the one million dollar deposit into your bank account.

>>9461373
Type 58008 on a calculator.
Turn it upside down.
Show it to girl.
Collect panties.

>>9461373

Make it interesting and accessible. The more abstract things you can explain simply the more interesting it gets. Not looking desperate helps.

>Become world famous "Next Einstein" and well to do
>ask girl out
>she recognizes you
>says yes instead of no

>>9461373
Win a fields medal. Chicks love fields medals

>major in math and minor in philosophy
>put out a few copies of classic philosophical texts- The Republic, Critique of Pure Reason, Phenomenology of the Spirit
>anon why did you choose those two things to study
>>I use math as my compass for both intellect and soul, mathematics is the purest form of the Universe, I believe the world is conveyed best through sinusoidal functions
>always be seen after class looking all intellectual-like talking like a serious person with your prof
>get the highest score on your final
>be tall too
>panties drop

>>9461373
>baby, I'm going to tell you the firts 100 decimals of Pi, because you are a qtpi and I have autism

>>9461965
and then you wake up

>>9461656
Oh nevermind... All about that white on white action here. Had a similar experience with this one married chick last term. she was 28 with two kids and I'm guessing some lame husband. She was barely scraping by while I was acing every test, so maybe that had something to do with it. Never ended up hitting it though because I would feel bad for her man. Females.

>>9461373

If you want to impress a children, talk about physics

If you want to impress a girl, talk about biology

If you want to impress a man, talk about maths

>>9461373
I'd rally up some of my math friends to show here an application to the pigeon hole theorem, if you know what I mean.

>>9462509
underrated post

>>9462521
It cant be underrated if you’re the first reply. This is something that always bothered me, I don’t care if it’s a meme.

>>9461373
Use geometry to guess her weight.

>>9461373
On my first date with my gf, I spent a couple of hours explaining Euler's phi function and the Diffie-Hellmann algorithm.
Been together 5+ years.

>>9461965
Welcome back, my favourite schizo. How was your ward visit?

>>9461983
If only this were true. I know the first 150 (or I used to)

>>9461373
>Hot girl
I'm only interested in women.
>Try to impress
I'm only interested in establishing a genuine emotional relationship. I don't want to impress, I want to connect.
Also I can't do anything impressive with math.

>>9461662
>says to win Millennium Prize
>wouldn't turn it down

You're never gonna make it, anon.

>implying I need any help impressing girls when I have a 500k salary in any job I want

>>9461373
i had sex with my first girlfriend in college by asking her if she wanted to read my real analysis textbook with me on my bed

>>9462682
That's not sex, anon...

>>9461373
add money to bank account

>>9462693
close enough

>>9461373
Step 1: find a 12 year old girl that likes math

This time I was drinking at a friend's house and the only people still awake were my friend, me and his roommie, to whom we'll refer as Stacy. I was high on concerta so the autism I usually keep in check got loose and I started babbling about topological spaces and whatnot when my friend decided he had enough and went to sleep. Stacy then said she was worried I was too high to sleep on the floor and invited me to crash in her bed. I don't know, maybe she just fucked me to get me to shut up but that's at least one way to talk your way into a hot girl with math.

>>9462966
>mixing concerta and alcohol
enjoy your early grave

>>9462971
Don't worry, anon. I don't do drugs anymore.

>>9462509
Kekkkkk

>Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics
go to /b/ or something

Making shit loads of money

>>9463274
That's not specific to math though.

>>9461373
Show her numberphile videos.

>>9463241
Impressing girls with math isn't math related? Go back to le Reddit, retards like you aren't welcome here

>>9461397
>>Triple integrals

>>9461373
By not doing it.

Tell her about Gödel's incompleteness theorems and their ramifications to logic and mathematics.

>>9461373
by writing 1=0.99999999999999999...
on my dick
the amount of 9's will be impressive

>>9463960
>on my dick
But anon, 1 =/= 0.9

>>9461373
By fucking her.

With math, I guess, but my dick is doing most of the work

>>9461989
>a children
This is the state of non-physicists.

>>9461651
Lrn2meme fgt pls

>>9464043
go away, you're not a girl
and stop looking at my neverending story

>>9464444
checked

>>9461965
>she recognizes you
>she thinks you are rich are going to get rich
>gold digger mode engaged
>says yes instead of no

>>9462631
Wtf are you me.

I memorized up to 200 at one point, and got to recite most of them on stage during lunch in high school. Got to pie one of the faculty members in the face as a result. I think they were expecting ~20 recited from memory at best

>>9462509
You play musical chairs?

>>9462661
This is the same guy that always asks "why the homophobia?" when someone says faggot on here.

>>9461373
I tutor a hot girl in mathematics ask me anything

>>9464606
>faggot
Why the homophobia?

1+1= 2,5
Marry me pls me smart.

>>9462693
? We read my Analysis book then she started making out with me and sucked my dick before she sat on it

>>9464609
There were actually some pretty hot girls in my undergrad math dept and they were usually really easy to make friends with cause they were adjusted to socializing with guys with low level autism

>>9461373
Card tricks.

>>9461960

I don't get it.

>>9461373
Connect math to pregnancy.
Works all the time.
Every woman cares about pregnancy.
How do you not get that?
Maybe you are not as smart as you want to be

>>9461373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
How can you even compete?

>>9464833
Protip: She was into you regardless of the textbook, because anyone who doesn't interpret "hey do you want to come in and read a textbook with me on my bed" as "hey wanna have sex", is turbo autistic.

>>9461397
Pedophilia is illegal Anon.

some girls are impressed by smarts, some don't give a shit. if they like you to begin with, them finding out you're good at something like math will make them more attracted to you. but going up to women and saying "i'm a math major" isn't going to drop their panties

>>9461980
>...
>be tall too
>not be interested in 99% of women
>panties drop off the 99%
>the 1% of panties drop cause they like you for you
>100% panties dropped

>>9463374
I ken conferm

>>9464921
I can confirm; non of that false cut business and card control though

>>9461373
Sorry small fry, only the [math]\mathbb{BAB}[/math] phenotype can make pussies drenched.

>>9461373
All women want is for you to know exactly what they are thinking. So just say the probability of you wanting to date me is exactly 0. They still won't want to date you, but you will have impressed them with mind-reading.

>>9461373
Heat equation using thermal coefficients of two bodies.

>>9461987
>smiles at you
>"she wants to fuck"
Lol'd. Even if it were the case, you're still a fucking beta for "feeling bad for her man". Lmao.

>>9466349
Why? Because I have morals? She followed me around like a puppy dog... Lol. I'm sure your thirsty, beta, projecting ass knows all about that.

>>9461373
Show her your 300k salary

>>9461397
Even better, converting a triple integral from rectangular coordinates to the most sensual coordinate system, cylindrical.

>>9466508
babes get really hot over spherical coordinates anon, just don't forget to use the jacobian

>>9461980
Unironically this but actually do it and take yourself seriously. Math major with philosophy minor or double major is God tier, surpasses all others.

>>9462532
I'm armchair in K-theory, this looks pretty diagram though.

Mind going over it for me :3?

>>9466512
Cylindrical is more phallic though.

>>9461373

>>9461397
>tfw she lets you do triple integrals on the spheres hanging from her chest

>>9461507
that guy has some amazing powers.

>>9461960
>not 5318008
never gonna make it

>>9466524
>armchair K-theory
Me too and i'm the one doing the peer review. I wonder how many papers got through just because they were reviewed by some clueless PhD student.
I got lost in this paper after heavy usage of KK-Fredholm on some symplectic manifolds.

>>9465851
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>9467227
>letting clueless PhD students do peer review
No wonder K-theory is such a second-tier field.

>>9467282
To be fair, my advisor was appointed to it. But he's senile and pretty arrogant so if he offloaded this to me, it means he deemed it unimportant after skimming it.
But i do wonder how prevalent this is in academia (especially math). I know from my highschool friends that they at some point had same experience in CS and biochemistry.

>>9467316
>he's senile
No wonder he works in K-theory

>>9467316
Applied mathematician here. What's common in my field is that once a PhD student has gotten a few publications they get asked to referee all the crappy papers from India. More and more often, Indians try to submit to actual good journals instead of sticking to their fake ones. This is a growing problem in the field.

>>9467323
He doesn't do K-theory, he fucks with singularities for the bigger part of his life. Also even when he's senile, he still does groundbreaking work there, a true hero gramps.
>>9467351
That sucks, but at least it's easy to spot a fake paper. In pure math, especially in a field that is only your peripheral interest, the difference isn't obvious at all.

>>9461373
solve some PDEs and show results
bitches love PDEs

>>9461373

>>9468731
>italicized d
>no space between integrand and d
no date 4 u

>>9461373
(Me + You) - Clothes = ???

>>9461373
1 + 1 = 11

I can -12

>>9461373
[math]1+1+1+1+...=-\frac{1}{2}[/math]

>>9469324
I get what you mean and it is very funny

>>9461373
tell her you can take the slope of the curve of your dong at any point

>>9461373
girls are dumb as fuck man you can make them believe anything, I study biochemistry and I was dating a girl in psych she told me she was way smarter than me and she knew it, I said just by believing that shows how stupid you really are you dumb cunt. I saw her pussy and ate her ass the next day

>>9469544
This post was satisfying as fuck.

>>9462526
That's exactly when something is underrated though. If it had replies, it would be getting recognition and those be rated highly. Chill with the autism it's not always a meme

>>9469514
then trace your dong on a coordinate plane then show her. fucking show her

>>9464444
What the quads have you done

>>9468813
more like
>no downturn at the end of the root to remove ambiguity
fucking grobs

>>9461373
you have to assume that you are going to have 30 seconds or less to expose what you have to say. This mean that you cannot talk about something too complex, therefore it can't be used to impress a girl, unless it is some statistical trick that allows you make a prediction that is always right that she does not know about.
you are better off using your trivia to detect if she is interested in abstract reasoning or not, or if it's a group of girls to detect which one among them is the more interested one.

what is usually do is to speak about transformation pipeline in rendering and how it's used in pixar movies. so i touch computer, linear algebra and movies. if she does not ask about any of those she is probably not what i'm looking for and i move on.

remember that when you decide what to say you can insert other testing mechanisms, as an example you could say "and that is how 3d movies are different from traditional movies such disney or studio gibli ones." to check if she is into that.

>>9461373
Bitches love pragmatism and stuff that they can actually understand, even if it is in a handwavy manner.

I'd teach them how to easily calculate how much they save when buying things on sale.

>>9469550
But he's the first reply after the post. No one has even had a chance to ignore it yet. It was literally 6 minutes later. The post is not rated at that point so it cannot be underrated.

>>9466508
>cylindrical coordinate system

>>9469777
Todays best post, not even taking trips into account

>>9461373
Teller her about the "Banach tarski paradox" has almost the same succesrate as "The naked man"

>>9461507
same but for physics

>>9464965
tits

>>9469720
not bad, not bad at all

>>9469720
you talk of pragmatism yet your assumption that this creep even knows the girl is purely speculative. Unless you mean this creep is just stalking her as she shops for undergarments

>>9461373
Use it to take a degree in mathematical finance, make bank, and drown in pussy. Never expect a woman to value an intellectual skill/pursuit for its intrinsic worth.

>>9461373
5x5

>>9461373
Give her the Coq

>>9472474
Being Coqista is the most alpha thing you can do in CS.

>>9470538
>Never expect a woman to value an intellectual skill/pursuit for its intrinsic worth.
Not true. Female math phds besides the meme black girl do exist. Your point still stands though, since marrying a quant would be the high brow equivalent of selecting a male from a slightly lower class.

>>9472484
>not being a lean machine

I'm a CS with a Math minor and it's not really your math skills but having people skills. I always talk about interesting topics or what I'm working on and talking about my goals in life and girls get real attracted to that.

>>9468731
a tan that really integrates your roots