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9442166 No.9442166 [Reply] [Original]

A doomsday device is an incredibly large and dirty nuke so powerful that no matter where on earth it explodes, the radiation will (eventually) cover the whole planet. Freed from the constraints of having to deliver the device to a target how would you design it?

My design would be a conventional fission/fusion bomb but the fusion stage would be 10 miles long and surrounded by a giant thick tubular tamper of Uranium and Cobalt. That way you can use cheap Tritium/Deuterium/Lithium. One side would have already exploded before the other side even starts exploding. I call it "Big Long Dong".

Any nuclear Anons want to submit a better design idea?

>> No.9442253
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>>9442166
Would be cheaper to just launch a ship into orbit and carpet bomb the Earth with rods from god.

Also NATO is less likely to bomb you back to the stoneage while developing a space station.

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>>9442253
No radiation from "rods of god" to kill everyone on earth. They are strictly tactical first strike weapons.

My thinking was that no small country can really threaten the US or Russia with their thousands of nukes each. So how expensive would a doomsday weapon be? How much cobalt (or gold, or sodium) would be needed and how many (stationary) nuclear devices in order to irradiate the entire planet?

It can't be anywhere as expensive as the trillions the US/Russia spent on their nuclear arsenals.

>> No.9444277

>>9442166

Supervolcano.

Set up a fake company near it (tourism, mining, forestry, etc) and drill and drop detonators.

World in a new ice age. Plants dead, animals dead, people dead.

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>>9444277
Volcanoes (super or not) emit a lot of dust AND Carbon Dioxide. A fact that the Cult of Carbon conveniently forgets to mention.

It seems that drilling a hole would let the gasses vent (C02) without the explosion (dust). So instead of ice age, I would think the ice caps would melt, more storms, more rain, and sea levels rise about 100 meters (max).

While fun, it woulnd't kill everyone.

>> No.9445969

>>9442166
Blow up Siberian Traps or any large greenhouse gas deposits and introduce microorganisms that acidify the oceans until it becomes a positive feedback loop of heating and releasing gas. Essentially Venusform Earth. Nothing but extremophiles will survive it.

>> No.9445997

>>9445713
>Volcanoes (super or not) emit a lot of dust AND Carbon Dioxide. A fact that the Cult of Carbon conveniently forgets to mention.
>volcanoes emit 65-318 million tons of C02 yearly
>human activity emits 29billion+ tons yearly
Nice try.

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>>9445997
Did you forget the thousands of small volcanoes, not just the big ones? Also every thermal vent, spring, geyser, and the random methane farts from oceanic clathrates.

>>9445969
I like this guy.

I came up with a better idea. If cold fusion is real then it might be possible to fuse hydrogen in a palladium or nickel matrix at low temperatures. We could make self replicating nano machines that fuse hydrogen (to helium) for power. They could cleave the hydrogen from water. Eventually, as they replicate, they would destroy ALL water on earth, leaving behind a hyper dense atmosphere of almost pure oxygen.

Before we all die of thirst we can watch the world burn in a global firestorm.

>> No.9446360

>>9442166
use an Saturn-V filled with ballast to function as a gravity well to pull Halley's comet out of orbit and smash it into earth.

>> No.9446391
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>>9442166
COME ON AND ____

Unless this isn't the version I remember, it does this:
>Travels stupidly fast, accelerating until it's practically unstoppable by most defence methods
>Waits until at a certain speed before carpet bombing with fucking nuke warheads
>Designed to travel at said stupid speeds as close to the ground as possible, flattening structures with its own shockwaves while also spewing radiation
>Fuel will keep it going for a very long time, enough to let it attack a significant number of cities without the warheads
A few of these could easily stop international progress, even if the radiation isn't enough for your doomsday needs.

>> No.9446405

>>9442166
Nice try, Kim

>> No.9446448

>>9446405
>Implying King Chubby could afford anything besides simple nukes

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>>9446391
A nuclear powered hyper-sonic plane that shits out unimaginable levels of radiation and flies for years before running out of fuel. I think I just had a villaingasm.

>>9446405
>>9446448
The whole point of a doomsday weapon is that it's CHEAPER than an arsenal of conventional nukes. Also, he likes to be called "Emperor Dough Boy"

My next idea would only work for America and Russia: Put ALL your nuclear waste in ONE giant pile on top of a single really big nuke.

Maybe having all these "spent fuel rod pools" all over the place are actually, doomsday weapons in disguise. If EVERY single pool dried up and caught on fire (because everyone was dead in that country), how fucked would the whole planet be?

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>>9446797
I looked it up and here's an old map. If everyone in North America died (for any reason) eventually every one of these sites would burn and spew radiation across the earth. I would bet Russia is nearly the same.

>> No.9447941

Make up two different economical, political or religious ideas and humanity will eventually destroy itself.

>> No.9447996

the cheapest WMD are women with voting rights

>> No.9448050

>>9446391
>Travels stupidly fast, accelerating until it's practically unstoppable by most defence methods
Nah it pretty vulnerable to surface to air missiles and is capable of being destroyed by any fighter jet with look down /shoot down radar capability. It only goes Mach 3 which makes interception tricky but doable if you know what you'e doing.