/sci/ - Science & Math

head stuck puzzle.

Kid's head got stuck, how to free him?

>>9433539
Pick him up so that his body is perpendicular to the pipes, turn his body 90 degrees so that his shoulders align with the opening. He can now walk out.

>>9433539
Saw head

>>9433563
120 IQ
>>9433622
160 IQ

>>9433539
Grab his feet and pull with all my might. His well-being is of no concern to me.

>>9433539
Couldn't the kid just turn his fucking body and shimmy out?

fuck him, I have my own problems

>>9433563
His hips/butt will be too wide. That method has never worked

>>9433539
It's just nature culling the herd. Basic evolution

>>9433539
normal method is rotate the head backwards
but that kid can probably just turn and fit the rest of his body through desu

>>9433894
Children have larger heads in proportion to their bodies it would probably work.

Or you could just push on his ears.

>>9433960
And yet if he were a brainlet his head wouldn't stuck.

>>9434018
This is an excellent point. Perhaps we should save him

>>9433539
Don't
>>9433530
(Gf hotness/10)*100 + (income/highest income achieved)*100 = IQ

>>9434029
Are the slashes divisions or 'out of' signs

>>9435012
Either or signs.

>>9435018
Either gf hotness or 10

Cambridge MyIQ test from their psychometric center.

https://discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html;jsessionid=4B27CF8FBAC226DCE0354D0A50FD03EC


Also, post your results, brainlets.

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>>9435174
>108
>why did I take my time to answer all of the question

>>9435363
Shit, son. What your IQ in other test?

>>9433539
Ears are anchors, fix ears and the head will slide out the same way it went in. Easiest way? Just push his head out, place a few pieces of paper, carboard or credit cards or whatever on his ears, and gently pull him out.

>>9435393
126

>>9435012

they both mean the same thing

>>9435363
I got 103

>>9435174
got 118 with two wrong questions. odds on this being normed around the people who are taking the test and not a random sample, hence grade deflation. even says you scored higher than x% of people and gives you the iq for this on the bell curve

>>9435696
No they don't, 'out of' would set a constraint to the value, while a division just divides the value.

Making the expression

(gf hotness/10)*100
Needlessly verbose if it were a division sign as one could just instead write:
gf hotness*10

>>9435174
>84
Where are the community colleges? I clearly belong in them.

>>9435174
>sessionid=4B27CF8FBAC226DCE0354D0A50FD03EC

>>9433539
turn him 360 degrees and walk away

>>9435174
Got 130 on the other meme tests that /sci/ uses to recommend

>>9435174
>>9436051
And this is what I got here

>>9435174
Skipped one night of sleep and got 115 out of this, top 15%. Jesus fuck that's a new low. According to Mensa's online test I'm in the top 1%. I'd feel pretty bad about myself if I cared, but the surprise is still there.

Call me bitter but I also didn't like the test in general:

1. The UI was fucked up, made it easy to click the wrong number since you had to click those empty numbered boxes instead of the actual matching patterns like Mensa does it.

2. Also, the first question was about fucking pixel calculation, not pattern recognition, and two of the questions literally had multiple matching patterns that weren't covered in the answers.

3. The test had the exact same fucking logic in an overwhelming number of its patterns. Like, figures 1 and 2 overlap, or exclude one another in figure 3. Why the fuck would they ask the same shit 15 different times, when if you figure the pattern once, you automatically get it right all of the following times too? At least in Mensa's test the pattern logic changes often enough to need you to figure out a slightly different logic almost every time.

Still, it was different at least, so that was fun.

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>>9436485
>i-isn't my fault!

>>9435174
>https://discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html;jsessionid=4B27CF8FBAC226DCE0354D0A50FD03EC
115 , what the fuck ? Can any other anons tell me what they got

>>9436661
145 here but there is a significant inflation it seems, only got 105 on my IRL iq test

>>9435174
120, one question wrong (I wasn't sure with 2), under 20
truly a brainlet population on this board

>>9435174
Got 108, but I honestly expected a higher grade. If only the students from Cambridge are taking this, then maybe I'm not that bad

>>9435174
>>9435363
>>9435709
>>9436661

100+ is still good

>>9436869
The average retard gets 100

>>9435174

URL doesn't match the logo

I wonder who could be behind this?

Also 115 IQ 26/29 master race here, whoever has more is just an autist that will work in IT and die a viring

>>9435174
holy shit i only got one wrong looks like i’m back you cunts

>>9437158
>>Also 115 IQ 26/29 master race here, whoever has more is just an autist that will work in IT and die a viring
Sure, kid
>>9437169
>doesn't even post score because he cheated and lost so much time
lel

>>9437193
there wasn’t even a timer

>>9437045
most average retards think they are smarter than the average retards

>>9437207
Sure there was, just not visible to you
See:
>>9436054

>>9437212
there isn’t a timer in that either

>>9437219
If there wasn't a timer why didn't he get a "perfect" score?

>>9437224
he did get a perfect score it says 95th percentile because the test is easy enough that 5% of people who take it get all of them right

>>9437245
Seems like you're right, now I wonder about this liar:
>>9436670

>>9435174
The real IQ test is closing the tab because it doesn't make sense.

>>9435174
That one was easy as fuck, half the questions were just add and subtract overlapping areas...

Wow... 95% in this thread are geniuses... impressive

>>9433622
the best answer

>>9437268
brainlet, its the empty cross

>>9437268

If you actually had a hard time solving this one I have some very bad news for you...

>>9437278
Considering the average 4chan IQ is 130, and this is the Science and Math board, I wouldn't be surprised if 1/3 of /sci/ would meet the minimum requirements to be considered a genius.

>>9437362

>Considering the average 4chan IQ is 130

How about some source on that?

>>9437362
Troll or not, many people believe that 130 iq is average or just above average... it's not

having 130 IQ is super rare, so no, the average 4chan IQ is more like 100-120

>>9437362

See this: >>9437384

Statistically just 1% of the world's population possess and IQ of 130 or higher. One in 100.

The average on 4chin is probably only slightly above average if even that. I'd guesstimate about 95-110 since the populace of 4chin consists primarily of westerners with college/high school level education.

>>9435174
I got 24/29 with a score of 110, but I was 100% sure in all answers except one. It's retarded that there can be multiple patterns to recognize.

>>9437273
aka XOR

>>9437362
>>9437384
>>9437449
1 in 100 isn't really rare. The average IQ of 4chan is probably 100 or below though, since /pol/ is the biggest board and a magnet for retards
>populace of 4chin consists primarily of westerners with college/high school level education.
I seriously doubt that

>>9437495

Then may I ask what you think the average 4chan user is like? Easterners? High school dropouts?

>>9433539
1.Put some oil on his neck, making sure I rub it in real nice.
2.put on a fan directly to the kid
3.Kid slides out
4. Mom thanks me and has sex with the hero
5.We film it and give the video to his son on 16th birtday
6.Mom teaches while using the video as an example
6

>>9433539
The jaws of life

I got tested in 2nd grade and got 115 on two different test performed when they were trying to find out if I had autism or just ADD. is 115 ok or bad at that time? I get like around 135 on the mensa test online.

>>9437634
Your IQ shouldn't really change with time.

>>9433539
>110
>Top 24%

Seems low, maybe I'm deluded.

brainlet here :(

So it was like 40 minutes to get this shit done, not trusting this IQ test.

>>9437761
>>9437833
How can you fuck up that hard when all the questions are the same?
Oh wait, since IQ measures abstract thinking capabilities they weren't the same for you

>>9435174
ezpz

>>9437362
The average iq of a phd is like 130, maybe /sci/, has an average iq of 120-130 but the other boards are filled with retard's

>>9438088
/sci/ is also filled with retards now.

>>9437842
poor quality bait

>>9438122
>can't even detect bait
brainlet please

>>9435174
>115
Jesus I hope what >>9436780 said is true about the curve being biased from Cambridge students. Not even top 10% is pretty sad if it isn't

A Mexican here...
It was fun doing the test

this test is retarded, it's the same pattern of adding the differences and subtracting the similarities repeated over and over again.

>>9439058
Brainlets don't recognize/understand XOR though, so the test works as intended
>>9438725
I wouldn't worry about the test for these reasons:
- no time limit, most brainlets can find out the pattern if they have the patience
- not enough variety and patterns are too easy
- not enough questions so if you make some oversights it drastically affects the score. This means that the test tests mainly for how conscientious someone is, but conscientiousness is actually negatively correlated with intelligence
- maximum score is only 123

>>9439065
iq tests always have a max of 123, any test claiming to test higher isn't universally accepted.

>tfw got 28/29
>won't tell me which one i got wrong

infuriating. but they were all pretty easy, the same pattern over and over again. you should do some high iq society iq test (not the mensa ones, the 0.000000001% ones), those are much more varied

>>9438122
how was it bait? all questions were the same pattern of deducting the same and adding the different, some did it horizontally some vertically w/e but they all had the same gimmick

>>9437517
i think its high school education murkans. i don't think many people here attended university or are educated. also, don't let the people posting here fool you into a false sense of people here generally having high iq, not all lurkers post and not everyone that did this and got a low result will post the results

>>9439092
There's a hard limit but it's not 123. It's like 1/300,000 or so.

>>9439151
ye my bad just googled it, i think its 130 or something. but i honestly believe that these tests are only useful to tell extreme brainlets from non-brainlets, the people fretting over a 5 point difference at 120-125 are overreacting i believe

>>9439065
>conscientiousness is actually negatively correlated with intelligence
what?source pls.

>>9439065
>not enough questions so if you make some oversights it drastically affects the score

that's why you're given 45 minutes for a 15 minute test

>>9435174
I dont know what to think about this test.

>>9439603
I made a Real IQ test when I was 9 and got 123.
The test was way more complex than just a view logic questions

>>9439196
https://web.archive.org/web/20141223141658/http://uk.psytech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Conscientiousness-and-Intelligence-2004.pdf
Some other sources say that this isn't true though

How do i into brainz?

>>9434029
If your iq isn't undefined you're a true brainlet

>tfw brainlet

:(

>>9435174
115

First question was literally "measure the distance between the dots and determine which black is the correct one to get it correct", what does it have to do with intelligence

>>9442520
>Try to pick only wrong answers
>Even fuck that up
57 is probably overestimating your IQ

>being such a brainlet you need to take an online IQ test to make yourself feel smarter

>>9435994

>>9435174
I remember doing this one some time ago. Pleb shit t-b-h.

>>9442575
That's kind of depressing, isn't?

>>9435174
115

>>9437856
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought the time spent didn't matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Law and Order.

>>9442724

>>9433539
batista bomb

>>9433530
The best online IQ test? 4chan.

>>9443812
as in not being a fag on 4chan.

If the community ends up not calling you a fag, then you're alright.

>>9433539
Find a way to reverse time

>>9443818
take that shit to /x/

This is obviously NOT a fucking maths OR science problem. It's a parenting problem.

>>9442725
>>9442608
>29 questions vs 33 questions
definitely a hidden timer. shitty way of measuring people tbqh

>>9443922
Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you want to measure dicks, people, or brain-length? or some MAGICAL third construct?

>>9443922
More like they changed the test in the mean time

>>9433530
This one in the pic gives quite accurate results (personal experience).

>>9433530
>What is the best online IQ test out there?

>online

>IQ test

>>9435174
24/29
113
I'm pretty sure I got all questions, with the exception of the last one.