/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9421938
>Majoring in Calculus

>>9421941
Spoken like a true non-calculus major

>>9421938
Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer. All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad. My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor. Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

>>9421950
Very tasty pasta, anon, I thank you for this special cuisine.

>>9421938
Take math 1004: extreme integration

Spring schedules everyone?

CALC 405 Riemann Sums with Applications
CALC 382 Introduction to L'Hôpital Theory
CALC 247 Advanced Methods in Chain Rule Applications
CALC 304 Disk Integration I

>tfw only a precalculus major

>>9422096
Lol that's like the Women's Studies of calculus

>mfw majoring in intro to proofs

>>9421941
>y1s1
Calculus 1
Matrix Algebra
Proofs
English 101

>y1s2
Calculus 2
Programming for STEM
Calculus Based Physics 1
English 102

>y2s1
Multivariable Calculus
Ordinary Differential Equations of Calculus
Calculus Based Physics 2
Linear Algebra

>y2s2
Differential Geometry of Curves and Surfaces
Applied Complex Calculus
The Calculus of Fourier Transform

>y3s1
Real Analysis of Calculus
Topology underlying Calculus
Geometric Algebra and Calculus
Abstract Algebra 1 foundation of Calculus

>y3s2
Calculus on Manifolds
Measure Calculus
Abstract Algebra 2
Mathematical Optimization

>y4s1
Infinite Dimensional Vector Spaces Calculus
Calculus of Smooth Manifolds
Complex Analysis of Calculus
Measure Theoretic Probability

>y4s2
Numerical Calculus and Differential Equations
Partial Differential Equations
Dynamic Systems and Chaos in Calculus
Stochastic Calculus and Differential Equations

Calculus PhD here

>>9422105
holy shit lmao now i want to be a calculus major

>>9422105
>English 101
And you call yourself a calc major.

>>9422105
What the fuck

>>9422103
English is useless, let the world be written in calculus

>>9422105

>2018
>not majoring in applied combinatorics

>>9422105

It's beautiful. .

>>9422032

At my school Disk is a 200-level

>calculus department lab is closed on weekends
ITS NOT FAIR. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE MY ASSIGNMENTS WITHOUT THEIR EQUIPMENT

>>9422299
you don't have an epsilon-delta ruler at home? i can't believe you call yourself a calculus major

>mfw branch cuts

>>9422453
Calculus grad here.
Still have no idea how the fuck this works.

>>9422453
Haha I didn't know Sam got turned into a wojak

>>9421938
>>9421947
>Calculus is a Major
L0Lno fgt pls

>>9422484
You don't know shit about Calc Major since it's only available at top 10 schools.

>>9422453
>>9422469
Möbius transformations are your frens