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I want to sacrifice my soul to Satan.

What do?

>> No.938005

Fiddle in the crossroads

>> No.938006
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938006

>>937996
I'm listening...I just dont take any soul though.
What kinda hell do you think im running?
What would your soul do for me?

Do you have any special skills? Talents? Are you a virgin? Killing experience? Did you bring a resume?

Have a highschool diploma? A college degree? Job experience?

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>>938006
Are you willing to kill your parents? Old ladies?
I'm just trying to determine the "value" of your soul.

Also, what do you want in return?

>> No.938021

>>938006
No skills or job experience just High School diploma. Obviously virgin. If I don't even qualify to sell my soul then this shit is whack.

>> No.938023
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>>938006
>>938015
Satan posts on 4chan. Huh.

>> No.938025

>>938015
I am willing to kill everybody. In return I want super intelligence.

>> No.938026

Do it.

>> No.938033

This thread made me laugh.

>> No.938049

>>938025
Granted.

Here's your super intelligence:
cia.gov

Looking forward to your death.

>> No.938056
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938056

>>>/mu/

>> No.938110

Beat it, Christfag.

>> No.938120
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938120

If you want to sacrifice your soul to a diety.
You must first create the universe.

>> No.938381

visit itanimulli.com

>> No.938420

>>937996

Go to /x/, they love this shit

>> No.938426
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938426

>>938021

The real satan here (don't belive those other sheep in wolves clothing...HA HA HA)

>>938021
I don't think your what were looking for at this time. You need to kill someone, then we will talk. You just don't have anything to offer. A male virgin with no experience just isn't worth that much, especially in this economy.

>>938025
You are what we want, I think your soul will make a fine addition to our eternal torture program. For ever peson you kill, your IQ will increse by one point. The sky is the limit!
You should start experiencing unexplainable (HA HA HA) cuts on your body starting tommarrow. WELCOME ABOARD!

>> No.938466

>>937996
/x/tians go to >>>/x/.