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9361152 No.9361152 [Reply] [Original]

>interstellar anal probe

>> No.9361165
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>>9361152
what are the chances that this is... um... a "heavenly" object... a sign of some kind from the Creator?

>> No.9361185
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I wish to roll a joint as big and smoke as long as what these science assholes are smoking. My baby needs milk, and these dickheads are planning a trillion dollar mission to catch up to and take photos of a flying space dong.

>> No.9361602

Please be a spaceship, please be a spaceship

>> No.9361608

>>9361165
yea, it's the first impact

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>>9361152

Astronomers to check interstellar body for signs of alien technology

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/11/astronomers-to-check-interstellar-body-for-signs-of-alien-technology

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Bank_Telescope

https://www.eso.org/public/archives/releases/sciencepapers/eso1737/eso1737a.pdf

https://www.centauri-dreams.org/?p=38844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakthrough_Listen

>> No.9361777

>>9361152
you mean interstellar butt plug?

>> No.9361792

I hope Uranus is prepared.

>> No.9361815

For fuck's sake. I'm about to get my PhD and those fuckers decide it's a great time to come and enslave us.

>> No.9361818

>>9361185
SHART
IN
THE

>> No.9362017

>>9361602
Imagine all the chaos if it begun to turn towards Earth!

>> No.9362150
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>>9361152
If someone gives me an answer for this, I will give you a high res pic of Alexandra Daddario's butt.

>> No.9362469

>>9362017
What chaos? Everybody already has their head shoved all the way up their asshole to care about anything significant.

>> No.9362473

>>9361165
420%

>> No.9362548

>>9362150
It's C I think.

>> No.9362556

>>9362017
Well, if it suddenly changed trajectory it sure would have everyone's attention.

>> No.9362562

>>9362150
didn't she already show her butt off in true detective?

>> No.9362565

>>9361815
I think they would do a better job. Free sex robots for sure