/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>9336650
brings a tear to my eye
we should do that again it was fun in that thread

>>9336617
Fixed the pic related.

>>9336617
>>9336622

lost hard

>>9336625
To be fair not everyone writes 11 as ||

>>9336707
The font on technical drawings is standardised.
An engineer would know.
That's the reason why the picture is funny, because he doesn't know that.

>>9336620
based experimental mathematics
>not making one where you use a 4f optical system to experimentally do fourier transforms

>>9336676
That was the joke you fucking retard. Holy shit

>>9336624
there's like 4-5 legit proof 'types' in there

>>9336889
Heh, I just learned that in calculus 3, [math]\frac{\partial e^x}{\partial x} = e^x[/math]

>>9336651
Beautiful.

>>9336619
Such a classic.

>>9336896
How would you not learn this in calc 1?

>>9336803
To be fair he is just a student likely taking his first CAD class.

what a bunch of fucking nerds, this is considered a ylyl on /sci/ ?

>YLYL
>on /sci/
Fucking die or go back to /r/badmathematics

>>9337117
Not that guy, but I don't know about you, but at my uni, Calculus I was
>advanced HS math
>limits
>derivatives
Integration was only seen in Calculus II.

>>9337161
holy shit, hope it's j*ke

>>9337164
Not at all. I don't see the problem desu.

>>9337128
You are free to hop back to /b/ and laugh at bananas.

>>9337428
>Sum a bunch of positive numbers together
>Get -1/12

That's how you know someone screwed up mathematics at some point.

>>9337443
It's a special sum for special people

>>9336650
>11-dimensional moneylenders

>>9336617
unless they write
e = \pi = 3
with a literal equal sign, there's nothing really wrong with the statement in the op.

are you gonna argue 3 is not an approximation of e or \pi?
Among naturals, it's surely better than 2 resp. 4. So...

>>9337161
d(e^x)/dx is not a derivative?

>>9336622
>(((Goldberg)))

How can math fags even compete?

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>>9338434

PMA by Rudin explained

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>>9338461
last one of the queen of sci

>>9336651
underrated

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>>9338458
>>9338467
How did we come to this stage? My only hope is that IAS stays a meritocracy. Fuck princeton, fuck harvard, just please don't touch IAS (ok and rutgers maybe).

>>9338568
If you read the technical parts of her thesis, it makes sense and it is even mildly interesting. Certainly, nothing to write home about but as far as graduate thesis' go, it is solid work. The only thing she got away with is with writing it in the most retarded style possible and she does that only so that the average person can understand her thesis because she wanted her thesis to have mainstream appeal? I don't know, but I know two things:

1) Being a single mom made her brain rot, as it typically happens
2) Her thesis is okay.

As for her political views, it is not of intellectuals to judge other intellectuals by their politics instead of their work. Should less white people be in positions of power? Who knows. What is important is that she is only making a suggestion and that no one would be retarded enough to willingly give away their position of power, which means that nothing will happen unless her message reaches an ultra cuck soyboy who likes to get pushed around.

>>9336617
is the joke that she was getting off to what she thought was idiocy, but which actually wasn't?
Oh, and for the record, e == pi == 3, you shitlords :^)

>>9338596
I don't judge her political views. That's the reason i didn't cite the only image with politics. You could be Stalin and i wouldn't give a fuck. But her thesis is absolutely not a solid work for an institution like princeton, especially given who her advisor is. Compare her thesis to theses of his other doctoral students and you'll see the difference. Her work is not something worth a PhD, especially from princeton.

>>9336651
I gave a quick look and didn't get it, but then I started to read it carefully. Made me almost choke on my water.

>>9337161
Damn, I wish I was you.

>>9338440
I wonder what Mary would've had to say about this.

>>9337161
>americans

>>9336624
It's lacking the elevator proof

>>9338445
>Masters 90k starting
>PhD 100k starting
Then why would anyone ever do an PhD

>>9338458
>Why can women with children do PhDs while I can't REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>and also write ironic CVs when all anyone cares about is the PhD anyways REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lmao, never cease to amuse me, /pol/

>>9336650
this is amazing

>>9340400
research

>>9337161
>>9336896
What the fuck is wrong with this board

>>9337119
1 should always be written with a serif.

How many of you are using a font that allows you to immediately recognize the difference between l and I?

>>9336889

Reminds me of this.
"XD LE NERD HUMOR"

>>9341410
Are you complaining about nerdy science jokes on a science board you autistic?.. The other picture is in better taste though

>>9340313
Which one's that?

>>9341410
I cringed so hard

>>9341410
This is tangible autism.

>>9341410
Should have used a logarithm before...

>>9341410
what's even worse is the image is WRONG

>it's not very effective

implies it HAD an effect, but it wasn't sufficient. Taking the derivate would have NO effect on e^x.

fucking cringe

>>9336624
>Proof
>THINK!!!

>>9336622
>'Chemical fee' chemistry set
>http://sciencegeist.net/my-chemically-fueled-life/

If I wanted a joke I'd ask for your IQ

>>9341410
And thanks to this meme even more idiots will then get d(e^2x)/dx wrong.

>>9342359
well there is an effect actually, see d(e^2x)/dx

>>9342579
are you really that thick
I love you anon but you father and I are worried about you

>>9337071
Why wouldn't this work ?

>>9342719
It would work, but it's still an extremely stupid idea ((c) by /sci/)

>>9336896
>>9337117
>>9337161
he was talking about partial derivatives ffs
just the notation

>>9337153
skrattar du förlorar du, you fucking faggot

>>9342776
>/sci/)
>/)
Epic brohoof dude! /) XDD

>>9340400
Research or a career in academics. Getting a PhD to get a job in industry is fucking stupid.

>>9343060
Unless you want to work in fintech or biotech.

>>9336622
>though would have short-sold "Rubber Ducky Sunscreen" on principle if it was publicly traded

>>9338458
CV status: trashed

>>9336617
>e aprox pi aprox 3
>not e aprox 3 aprox pi

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>>9336676
Looks the same to me.

These threads are bringing in newfags who repost the funnies on /r/4chan, /b/, and /pol/.

>>9342579
you alright there bud?

>>9338461
>she doesn't differentiate between gay and straight white males
Wow, way to minimize gay oppression you dumb nigger.

>>9343302
had a chuckle, but I don't think that's a serious paper

http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/PiperThesisPostPrint.pdf

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>>9336871
prove it

>>9343388
>proof by obviousness
obvious
>proof by definition
happens all the time
>proof by simplification
happens all the time
>proof by clever variable choice
unironically happens all the time
>plagarism
happens all the time
>proof by authority
literally every day

in all cases, therefore, etc. [math]\mathbb{QED}[/math]

>>9342359
Yea, that's the worse thing you fucking asspie.

>>9343449
blow me

>>9343479
Nuthin gay about a quick Brojob

>>9343496
i'm likin' the cut of your jib anon

>>9342719
Water pressure would squeeze the air into an ever shrinking volume at the top of the bubblesub as it went deeper. If you never went more than ~10 feet deep it would work fine.

>>9343367
>tfw our analysis course started with that question
fucker simply defined it and told us to visit his advanced course for details

>>9337443
>Sum a bunch of rational numbers together
>Get an irrational

That's how you know someone screwed up mathematics at some point.

>>9343438
>>proof by simplification
>happens all the time
yes, but it's a valid proof only if you show that the problem really is equivalent to 1+1=2 or some other obviously true statement without actually proving the equivalence is nothing more than saying "the theorem is true qed" without any further explanation

>>9344393
>a bunch
gonna have to be a bit more specific there

>>9340413
>pol maymay
Fuck off, you white knight.
She's using terms like "survived" for the most trivial bullshit, whilst there are REAL survivors be they of domestic abuse, sexual violence, murders, and so on and you're defending her use of that term for trivial bullshit like this? GET FUCKED.

>>9343438
>proof by obviousness
no , maybe 'proof by i cba to fucking write down every single little step' but not at all 'obviousness'. it may be that 'definition by obviousness' exists like defining 2 to be another form to express '1+1'
>proof by definition
definition is not a proof although brainlets sometimes refer to abuses of notation as definitions

>>9343340
It's a thesis from Princeton.

>>9342715
>>9343330

Give me the answer to d(e^(2x)/dx = ? please.

>>9344543
[math] 2e^{2x} [/math]
are you retarded?

>>9343525
>engineers are unemployed
Is this a /sci/ version of the neets-are-rich-geniuses-who-challenge-the-greatest-scientists-and-get-laid-with-the-normie-wageslaves'-girlfriends meme?

>>9344592
prove the chain rule of you want to use it faggot

>x=2x
wtf

>>9338622
this isn't C anon

>>9343525
>Engineers unemployable

Truly pathetic. You can joke about engineers rounding, or it not being pure, but this is nonsense.

>>9344543
are you actually fucking retarded?

>>9344751
x=0, trivial

>>9344592
>>9345170

Holy shit you autists, he wanted to show that there isn't actually "nothing happening" when you take the derivative of e^x by using e^2x as an example.
And because of the stupid ass meme, normies think that the derivative of e^2x is actually e^2x because "muh not very effective Xddd".

>>9345229
dee over dee ecks of eee to the ecks = eee to the ecks

dee over dee ecks of eee to the tooo ecks = tooo eee to the tooo ecks

what do you not fucking get are you actually fucking retarded?

>>9345229
shut the fuck up

>>9336650
Niggers are cucks. Traps are gay.

>>9338426
kek

>>9341487
"I met Villani in the elevator and I asked him if it was true."

>>9337598
kek

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>>9345384
I know.

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>>9338568
tfw rutgers math major

>>9345464
forgot image

>>9336676
>literally the joke

>>9345229
well guess I'm an autism then

>>9345426
I know it's not the right board, but god damn, I miss the Archie Sonic comic

>>9345229
>because of the stupid ass meme, normies think that the derivative of e^2x is actually e^2x

No one thinks that, if they do, it's not because they stumbled across some obscure meme

>>9345229
>>9345229
YOUR DUBM


-FAGGOT

>>9338568
What’s so special about Rutgers?
t. ungrateful sophomore

>>9346306
rutgers math department is pretty good. My current prof btfod woodin for his phd thesis

>>9336803
>>9336707

that was actually me who posted that thread 4 years ago. I'm doing my masters in aerospace engineering at UIUC now. Suck it, faggots.

>>9346471
2 yrs* oops

>>9341410
im getting sad imagining i was in high school and was happy and had friends and went into math class and saw that on the board and smiled and then the teacher came in and joked with the class since it was a friday and the mood was up and then after class I talked to friends then got on the bus and did something stupid like sing songs or play paper football with the other kids feeling the warm summer air rush in through the windows and watching the rest of the world whiz by while thinking about how i might play some vidya online with friends over the weekend or how i was excited for the marching band performance or some shit the next week or how i might go to the park with people and hang out and smoke or something and then i got off the bus and walked into my house where a nice meal had already been prepared maybe with a little list of chores somewhere and then while eating I nervously text with the girl im into or joke around in the group chat or whatever and then later that night i hang around outside talking to the neighbor kids im friends with and we all play basketball in their driveway until it gets dark then we just mess around and talk for a while and look at all the stars and get feeling tired so we cheerfully say goodnight and maybe i get some homework done before i go to bed looking forward to saturday tomorrow and to the rest of my life

>>9346515
Fuck man

actually such a shit thread lmao

>>9343525
Swap the heights of engineering and maths

>>9338445
I'm a stat major with $30,000 in debt and a job which barely qualifies as STEM-related. If I was a faggot I would make this exact meme.

>>9346306
Math and theoretical physics are very good there.

>>9336619
I’ll never forget that thread

>>9336624
>don't be stupid of course it's true

>>9338426
>this is actually real
holy shit

>>9341702
interestly this knock-off image was made by someone who has autism

>>9336619
Lost

>>9346515
You can still choose to be happy anon

>>9338426
This is hilarious but also kind of cute

>>9342359
Not to mention in Pokémon there CAN be attacks which have no effect (for example, electric-type attacks on ground-type Pokémon)
This proves further that this guy is a brainlet with no idea what he's talking about

>>9336620
I didn't lol but I smiled real wide.