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9278374 No.9278374 [Reply] [Original]

Which one of you fags will send your kids to Mars?

>> No.9278378

>>9278374
Had a vasectomy so probably none.

Feels good man.

>> No.9278384

>>9278378
Why are you sharing like it's something to be proud of?

>> No.9278389

>>9278384
because it is

>> No.9278400

>>9278384
Having a vasectomy dropped my chances of having a child to somewhere around zero. So it's math and /sci/.

Also >>9278389
Instead of relying on abortions I handled my shit like a man.

>> No.9278409

>>9278400
fucking kek, you're pathetic

>> No.9278415

Mars needs women, not kids.

>> No.9278473

>>9278374
No one because fags can't have kids

>> No.9278476

>>9278409
>t. abortionist
not something to be proud of, anon

>> No.9278717

>>9278374
fags can't have kids you fucking retard

>> No.9278720

>>9278378
>>9278400
Evolutionary speaking, that is pretty sad

>> No.9278778

>>9278415
women are funny get over it

>> No.9280171

>>9278415
Mars needs moms

>> No.9280256

>>9278717
We have the technology.

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9280359

>colonize Mars

JELLO BABIES!!!
JELLO BABIES!!!
JELLO BABIES!!!

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9280362

>>9278378
>>9278400

>> No.9280662

>>9278378
How old are you?

I'd hate to see people who do this get older and completely regret this sort of stuff.

>> No.9280667

>>9280362
this is islam will prevail

>> No.9280670

>>9280667
why*

>> No.9280693

>>9280362
>vasectomy
>win console
I don't get it.

>> No.9280707

>>9278378
>>9278389
>>9278400
>>9278476
Scientifically speaking, you're a complete and utter faggot and I hope you burn in hell

>> No.9280733

>>9280693
She's leaving him

>> No.9280754

>>9278374
>Which one of you fags will send your kids to Mars?
I'd happily send my neighbor's kids to Mars. Is that an option?

>> No.9280756

>>9278374
I'll be sending my robot children.

>> No.9280762

Just go on a fucking pic nic on the moon

>> No.9281505

>>9278374
We can't leave earth because of the Van allen belt so you tell me how it's even possible and that's after the fact we have no real pictures of what we're on.

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9281548

>>9281505
>We can't leave earth
So how come we landed on the moon?

>that's after the fact we have no real pictures of what we're on
Yes we do, right here

Surely if you believe in the Van Allen Belts then you believe in the rest of modern science?

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9281554

>>9278374
Well why don't we establish a base first, then I'll think about it

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9281912

>>9280693
>get vasectomy so you don't need to raise children
>actually become a child instead

He basically married his mother.

>> No.9281918

>>9281505
Problem with radiation? Just add more shielding until it is no longer a problem. It isn't that difficult, just really heavy and expensive. You could have 100 feet thick shielding for all it matter, if you have the money and will. Got problems with secondary particles? Add another 100 feet of shielding, who cares?

>> No.9282110

>>9281918
>>9281505
Why is everyone on /sci/ so fucking stupid?

Both of these posters are complete illiterate retards in unique ways, it's painful

>> No.9282115

>>9278720
this

>> No.9282124

No my children will be the evil tax collectors from Earth.

>> No.9282137

>>9278374
I'll take over an orphanage and then let u know how many

>> No.9282140

>>9278374

You're asking how many of the gay /sci/ users who happen to have adopted children or had fathered children living as a homosexual will send their children to Mars?

Probably not many; that's very specific.

>> No.9282141

>>9281912
>It's a seekrit Jew conspiracy that there dumb lazy fucks
It's just a matter of abundance. Successful empires tend to accumulate a certain percentage of dumb lazy fucks.

>> No.9282145

>>9282141
*There are

>> No.9282169

>>9278378
Congrats, enjoy a life of abundant free time, personal development, and the ability to your money as you wish. Children are the worst retirement plan. Try a Roth IRA instead.

>> No.9282180

>>9278374
To hell with my kids, I want to go!
Anything to get the hell away from this crazy planet.

>> No.9282187

>>9282169
>Not having a Roth IRA, a pension, a house, and plans to have 3 kids

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9282295

>>9282141

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9282627

You be doing em' a favor. Hahahah. Yeah but rly things are pretty fucked on the Earth planet rn.

Here's to nuclear annilation chaps.

>> No.9282897

>>9278374

Heck I'll send myself on Mars just so I can be the farther away of you guys

>> No.9282978

>>9278374
>implying that /sci/ has sex
i shiggy diggy

>> No.9283209

>>9281548
do not respond to shitposters

>> No.9283225

>>9278374
i dont want my kids to become jello

>> No.9283239

Just use a space bike

https://www.reddit.com/r/EmDrive/comments/7b95d5/we_have_lift/

>> No.9283247

What's the point of colonizing mars? I'm genuinly wondering.

>> No.9283261

my boy is going to the steel mill to earn an honest american wage so he doesn't come out as a nu-male

>> No.9283266

>>9283247
Species backup.

>> No.9283323

>>9283247
BECUASE ITS FUCKING AWESOMED

>> No.9283459

why would I get kids, pay for their living for 20 years, then pay 500 billion to send them to mars so that they can die

>> No.9283462

>>9283459
Why don't you go with them on a family holiday

>> No.9283518

>>9278378
>be the faggot who ends over a billion years of unbroken succession in your lineage
What does it feel like to be a failure in the most ultimate sense?

>> No.9283543

Go in tippy toes in small steps with hundreds of other people and take baby steps here and back What are you fucking afraid of the dark

>> No.9283768

>>9283323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaCPJrx8U0E