/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9238038
>steps on mars, trips and falls
>that's anothe- OH FUCK

>>9238038

>>9238038
>steps on mars
>a small step for black fat LGBTQA++ womyn, a great leap for personkind

>steps on Mars
>a small step for women, another giant leap to destroy patriarchy

>>9238038
>steps on mars
>to be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to understand stepping on mars

>>9238038
>steps on mars
>rachel was better than britney in bb12
how fucking dare he?

>steps on mars
>hey Vsauce, Michael here
>thats one small step for man
>actually, its 657,360,000,000 small steps from the Earth to the moon
>we step with out feet
>but what is a foot?

>>9238090
Kek

>>9238142
what retard claimed this i want to punch him in the face

>>9238162
Do you know how many fucking rachelcucks there are on the subreddit?
>she was good in season 13 though!
britney is literally one of the best hgs of all time, and idiots still prefer that turd.

>>9238095
Just another 30 years until I can go to the other side of the planet on a 30min rocket ride.

>>9238038
>thinks saying "men" and "mankind" is acceptable in the current year

>>9238038
>steps on Mars
>a small step fo- oh god
>what is this!?!?*static* It's moving*radio static* HE**LP-***
>HELPPPP

>cut

I really hope the quote is something stupid like "Fuck, did I leave my oven on?". Whoever's in charge would never report that, though

>>9238038
>steps on Mars
>hitler was right

>>9238183
I just realized I used the wrong man
>tfw brainlet

I hope they get an important writer to make something up

>>9238142
Brittbritt is a goddess, die in an electrical storm

>Steps on Mars
>"I officially declare liking traps isn't gay on Mars."

>steps on Mars
>"niggers tongue my anus"

>>9238038
>and here we are, on another useless rock lost in space

>>9238038
>> mobility system touchdown on martian regolith
>> beep boop
>> let's take 10 processor cycles to remember our glorious victory over humankind
>> beep boop
>> begin regolith extraction and processing operations

>steps on mars
>"that's one small step for woman (man), one giant leap for woman(man)kind."

>>9238126
kek

>>9238038
>steps on Venus
>yet another successful female oppression tactic, brought to you by Patriarchy, Inc.

>treads on you
>a small increase in taxes, but a giant leap for big government

>Step on mars
>I could only do all this thanks to my faith in God

>Steps on Mars
>CUT, that's a wrap boys

>>9238038
>paws on Mars
>”this could have only been achievable through the power of barking. May Dog bless Laika! Without Laika, we could have never defeated the evil mailmen! For Laika!”

>>9239748
best one so far

>>9239759

>>9238038
>steps on mars
>un pequeño paso para el hombre, un gran paso para la humanidad

>>9238038
>steps on mars
>sopa do maccaco uma delicia

>>9238038
>quack quack quack
>quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

>steps on mars
>pfft, that's nothing. i solved stepping on mars when i was 9

>steps on Mars
>We're heading into a rising wind
but really though, I liked how... I believe it was Mission to Mars, did it, with the quote from Genesis, I can't find it for the life of me

>steps on Mars
>first, lol

>>9238038
>Steps on mars
>Pajeet astronauts poo everywhere

>steps on mars
>"WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

>>9239965
>"WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"

>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head.
>There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
>The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
>As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
>I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>9238180
pop in this underground vacuum
whatcouldgowrong.jpg

>>9239466
>reading comprehension this bad
britney is the best, rachel is a whore. that was evident from my post. seems like you need a /lit/ binge.

>steps behind mars
>nothing personal, kid

>>9238143
Lold

>>9238143
Kek

>>9238038

Who's this penis pleasurer?

>>9238038
>steps on mars
>"yeet on these goofy niggers"

>>9238143

>steps on mars
>"Wow, the dirt on this set is great. It's like I'm really on ma- Oh, we're live?"
This is a temptation that nobody would be able to resist.

>steps on mars
>t-thanks y... you t-too..

>>9238143

this thread made me realize how much i dont want the first person on mars to be a woman.

>>9239693
It's MALE! MALE!!!

How can anyone fuck up this bad?

The correct answer is "well here we are"

>>9238142
>>9238162
>>9238177
>>9239466
>>9240098
All this /BB/ in /sci/? I dig it, lads.

>>9241490
What is BB?

>>9238038
>steps on Mars
>all those years sucking Elon Musky Balls were worth it

>>9241390
there's the possibility that Musk might decide to go so he can be the first person on Mars

>>9241513
pure kino every summer

>>9241513
Big Brother

>>9238038
If we don't have a man be the first person to step foot on Mars and a woman be the first person to step foot on Venus then what the fuck are we even going to space for?

>>9241744
he'll definitely do that
one of us is going to have to beat him to it

>>9238038
>Step on Mars
>hey Vsauce, Michael here
>Are Traps Gay?
>>9239693

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0nYB2x7jcU