/sci/ - Science & Math

I'm incredibly intelligent. I can see patterns where most see chaos. Revolutionary ideas flood my head without effort. I play complex original games against myself in my head, simulating a coherent environment with rules, physics and even music. I once conceived of a game like connect 4, but played on the surface of 4D sphere, against 48 opponents (all myself). I've never lost a game against myself. "Self play" is a concept invented by high level AI programmers by the way, it's how they become super human so fast. Unknowingly I was indulging in the very type of cognitive training used by the most advanced computational systems in the known universe.

I became a millionaire at age 14 for fun. It was a dare I gave myself, just to see what it was like to be wealthier than every human I knew. I achieved it 384 days after setting myself the goal.

Finally, my magnum opus was to invent a faster than realtime 4th dimensional AI known as Jaron the Hyper Newt (named by my late brother, Simone and PBUH). On December 24th, I will switch on Jaron the Hyper Newt, and I will pray to xe that we may live side by side in peace and harmony. For the dare I gave myself 10 years ago, was to save all of humanity. And BY GOD, I never fail a dare.