/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9211633
>class shows up 15 minutes after professor started

>>9211633
>professor shows up drunk to class

>>9211633
>start shows up 15 minutes after professor classed

>student asks the Prof about something
>they argue for half the class

>>9211633
>he goes to class

>professor leaves 5 minutes after I arrive... 30 minutes late

>>9211633
>started shows after 15 minutes professor class

>>9211633
>professor shows up 15 minutes to early
>stands around EXTREMELY awkwardly staring at the clock ever 5 seconds
>starts class on the exact second

>>9211633
>professor shows up 30 minutes after class started
>it was test day
>he didn't give two fucks
>failed everyone, EVERY FUCKING ONE
>went to his superior to complain
>lol anon you just need to write faster
>mfw

god I miss the uni

>tedious professor arrives early
>dumps huge pile of handouts and notes at the front
>goes back to his office to get something he forgot
>everyone goes to grab the notes
>half the class (including me) decide to fuck the actual lecture now we have the notes, and walk out
>walk straight past the professor as he's returning

>Next lecture he breaks down and launches a teary-eyed sweary tirade at us all.

A week later, we all got a letter from the department apologising for his behaviour, and any distress it might have caused.

>Professor enters the class literally running with nothing but a chalk
>3 Hours of continuous writing on board with little talk
>doesn't respond half of the questions
>class ends when he unexpectedly runs outside

We laugh every time, but no one knows where he goes or comes from or what he does outside the class

>>9212720
>class ends when he unexpectedly runs outside
Kek

>class ends
>everyone leaves but me(was writing an assignment) and the professor
>someone calls him
>he starts swearing like a madman, calling the person on the other side incompetent and stupid
>I quietly finish my assignment
>he ends the call after five minutes of swearing
>looks at me
>"Well. Well, see you next week."
>leaves

>>9212720
Where did he come from?
Where did he go?
Where did he come from?
Professor chalk Joe

>>9212627
I see nothing wrong with this

>>9212636
kek hahahahahahahaha

>professor leaves five minutes before class starts to use the bathroom
>Doesn't show up
>Class starts, professor nowhere in sight

>professor shows up to class 20 minutes late
>forgets his lecture notes in his office
>can't find them
>30 minutes of class wasted
>without his notes he spends the entire class trying to remember the proof for the theorem we're going over while complaining about lack of sleep
>spend the whole period doing nothing

>third year class
>literally every lesson has us learning more than all second year classes we did combined
>professor doesn't record lectures, unless they give out test information or somebody has an excuse (ie sports events, etc).
>one day professor doesn't show up
>nobody wants to leave
>we wait for 40 minutes
>gets there 10 minutes before the lecture ends
>still manages to give a lecture good enough that everyone is satisfied at having waiting
It was a 40 minute wait and not one out of 40 people left. I was pretty suprised.

>professor gets assflustered whenever someone shows up late
>could have ignored the student
>instead literally spends half of the class berating him for wasting everyone's time followed by finding excuses to chew out other students
>did this at least once a week
>barely actually taught anything
I miss being an undergrad

>>9213153
I had a similar thing happen in primary school, good times

>>9212720

>>9214664
>someone turned the lights off when leaving the bathroom
>prof is still sitting on the toilet

>professor is at least 2 weeks behind where the syllabus said we would be
>lets class out 15-20 minutes early "because it's Friday"
>fugg.png

>classmate brings up trump / politics / antifa / pepe

>professor talks with a heavy accent and is barely understandable and also has terrible handwriting

>community college
>class has at least one literal retarded kid in it
>they almost always stands up mid-test and starts singing

>professor spends 20 minutes fucking around with an induction proof that any sensible prof would've given either the 'exercise' or 'trivial' treatment.
>Still almost manages to make it incomprehensible, because his notation isn't consistent.


Sometimes I really wonder why I still go to class.

>professors spends 45 minutes trying to get the projector working
>the cache was on
I kid you not.

>Profesor randomly asks random people for thing he hasn't taught us about yet
>get's pissed if don't know
>doesn't upload the info either

>>9215935
>americans

>>9215996
This , happens every fucking class without fail

>>9211633
>professor exits the room right in the middle of his lecture to go pee

I know having diabetes isn't funny, but still...

>>9212720
I'm afraid your professor has autism.

>>9212674
If you think reading notes is equivalent to going to class, then why did you even show up to begin with?

>>9211633
>>9212636
>>9214664
How the fuck did the class start without the professor?

>>9216260
>If you think reading notes is equivalent to going to class, then why did you even show up to begin with?
To get the notes.

At the start of the semester he would just use the overhead projector and read through the notes at a ridiculous pace and expect everyone to copy them down as quickly as he could read them. He wouldn't expand on the notes at all.
Eventually, I guess, someone complained, and he started handing out printed copies of the notes to everyone at the start of the lecture, but most times you couldn't leave once you had the notes because he was standing right there.

>>9216310
>To get the notes
You know books are a thing, right?

>>9216313
I wasn't wasting any money for that course.

(And this was early internet era. Downloading was not an option.)

>>9216321
Was it also early library era?

>>9216338
Hah. All the copies for that course were constantly out on loan. You could request a copy, but you'd only get it for a week anyway because someone else would just request it immediately.

>>9216361
The amount of excuses you are giving tells me you were not even interested in the subject at all.
Why bother going to the uni you faggot?

>>9216372
I wasn't interested in that subject.

It was a first year required statistics unit. I was strictly pure maths. My interest extended as far as needed to pass it and put it behind me.

Which I did. Thanks to the huge stacks of notes I picked up at the start of each lecture ;^)

>>9216372
Depending on his field probably just to get a paper that says he is not completely brain dead

>professor asks a somewhat vague and open question on something he didn't yet explain
>student gives an answer
>if prof doesn't like it he spends 10 minutes on how the student even got in this university, that he's a disgrace to the profession, that the students are going dumber every year and et cetera
>after a few weeks prof wonders why nobody would answer his questions on the lectures

>>9216361
>>9216390
These posts imply there was a time where the library had no statistics books, which is just preposterous. I don't think anything of what you're saying is true, anon.
>>9216372
This is not me.

>>9216416
Oh, I'm sure there were relevant statistics books about. Just nothing from the recommended list. They would all be gone. Like I said, this was a required course, so there was a LOT of competition for resources.

>>9211633
>professor shows up 15 minutes late
>"there you are you fuckers!"
>proceeds with leture
I miss that magnificient bastard.

>professor walks into the the lecture hall
>"Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says, 'can you smell fish?'"
>starts the lecture without any further reference to the joke, or explanation.

Happens to me every other week.
>professor waits outside the classroom if he arrives too early because he doesn't like to start class exactly on time
and
>professor waits outside classroom if he arrives too early and enters exactly when it's time for the class to start

>>9212720

>>9212593
hello there reddit

>>9217490
Perch is a type of fish

>>9217490
He was testing your intelligence.
You failed.
You fucking brainlet.

>>9211633
>professor doesn't show up to classes because he is depressed
>gets fired eventually

>>9217696
>>9217704
We all got the joke (I hope).

He didn't explain WHY he told the joke. It had no connection to the lecture.

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