/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9022373
>square up makes him 3D
into the trash it goes

>>9022475
I lost

>>9022484
griffiths was good i stopped learning physics though. is sakurai/napolitano worth picking up just for fun?

>>9022484
>9022484
>wanted to be a physicist like the cool science guys!
>Parent's won't pay for college

I didn't choose the comp sci life, the comp sci life choose me.

.
.
. .

>>9022506
Beer plus hamburger = :)

>>9022506
5pi/2

>>9022506
5 times infinity

>>9022994
Correct

>>9022475
fucking retarded

>>9022503
Easy

>>9023450
yeah idgi. whats so funny about this?

>>9022373

>>9023297
>no title or authors
Must be blank then.

>>9023542
They can't keep getting away with it!

>>9023297
>race is a determinant of intelligence
>14 year olds actually believe this
I don't doubt that one can make a case for race being related to intelligence for a percentage of people, but to say it is causal is misleading and unscientific.

>>9023480
it's from a compsci discrete math course test.

>>9023588
>if your opinion doesn't agree with mine it's misleading and unscientific
fuck off honestly
the truth is social science is shit and you can't know anything solid about these kinds of things

>>9023590

>>9023594
>Correlation implies causation if I really want it to!

>>9023594
>you can't know anything solid about these kinds of things
that's what my post implies artard

>>9023599
not what i'm saying you dipshit. the shitty r=0.51 "correlation" used in shit fields like psychology is absolutely useless, and anyone claiming the other side is "unscientific" is a retarded piece of shit that doesn't know or care about science
social science is not science

>>9023600
no, it implies "hurr my enemies are unscientific, I love science, my opinions are science"
you idiots keep doing this on a lot of "issues" that have nothing to do with science at all

>>9023607
alright let's start over. I'm saying that race does not directly imply intelligence. what are you saying?

>>9022475
This has been posted a thousand times and it is never funny, also the use of partial differentiation notation for a regular derivative triggers my autism

>>9023614
I'm saying you're dumb for claiming something like this on a science board, and dumber for thinking the other side is any more unscientific than you are

>>9023630
what's dumb about it?

>>9023634
claiming something and being convinced about it enough to claim people saying otherwise are wrong, when you have no way to tell if it is or if it isn't

>>9023639
Let's assume race directly implies intelligence. Is there a smartest race? If not, then is there a dumbest race?

>>9023647
>IF YOU AREN'T WITH ME YOU'RE AGAINST ME
In case you aren't clinically retarded I'll say it loud and clear one more time. claiming anything on this topic is retarded, and claiming you're backed by science is even more retarded.

maybe an example will help you?
>You can't prove there's no god, so there a god!

/sci/ humor thread: race bait edition

>>9023658
>I don't want to get into an argument I'm going to lose, the post

>>9023670
you're a fucking retard. from the get go my point has been the same, social science is shit. you're too idiotic to see that there's a position that isn't either off
>hurr race has nothing to do with intelligence, im backed by science!
>hurr race determines intelligence, im backed by science!

>>9023675
>STOP MAKING CLAIMS I DONT LIKE
post-modernist scum. you won't make it as a mathematician with that attitude

>>9023588
I don't doubt that one can make a case for down syndrome being related to intelligence for a percentage of people, but to say it is causal is misleading and unscientific.

>>9022403
What

>>9023450
Is this supposed to be one of those le epic topology puzzles?

>>9023680
Mathematics is literally postmodern.

>>9023941
Obligatory:

"K{3,3} isn't planar, you goofball!"

>>9023622
nigga its old english font

Magic

>>9023947
depends if you reject the law of the excluded middle or not, embracing "fuzzy" logics and ambiguous truth values

>>9024157
wow (you) are special

>>9022393
nice watermark

>>9023941
>a physics graduate will tell you this is possible because "muh quantum tunnelling"

>>9023647
>Let's forget this argument and assume I'm right for a second

>>9023941
;)

>>9024157
Aha! ...wait...

>>9024845
>Going to this effort.
Definition of autism.

>>9024845
>not realizing this is a mobius strip and simply embedding K3,3 in it

nerds this days

>>9024787
This is the first legitimate answer I've ever seen
Well meme'd my friend

>>9024845
>that water pipe in the electricity pipe on the left house

grats you killed everyone

>>9024876
>thinking that took work
definition of a child

>>9024940
Thank you, anon.

>>9024992
Streamlined it for you

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, "That's all you're giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?" The bartender says, "Come on guys. Know your limits."

>>9024876
Going to that much effort, and then doing it wrong - the left house has no electricity. (Though, I kinda suspect deliberately wrong - didn't do it myself, just found it hilarious back when that meme was active.)

>>9025007
The point is that each line has to go the same point on the house, not anywhere on the symbol. If it's to a single point on each house it's not possible.

>>9025110
>The rules do not state this.

>>9025115
And that's why you failed the autism test

>>9025119
You do know autistic people are defined by their LITERALIST thinking?
As in, if the rules stated that, you'd find a solution that fits those rules.
Your made up rules, which are not stipulated, therefore do not change the solution.
Get fucked and get cucked.

>>9025115
Who are you quoting?

>>9025132
The lack of >>9025110's rules.
That's the value I'm expressing.

>>9023542
Kek, I want a t-shirt with this page.

>>9023941
As we all know, the only solution is more immigrants.

>>9025119
>failed the autism test
Kek, what

>>9025153
Those lines piercing some circles but not others... Those curved arrows lacking all symmetry and not lining up with the doors... Those mexicans at slightly different offset relative to their respective destinations... THIS TRIGGERS MUH AUTISM!

>>9025169
You fail - or you pass - I'm not entirely sure which we're testing for here. Are you autistic if you pass, or fail? It doesn't really speci.. OMG IT'S SPREADING!

>>9025179
>OMG

Back to >>>/facebook/

>>9025189
Christ, all he did was use an abbreviation. If I said, say, AFAIK or FTFY in a sentence, do I have to return to my Facebook quarantine zone too?

>>9025198
False equivalence. FTFY is a 4chan abbreviation. OMG is an abbreviation unironically used by 12 year old girls to refer to the taste of their starbucks drink.

So if you want to post at the level of 12 year old white girls at starbucks then that is your constitutional right, but it is my constitutional right to remind you that such low level posting belongs in facebook.

>>9025203
Eh, fair enough.
And speaking of Facebook, pic related.

>>9025097
>Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have two beers." The third says, "I'll have three beers." The barman smirks, for he just obtained a dozenth of a beer from those gullible fools. However, his smile quickly disappears when the last mathematician says "just one for me, thanks".

Two mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders a beeri. Both sit down and when they try to toast they miss each other's drink by 90 degrees.

>>9025203
What if I want my post to be at the level of 12 year old black girls?

>>9025293
Stop pretending that people don't unironically post like they were black people constantly here. It is basically a joke at this point, my nigga.

Does anyone have the shooped screenshots of the numberphile videos? asking for a friend

>>9025424
>asking for a friend
If you are looking for those pictures, you don't have friends.

>>9025247
awful

>>9025424
What screenshots?

>>9026014
Yes.
Just yes.
This is exactly what I see when I go to that channel.

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

Then the engineer sucks a horse's cock.
"A solution exists," said the horse as it reached orgasm.

>>9026179
there was no engineer, 2/10

>>9026014

>>9026208
I'm having trouble finding the one about him taking is gf off the pill and the knot fetish

>>9025189
>>9025203
>>9025189
I'm afraid OMG well predates Facebook... Hell, it predates those Free AOL CD's you used to get in the 90's. Clearly you've just spent too much time on Facebook and are starting to think they invented everything and every phrase you see is sourced from it.

But as long as we're trigging you, let's see if we can find some others:
^_^
=^.^=
:D
*sigh*
lulz
... ... ... ... ...

Le
Leddit
Spacing

>>9022994
so... just 2 and a half pies? And no beer? I'm not sure I like this answer.

In this board: autism

>>9026209
I can never not lose to these.

>>9025219
That doesn't make any sense. How the hell did the barber end up with a 3 dimensional shape?

>>9026618
lost at the third thumbnail

>>9024940
No, he went through the houses. Clearly against the rules.

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The barman pulls out his erect cock and the mathematicians begin to caress it, working its shaft to its peak. The bartender moans in delight at being worked over by infinite homosexuals, a stream of which have begun to pour into his asshole and inflate it. The bar fills with to peak capacity with mathematicians and all air is pushed from the room. At this point the bartender erotically asphyxiates and finishes, producing a modest amount of seminal fluid. "That's all you're giving us? How nourished do you expect us to get on that?" call the mathematicians in unison. The bartender says, "Come on guys. Knowyourmeme."

>>9026809
Which one of the rules says you can't go through the houses?

>>9022475
what the fuck

>>9023297
Sounds cool bro, got some peer reviews to back that shit up?

I can see a few folks who like the idea backing it up, but a lot of others have some fairly solid arguments and data contradicting your book.

>>9023941
Nothing says the lines have to be solid.

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>>9025424

>>9027258
Fuck assumed if someone else were to post them it'd be in reply, forgive me

>>9027258
>topology is illuminati propaganda
This is legit, though.

>>9027269
How?

>>9027273

>>9027335
They™ won't tell you.

>>9026432
Doesn't matter. That stuff's been taken over by Facebook normals.

>>9026618
My fucking sides

>>9025230
>infinitely many
>last one
problematic.

>>9022506
>mfw I started the thread that spawned that image

Can't remember if that's actually the one I made, or one of the ones that mine inspired.

>>9022484
Just kek'd my sides into orbit.

>>9028324
lost

>>9027258
OC

>>9028324
motherfucker how did I lose to this shit.

>>9027529
That's cultural appropriation and I won't stand for it!

>>9022403
A 2d picture, 3d. Well done lad. Bravo indeed.

>>9023588
There are hundreds of thousands of IQ tests performed that beg to differ

>>9026618
Haha I literally watched a vid of Parker earlier today. Lost at this.

>>9026179
I laughed

>>9028908
good job anon

>>9029185
kek

>>9029597
>>9029185

>>9029644
5/4, right?

>>9029696
Correct, I like pics when you can solve them, like >>9022506

>>9029660
>chink intellectuals

>>9028908
>Topology is a Jewish trick
lost

>>9029605
kek^2

>>9029660
My god.

>>9028908
rare

>>9028908
>How namy rapes

>>9030035
Fucking typos
fixed

>>9030047
Also, another one (persumably OC) from the catalog.

>>9022484
I lost hard

:^)

>>9030908
what did he mean by this

>>9026469
>pronouncing "π" as [pai], not [pi]

>>9023941
Is this actually supposed to be hard? I'm just a guy from /bant/

>>9031032
OC

>>9026961
>inb4 the house is solid so it has no lines

>>9029644
I've been looking for this one for so long

>>9031011
Or you could not be an asshole. Greeks used to pronounce it both ways. Also, it's been standardized, you sound ignorant if you pronounce it [pi] ("pee" for those who don't speak IPA).

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/11363/why-are-greek-letters-pronounced-incorrectly-in-scientific-english

>>9031011
[paj]*

>>9031139
Pajers?

>filename

>>9031128
>Or you could not be an asshole
I could, yes.

>>9031463
>The dinosaurs first evolved from the discovery of vore
They deserved to die

>>9031142
Oh my god, I feel old too. Pie pie, I want to rub my penis all over your crust

>>9023297
But race doesn't. Specific genes do and different races just have different ratios of those genes.

>>9031463
I'm hard now. Thanks.

>>9027267
>Killing people, even evil people, is ethical

>>9029660
MONOPOLE !?!?!?

>>9029080
>A 2d picture
of a 3D person

good try reddit

>>9032068
>goldenlaughingface.jpg

>>9028324
Lost.

>tfw lost to the dumbest one

>>9022506
>mfw one of these hangs on the break room/coffee room in my department

>>9028993
Jesus

Want to know an interesting physiological trick? Watch how I'll get replies.

@9032100

What now?

>9032100
please explain

hello dear nine zero three two one double zero how will you do this?

>>9032100
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Here's your dots, faggot.

>>9032100
Wow, it really works! 5 replies for 1 post

OC

>>9032068
rofl

>>9023297
This board is unlikely to admit this is true. Mostly because they are intellectuals. I mean, that while being highly educated. It's highly specialized intelligence and only geneticists would agree with you here. Although I would say Haplogroups, not an abstract idea like race would be a better way to determine intelligence.

>>9023941

>>9028324
>tfw losing to the dumbest shit because you are a biofag and don't actually know any math
>tfw i have no face

>>9031463
what? i only see a hat...

>>9028948
lost my fucking marbles

>>9033120
race never 'determines' intelligence you actual brainlet

>>9033115
>german """"""""humor""""""""

>>9034189
made me chuckle

>>9024157
>close main water valve on left house
>no water for all 3
>switch off breaker of middle house
>no electricity for all 3
>shut off gas valve for right house
>no gas for all 3

I guess you passed the Autism test.

>>9026014
hey fuck you i like that channel

>>9024157
Easy, supply all houses with gas, install generators in them, and condense water from the exhaust.

I'd also like to see the SS13 version of this, that has TEG, hot loop, cold loop, and an RUST thrown on for good measure.

>>9023941
easy tbqh

>>9023941

>>9026726
maybe it extends into his skull.
he does look braindead.

OC

>>9033212
cute

>>9028908
>My victims chances of escape
Lost

>>9034423
kek'd

>>9032046
>implying it isn't
Deontologists need to leave

>>9034309
Nice

>>9023297

>>9036140
>>>/wsg/1779210

>>9028908
>(how life support works)

>>9029812

>>9023542
I never even crack a smile, but I lost at this before I could even finish reading.

>>9027400
Why is picard in the bottom panel?

>>9037555
how is this funny? it's real

>>9033120
by
>geneticists
you meant redpilled
May you never be cucked frined

>>9031011
>π [pee]
I'm doing this from now on.

>>9023590
burn

>>9023941
How does one determine autism with this test?
Seems quite dumb.

>>9022475
Top kek

>>9027267
Hitler wasn't that evil. Stalin was way fucking worse.

>>9036140

>>9025189
>IT'S THE BIIIIIIG SHOW
Shoot, this was a trip

>>9035589
:^) tis made me giggle

>>9022495
its either be looked upon as a magician or a contributing member of society

>>9037552
He time travelled from the XXIVc. to bring you real knowledge
>(((infinite))) """sets"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WabHm1QWVCA

>>9023680
But you did dismiss the correlation being causation argument when the burden of proof is always on the claimant, which you are. If I were to say something else that involved one data point and one variable, say, a gender wage gap coming from this surface-level monetary amount and a supposed pay discrepancy between men and women, you'd have to go into sociological phenomena to disprove it. The same goes for the racial IQ gap. You take one surface-level data point belonging to each group and draw your conclusions based only on that.

You can make whatever claims you want, but it's intellectually dishonest to say that this one thing must absolutely be the scientific cause and that I'm ignorant for suggesting that there might be other causes. That's the logic of an ideologue, and the real world is not ideal.

>>9032046
You're confusing morals with ethics. Killing someone who's trying to kill your family is not moral, but it is entirely ethical because of the wider context. Morals are about actions in and of themselves; ethics are about actions with regard to their consequences.

>>9029660
They're just like fridge magnets, where the other pole is wrapped around to the same side as its opposite. Essentially a horseshoe magnet with its two prongs fused together.

>>9038408
>Literacy in Bermuda
Yes, this is totally relevant. What was the sample size, 15?

>>9038445
>morals are about actions in and of themselves
>actions in and of themselves

DEONTOLOGISTS >>>/OUT/

>>9026618
my friend met him on a train a week ago

does this count? It's a job offer from researchgate

>>9033115
this is terrible

>>9028324
How did I lose so easily ?

>>9039144

Are they saying that women are handicapped? That's like so binary

>>9039144
>Equal opportunity employer

>Handicapped persons will be given preference over other equally qualified applicants

I'm... I'm confused.

>>9037777
checked

>>9028908
Good content.

>>9039144
Well, while the choice of words is pretty bad (equality, may sound like they consider being woman an handicap) the EU XFEL is a major and quite impotant European research project. That was probably written by some administrator "for the sake political correcteness" but in practice they are probably going to to evaluate every candidate on the basis of their skills only.

>>9023590
Get fucked

>>9028324
>no one teen

>>9040822
harry should really stop lying about the length of his wand

>>9033212
i love you

>>9029660

this is YLYL not YRYL

Octopus active camouflage

>>9040822
>Harry's is pretty good because main character
>Ron's is tiny because Ron
>Hermione's is the biggest because it's powered by her ego
>Ginny's is also tiny, but bigger than Ron's for comedic effect
Makes sense

>>9022484
>the manga guide to
lost SO hard

>>9039636
I assume they think handicapped individuals will have had less opportunities relative to normal individuals, so they are rectifying this by making it easier for handicapped individuals to get in. They're tipping the unbalanced scales back to equality

>>9040822
Damn hermione is a very well endowed girl (male)

>>9039144
Can you lawsuit them for discrimination?

>>9040872
you raff you lose??

>>9040104
The whole "equally qualified applicants" is a meme anyways, unless the CVs and interviews are literally point for point the same you can always argue one is more skilled than the other

>>9042973

>>9031032
The person who made that pic is retarded, because the rule that makes the puzzle impossible (that you can only have a single pipe going into each house) is left out.

>>9022393
In what geometry is that a square?

>>9028324
>one hundred eleven
>eleventy-one
>onety-onety-one

>>9043513
Let i be the geometry in which that is a square.

i is the solution

>>9033212
Everytime I see a traffic sign for road humps, I wonder why they have a sign with a snake-eaten elephant on it.

>>9043551
That's a snake-eaten giant tortoise

>>9034189
Was that from the gearless actuator thread?

>>9028324
Lost, I was not expecting that

>>9034423
Not bad, I would switch the first and second panels for added comedy

>>9035589
The Koch curve has a dimension of 1.26186.. btw.

>>9043541
Now prove that i exists.

>>9039144
>Literally illegal.

>>9042973
nice

>>9028993
*cough* go into finance after college *cough*

>>9029638
>Le stem meme

>>/Reddit/

>>9043551
Picture taken years ago...

>>9046721
Looks like a mustache to me...

>>9023542

>>9046769
Look carefully and you'll see the head and the tail of a snake.

>>9026618
these fucking get me EVERY time

>>9026618
>my favourite letters
>7023 videos
kek

>>9022484
How am I supposed to learn physics if I'm masturbating to all the cartoon tennis girls.

>>9033146
kek

>>9048770
t.Mazda Miata X2

>>9026618
>Download windows calculator
FUCKING LOST

>>9028339
I made that image, I was inspired by a thread I can remember
Sinc by differentiating under the integral sign is a favourite integral

>>9026618
The related vids on the sides are brilliant in this one

>>9049226
GABINGZA!

>>9043561
No, just a mecha thread on /k/. If I recall correctly, OP asked something like "Are there any realistic applications for mecha in modern warfare?" Most everyone was on board with the "mecha would be great if they acted like they do in anime, but real life isn't anime" narrative, but then this guy came in after his latest behind back-blast from the engineers at work and decided that a reasonable discussion on the few positive traits of mecha needed a stator jockey to come in and lecture about how mechas would be able to replace every tank and aircraft if only the defense industry wasn't so blind and incompetent. After a thorough and concise rebuttal to his weeb wet tech dream, he popped his rotor out of the stator and had this melt-down about engineers. As an engineering student, I thought it was pretty funny.

>>9049599

>>9035609
Hoped to see this

>>9030052
Sad that this one is so unappreciated.

>>9023941
Ah man couldn't do it

>>9050716
lol brainlet

how come no one's posted this?

>>9050772
I fucking love trolley problems

>>9024845
I lost just at the knowledge that someone took the time to make this

>>9028320
always lose to this

>>9029185
WINRAR

>>9033115
this sux

>>9024876
>Autism test
>Autistic responses
Not seeing the problem here

>>9029696
the better version

>>9038727
Opitcal illusiOn

What are some funny things I can write in an organic chemistry report? Has to be subtle.

>>9025219
>tfw unbounded plane waves are not normalizable
>you tried

>>9031128
I think it's not pronounced pee because middle schoolers have to learn it.

>>9050772
the continuum hypothesis is a crock of shit, it should be rightfully called the "continuum wishy-washy axiom that goes against all human intuition"

>>9051422
Also Newton's poem gets all messed up
>The integral sec(y)dy from zero to one-sixth of pi (pee?) is log to base e of the square root of three to the sixty-fourth power of... I!

>>9051422
Is that why we don't teach them the letter "p"?

>>9051422
>middle schoolers have to learn it
That's debatable. What would middle schoolers do with the knowledge of pi?

>>9025097
An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

>>9030914
colon to the closed-parenthesethed power

>>9029660
dayum

>>9024845
how did you do that?