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9008049 No.9008049 [Reply] [Original]

How do i make fun of a bunch of cs undergrads? Show me your best /sci/.

>> No.9008059

Show them your $300k math PhD salary.

>> No.9008099

I'M DA

>> No.9008111
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>>9008059

Petroleum Engineering BSc
$96700 starting $172000 mid career pay

Mathematics PhD
$85700 starting $101000 mid career pay

Are You Mad Meth Boi? Meth Boi can not even compete!

Employers wanna a Real STEM, a Math Boi can't satisfy Companies Lust.

>Source: www.payscale.com

>> No.9008192

>>9008049
Simply ask them to write fizzbuzz in their language of choice. They wont be able to do it

>> No.9008215

Their degree will be useless in 20 years unless they go to the best schools in the country because of the amount of foreigners coming from India china and Russia who can code and well and do it cheaper than Americans with bs degrees from state schools or tech schools that aren't Carnegie, mit, or cal tech or even ivy level. Better know your shit now or you're fucked

>> No.9008233

>>9008111
>Employers wanna a Real STEM, a Math Boi can't satisfy Companies Lust.

Once again, an engineer compares himself to a prostitute being used to satisfy the lust of a company, which as hinted by the picture, is represented as a big black man while the engineer visualizes himself as a little and weak white woman who will soon take the mighty cock of the black man.

So... are you gay?

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>>9008111
Petroleum Engineers are a bunch of fags that blowjob the Saudi Arabs, Jews & Russians.

>>9008233

>> No.9008706

Do their homework for them.
I imagine it would be like a philosophy student doing a physics student's homework for them.

Utter devastation.

>> No.9008711

>>9008049
their degree is 100% useless and anyone can learn what they take 4 years for in 1. everyone i know who are ACTUALLY really smart in CS already knew everything before uni and aced everything while working at the same time. the degree is a joke.

>> No.9008739

>>9008099
What school

>> No.9008740

>>9008049
Whats wrong with CS when the top 10 jobs in the world are related to it almost entirely? It seems like a nice broad degree that gives you lots of breathing room and opportunity. I was thinking of either studying it, ot studying Electrical Engineering and taking computer courses and programming on the side.

>> No.9008744

>>9008215

>all those mudskins taking white jobs

The Fourth Reich is gonna be nuts.

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>>9008740

>>9006916 EECS MasterRace

EE is said to have 0% Core job growth
However EE can work in any Computer Related Jobs from Hardware to Software

Computer Jobs will have a Huge Growth next years & pay much more than Math.
"Autistic Math Majors are Screeching*

You can also steal Biomedical Engineering Jobs >>9007269

If you specialize in Controls/Robotics/ Automation you will able to do Mechanical Engineering type Jobs

And if you can also specialize in Physics for MicroElectronic / Semiconductor Industry.
& be able to jump to Applied Physics PhD in Graduate School in fields as Condensate matter/ Soild Physics, Nanotechnology, Optics/Photonics, Quantum Computation & Quantum / Electromagnetic Field Theory.

or do Graduate Research in Applied Math (Graduate Level Control Engineering is a very Mathematical Field)

& Graduate Research in Artificial Intelligence using Math& Computer Science Skills with concepts from Neurology.

>>9006422 >>9006487 >>9006438

>> No.9008974

>>9008805
>EE design computer components
>zero growth while CS grows

this makes no sense whatsoever but ok