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How long until science can give me a bigger dick? I'm prepared to pay 50k for it.

>> No.8957188
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8957188

>>8957183
anon, they've been doing those kinds of surgeries like... 20 years now.

>> No.8957189

>>8957183
An offer has been sent to your email.

>> No.8957193

>>8957188
You are stupid. End yourself.

>> No.8957196

>>8957188
they aren't safe, or even remotely effective. there is a chance it will actually make your penis SMALLER.

t. someone who's been researching the technology for over a decade.

>> No.8957199

>>8957183
i have 80k sitting in the bank waiting for any doctor who can guarantee me 3"+

>> No.8957207

Dick size?

>> No.8957215

>>8957207
5,5 inches long
Girth: 404

>> No.8957253

>>8957183
To get a longer dick, you'd really need to figure out how to grow one. This is every bit as hard as growing a new hand. It's going to be a while

>> No.8957256

>>8957253
no bones in pen0r
human pen0r that is

>> No.8957264

>>8957215
So the lenght is pretty much OK but it's like a pencil?

Do you get full erections? If not, exercize more. Fap more. Use pump. Use Viagra.

>> No.8957277

>>8957256
And there's no urethra in your hand. It's still every bit as hard of a problem as growing a dick.

>> No.8957293

>>8957277
you think so?
it's all soft tissue, like skin and blood vessels and nerves and shit
it's gotta be easier than a hand

>> No.8957340

>>8957264
Yes, it's like a pencil.

>Do you get full erections?
Yes.

>> No.8957358

>>8957183
I dont need longer, but i need thicker. Like, really. Most of the girls i was in werent happy about it. And me neither, i didnt feel much with most of them :/

>> No.8957419

Found this just hours ago in the /fit/ steroid users thread.
www.dailymail.co.uk%2Fembed%2Fvideo%2F1275007.html

>> No.8957420

>>8957419
Wait am mobile poster
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/1275007.html

>> No.8957655

>>8957215
>not found

>> No.8957666

All this dick talk made me reminisce of my first ex blowing me

>> No.8957686

>>8957183
50k ? get a dick transplant

>> No.8957696

>>8957183
To be clear, it is very difficult for a woman to create characteristics on a man wrt a promise of good sex.
The size of the cock matters to women through
-the small size, which clearly no woman loves
-the thick cock, which women loves
A woman also knows that men loving to perform, men love be complimented on their performances as well as to hear that they have bigger cocks than her previous lovers
-the long cocks, which women loves to think that they could handle and seems exotic, but are good for oral and anal

The clues coming with a man about financial wealth and tastes are more deterministic about the quality and quantity of entertainment and pleasures not directly related to sex, than the size of the cock, because the size is clearly and advantage, but there is no evidence, through the size, about the ability of the man to make the woman cum without effort.

So yeah. women have easier access to sex, but most men are not much endowed and even the few who have thick cocks do not perform well, in short or mid term, because they think a fat cock is enough. Thank god for women
-that most women get orgasms from their clitoris
-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they being by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]

so what do women rely on to be as sure as possible that the beta will make them cum? they rely on
-what the man brags about [but men easily distort the truth on their abilities to please women, in bed or not]
-what other women fucked by the guy say about the guy. this is why women talk about sex between them. they want to know if the provider that they have is indeed acceptable.

>> No.8957740

>>8957696
your post makes no sense and you're a sexless sperg off yourself

>> No.8957879

>50k
A hatchet only costs fifty dollars. All it takes is finding the right person to "donate"

>> No.8957978

Why aren't nob transplants a thing? Someone dies, big cawk, donates cawk to cawklet.

>> No.8957988

>>8957978
because transplantations are really tricky and doing it just for aesthetic reasons is stupid. Second nerves are the most important part of a penis, and nerves are pretty touchy

>> No.8958067

>>8957978
They are a thing

>> No.8959494

>>8957183
why do you need a bigger dick?

The best girl lovers are lesbians.

You literally do not need a penis to make a girl orgasm

>> No.8959527

>>8957183
Just beam some radiation on your dick and it will expand in a couple of months and its permanent.

:)

>> No.8959538

start working out, your dick will grow by an inch in 6 months

>> No.8960468

>>8957358
Whats your size?