/sci/ - Science & Math

>>8930893

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>>8930907

i'll save your thread anon!

>>8930892
Crane
>>8930893
Photoshop
>>8930897
Photoshop
>>8930899
Photoshop
>>8930903
Drawing
>>8930904
Photoshop or duck walked into video game store
>>8930907
Photoshop or costume
>>8930909
Photoshop

OP, are you literally brain damaged?

>>8930916
t. kike shill who doesn't want his magical secrets to get found out

>>8930916
you're not explaining it with modern science

>>8930892
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>>8930916
reddit leave

>>8930916
>cat shakes head during camera exposure
>camera reads to the film from one side to another while the man being taken away is moving
>я чтo тo нaжaлa и вce иcчeзлo

Not everything is Photoshop, dumbshit.

>>8930960
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuh5edToHtU

This cat seems bored with life.

>>8930948
this thread is about as reddit as you can get

>>8930897
cat sneezed while the picture was taken. cats shake their heads when sneezing.

>>8930960

It's mother was a rape victim; mystery solved.

>>8931006

Obviously they have joined a collective hive mind that runs Debian

>>8931152
Really makes you think

>>8931178
>this is now a memri-thread

>>8931006
A pile of corn was laid out in this pattern, and the chickens are after it.

>>8930932
It's integrated in r

>>8930960
The cat is Vivec.

>>8931197
Slavshit genes

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>>8930960
I THINK the patterns on tortoise shell cats are caused by random X-inactivation, where one X chromosome is inactivated at "random" during development. That's why you only see it in females, even humans are the same. It looks like that inactivation occured very, very early in the cat's development and was simply propogated along. Or something.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can

>>8930892
Traps aren't gay

>>8930916
you're ruining the fun goddam you fuck

>>8930932
I'm too stupid to understand what the point they're trying to make is

>>8930916
"No fun allowed xD"

>>8931135
>Debian users have chicken sized brains
All makes sense now

>>8932175
So are they

>>8930892

If race does not exist then why is there such incredible differences of achievement between them.

>>8932254
This cant be real.

>>8932255
Geography. The black parts of the world have almost entirely north-south geographic stratification, making exchange of civil solutions and therefore empire building very difficult. Same goes for Mesoamerica.

>>8932341
it's not real, that's a scientific illustration of what the world would look like if it was actually a sphere.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly.

>>8932254
>water is heavier then molten metal and stone.

nice b8 m8

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>>8931152

Roughly 170-190 lb's of oil? Was he shitting and pissing it while consuming it lol?

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>>8931326
Kek

>>8931006
hidden leaf village farms
common symbol where they are from

>>8932254
No.
No. This is a troll, nobody is that stupid.

I'm not falling for it, good day sir.

>>8930893
based slugcat

>>8932175
No, I think you're too smart to understand it because it makes absolutely no sense.

>>8930972
Any cat seems like that, but it's mostly an act.

>>8931186
That is actually easily explainable if you stop considering those deaths accidental.
Anyone watching a movie with nicholas cage feel the desire to suicide, and the easiest way to do it is drowning yourself in the pool.

>>8933008
Problem?

>>8932499
gotta admit, that's a weird trend. Maybe the term was mentioned on a TV show?

>>8930892
HEY GUISE CAN I BE A MAMMAL TOO!?!?
*lays an egg*
*smug furry look*

>>8933192
Shit. Forgot picture.

>>8930892

explain this

>>8933207
double muscle syndrome

it can also occur in horses

>>8933207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue

can science explain this?

>>8933198
>transition species don't ex-

[math]\int {\mathcal{D}g\exp \left( { - \int {Tr\left[ {Ric\left( g \right)} \right]\operatorname{d} {V_g}} } \right)} [/math]

>>8930932
Not only can science explain that, but you have to be sort of a moron not to understand it.

>>8931927
Still some of the most surreal shit I've seen.

>>8932366
Slightly true -- "laws of aviation" do not take into account how bumblebees' anatomy allow their muscles to use and store energy.

>>8930897
DRILLCAT WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

>>8933207
You're in the barn and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

>>8932254
Wait a sec, how are there rivers that go north on that map then?

>>8933207
T H I C C

It's missing a working allele of a gene that inhibits endless muscle growth

>before /fit/

>>8933207
>after /fit/

I'm intrigued by all these numbers and patterns as I've been "hallucinating" them for a while now, especially while really high on marijuana or during hypnagogia/hypnopompia

>>8934157
Here is the human equivalent

>>8935396
What in the fuck

>>8935387
wow this one rly baked my noodle LmAo

Where is your science now?

>>8935531

trying to save that mankind mistake.

>>8935496
Aesthetics, son

obligatory

>>8935505
I don't get it

>>8935573

The reason I'm still single.

>>8932255
Animal domestication. Go three civilizations with some lions, some buffalo, and some cows. See which turns out the best.

That's also a literal we wuz kangs tier thing to bring up. If I invent something of great value to society like a working cryomachine and wake up in 4324 to find out some shit like my 27th great grandcousin 90 times removed that has virtually no relation to me starts taking credit for it while shitposting on Galaxychan and doing nothing of merit for himself, I'm gonna think he's a huge faggot.

>>8935396
Is that the guy from 300?

>>8935942
I appreciate your attempt to fend off /pol/ish shit about race, but the animal domestication argument as you present it is nonsense.

Bison and ostriches are among the most obviously domesticatable critters of Africa and the Americas.

>>8930916
autismusaurus prime

>>8931061
this
it's literally le reddit meme the thread

>>8936089
praise communism

cancer

>>8931190
you can see it's dark in the room where the flash isn't hitting

he obviously is trying to save on electricity and couldn't see what he was doing

>>8935396
What it would feel like to stick your penis in that?

explain this nerds

>>8930960
Outlander....

>>8930932
>>8932175
I think he's saying that in order for a rocket to go into outer space, it would have to instantaneously shoot off at escape velocity (11.2 km/s = about 25000 mph)

>>8932342
Good argument.

>>8936292
humanity cannot explain him

>>8936225
Salty bags of sand.

>>8936809
I would tend to disagree. As a scientific experiment, I just went outside and traveled North and South a little bit, and then tried going East and West. Could do both.

I would think intervening geography like the presence/absence of bottlenecks, major mountain ranges, deserts. etc. would possibly be a factor. But the extent to which that might correlate with direction of the long axis of a continent being aligned more north/south or east/west would seem coincidental.

>>8931152
>yfw you consume your weight in used deep frier oil

>>8932357
This can be explained by modern math, just people didnt believe the solution.

one choice of three doors is obviously a 1/3 chance of winning.

The fun is when the TV announcer tells you the prize isnt behind a certain door.

At that point, if you keep your original choice in doors you still have a 1/3 chance of winning, not a 1/2.

If you choose to switch doors you now have a 2/3 chance of winning the prize

Its easier to visualize with a million doors and the contestant picks a single door from the million. The TV announcer then removes 999,998 doors from the game and asks you if you want to switch doors. If you choose to keep your door your odds are still 1 out of 1 million. If you choose to switch doors, your odds of winning are now 999,998 out of 1 million

>>8930892
My Uni's president neck is too long and cannot be explained by modern science

>>8936968
memes can explain it

>>8930916
literal autism

>>8936949
Photoshop. Zebras can't be domesticated.

>>8936949
Rothschild was one weird mofo.

Also, notice the lead horse on the far side is a... well... a horse.Running a team of four zebras didn't work. They are pretty skittish.

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>>8931178
Inbreeding lowers the Iq over the generations, muslim are inbred.

>>8935952
You can domesticate an Ostrich but aside from eggs they're not really good for anything.

>>8937567
Fashionistas seems to like the feathers too.