/sci/ - Science & Math

ok
can i be a cyborg now?

>>8925993
>nothing can stop it

Does anyone have that picture where it's the doctor, computer scientist, engineer, and internet transhumanist each talking about their work?

>>8926011
the future I'm talking about is still far enough that we will most likely pass nuclear annihilation problem by that time

>>8925993

It is all gonna be just great~

*videos/pic related*

Handle Robot: Made In Real Life
https://youtu.be/-7xvqQeoA8c

Ghosts in their shells
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https://youtu.be/tKNji9AU-7U


Floating in LC Liquid followed by Death
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https://youtu.be/DwvoWhgZ1jM


Neo Wakes up in the Matrix
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https://youtu.be/Z8eKxVCFoUk


Never forghetti

This is the future you chose.

"Real wizardry is just hidden science."

>>8925993
Well, yes, most likely.
The "fandom" or whatever is cancer though.

>>8926046
found it in google pics

>>8925993
Should we keep this bipedal monkey shape or is there better shapes to exist in?

>>8926104
I believe that judging from the Amoeba with the most chromozomes it is best to remain in an amorpheus blob shape until a biable threat or meal comes along and the stab it with your various long tendrills.

>>8926115
"Look to nature long enough and you will find the largest monsters in the smallest places."

>>8925993
>Flying cars are only 20 years away guys

>>8926070
>Btw when are we finally getting realistic sex robots?
THIS

>>8926115
Are tentacles better than hands?

>>8926142
>Implying the Arch-Wizards / Witches don't already have waifus/guyfus but they aren't sharing because fuck plebs and normies.

>>8926145
wut

>>8926143
Can your hands open a jar up from the inside?
Here is an idea for a robot....Tentacles...but on wheels~
Now....Hear me out....
Jarfus. Now theres an idea. Tell me... who is your favourite Jarfu....

>true jewish mindcontrol
>goverment monitors your every thought
>ransomware

How about no. The only true private place exists within your mind. Im not letting some long-nosed money-grabbers or russian hackers into it.

>>8926190
>implying humans will fuse with machines.

No a better idea to make a new chemical based suit for us to exist in instead of this limited biological piece of shit. Electronics can be hacked and malfunction as well.

>>8926198
>Implying you can't make a wireless version of this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8

If you only knew how fucked we really are :D

I say we remove our ability to feel certain emotions like

Sadness,Anxiety and Envy.

>>8926048
Nuclear weapons are a pandoras box of sorts. Once they are invented they will always exist, and the threat of nuclear annihilation will never go away completely.

>>8926207
>2009

8 years ago.
They have had 8 years to advance this technology.
>mfw

>>8926210
Sure it will. Once all the weapons are used up.

Ever wondered why the world is so peaceful today? Why cities are being stressed as the new modus operandii for the stereotypical hipster and others?

Ever seen the movie "Fieval Goes West" by Don Bluth where the mice are lured into a false sense of security to the new towns opening by the Cat who want to squish them all in a giant mouse trap in one go?

:D

And it all comes tumbling down.
Because my junk is oh so Oh oh oh~
This will make The Tower of Babylon incident look like a dank meme.

Sodom and Gomorrahs nuke times 1000000x.

>>8925993
>It is the future and future is looking great
Not for you it is.

>It's not gonna happen in your lifetime
>If it does you wouldn't be able to afford it anyway.

>>8926210
Anon its pretty damn hard to wipe literary every single one of species unless you destroy planet itself desu. If we colonize other planets we are relatively safe

>>8926242
>Elite set up life on mars.
>Nuke earth
>Return many years later

>>8926245
>Elite has noone to rule and leech off if they kill others.

Lol

>>8926256
>implying they wont have an Army of Steel Golems to work for them wirelessly.

This plan is older than you or I...
And very well thought out.

>>8926256
Ayy Lmao

>>8925993
its already in my plans for the future. i put it in my schedule as a variable for after 2050.

>>8926310
>mfw

>>8926317

>>8926256
The memes never end.
Dis is real life btw.

https://youtu.be/-7xvqQeoA8c

So are we all in favor of genetic transhumanism and not robotics right?

The only way robotics would work was if you genetically engineered the makers of the technology to be extreme moralfags.

>>8926335
Why did we never evolve wheels? They are so much more efficient than feet.

>>8926353
Wheels are complete shit on uneven terrain.

>>8926353
Fully rotating body parts couldn't be efficiently connected to blood and nervous networks.

>>8926425
this

>>8925993
Prove it then.

>>8925993
>Admin it, Transhumanism is the next step in our evolution
...yes, that is what transhumanism means.
Good job.

>>8926342
>Technology created to perfectly edit out chronic diseases/hereditary issues etc.
>Usual autists get the jobs as geneticists
>Geneticists secretly form pact together to advance civilisation
>Give every child they can autism
>Entire human race turns into cross between German car manufacturers and Ghost in the Shell fans in one generation

>>8926070

>"Hello, I'm a doctor...My work helps improving (sic) my patients' quality of life."
>because that's why people become doctors

Also:
>female AI researcher

Comedy gold

>>8926917
It does say researcher, not programmer

>>8926231
>Ever wondered why the world is so peaceful today?

Because, for all their lofty ambitions and blather about "morality", humans won't behave themselves until they have weapons pointed at them, threatening them with instant nuclear death?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Peace

>>8925993
Sounds great if you are rich.

>>8926063
>>8926335
The thing about Boston dynamics is that they are mostly doing canned maneuvers and they never show the bloopers.
https://youtu.be/uOji-p9LQ6E