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How long will it take me to evolve wings?

>> No.8899857

>>8899839
did you know putting yourself into situations where your body needs an evolutionary change is the way to trigger spontaneous evolutions? So to get yourself to evolve wings the best thing to do is jump off a cliff. The extreme need to evolve flight will cause the spontaneous evolution.

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>>8899857

>> No.8899862

>>8899839
You don't need evolution to get your wings when you're on Jesus's side, hun.

>> No.8899870

Anon, I don't wanna crush your spirit or anything, but you might wanna look into holidaying somewhere they have those water powered jetpacks instead.

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>>8899862
>Jesus

>> No.8899874

>>8899857
kek'd