/sci/ - Science & Math

My IQ is somewhere on the distribution

I'm majoring in a college

My current GPA is a number

My gender and race/ethnicity aren't real

[math]\mbox{test}[/math]

>>8897508
>Here is a little something about me,
My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. All this and I'm still in high school.
Hahahahahaha

My IQ is beyond the range of accurate measurement.

I'm no longer in school, but I completed both graduate and undergraduate studies in computer science. My final GPA was 4.0 (technically higher because my program counted A+ as 4.33).

I am a black male.

My IQ is over 9000

I'm a major in the Saiyan elite

My gravity post arteneum is 750x without weights.

I am an Elite-Class Saiyan.

>>8897508
Nice try, CIA.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

IQ is the end all be all.

>>8898033
It actually kind of is.

t. Former psychometrician.

>>8897720
this post is essentially copy pasta of every self important 105 iq brainlet out there
>above 50% of SAT
lol
>comparing physics knowledge to engineers
lol
>had ideas but never implemented them
lol

you're a dime a dozen, kid

>>8897508
IQ is an inherently biased test. There is no correlation to IQ an intelligence. Test taking shows up nowhere in nature, you people just delude yourselves so you can think your superior. Just like bonobos, you're all no better then actual chimps.

I'm still inside the womb as I use my superior IQ to get my pregnant mother to post this on my behalf.

By the way, I'm going to have to be a C-section baby. Can't fit this gigantic dick through a vagina.

>>8898052

Psychology = pseudoscience

Huh, me a low IQ brainlet? You must be out of your mind good sir. I can assure you that I have taken every IQ test out there and have always scored above the 99th percentile. My IQ scores are so high that I'm able to come up with a theory about the universe without no need of metaphysics and philosophy. If you thought Kan'ts transcendental idealism was revolutionary then you have another thing coming. Please know your place sub human.

>lol psychology is a pseudoscience you brainlets
>bruh IQ is u-undeniable...

>tfw too intelligent for IQ tests
>tfw too intelligent to recall my IQ
>tfw too intelligent to understand physics or math
>tfw too intelligent to get a job or make friends
>tfw too intelligent to know common sense
>tfw too intelligent to understand anything complicated at all without thinking for 5 hours

>>8898052
Wrong.
http://www1.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf

>>8898106
yeah I just took a shot in the dark lol
>im stupid as all fuck

>>8897541
Holy shit what a nerd.

>>8898106
preach on brother! Everyone who does not have a high IQ should quit STEM and become gender studies majors!

>>8897541
>All this and I'm still in high school
Enjoy your ban

>>8898116
that graph is so retarded

>>8898120
-t /pol/

>>8898106
anyway look into bonobos
most people remind of them
constantly sucking each other off
just one massive orgy

YO

>>8898116
This image doesn't make sense. Only about 1 in 1,200 people have IQs of 147 or above, and I'm supposed to believe that's the AVERAGE on /lit/? Something is fishy here.

>>8897508

My iq is hyperbolic.

140
CS
Not in a country where GPA is a thing, 96% equate that to whatever you like.
Male, 'perfect Aryan' of Germanic descent (don't take that to mean I'm racist it's just the easiest way to describe it).

Here is a little something about me,
My IQ is 10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑. For those of you unfamiliar with Graham's number, this means I have MULTI-DIMENSIONAL, ULTRA-UNIVERSALLY-HIGH intelligence. I also have the memory as large as the milky way itself, an FTL processing speed. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come trivially to me and I was the one responsible in creating all of them. I also am able to understand the ultra-low frequency emitted from distant galaxies. While most people my age spend their free time bragging on an anonymous board. I spend my free time travel back to the past to improvise my existence. All famous figures in the past like Mozart, Beethoven or Einstein are all me all along. All this and I'm still in high school.

>>8898116
i would like to point out that users from certain boards are highly likely to troll the fuck out of the test, for the lulz. the methodology is flawed.

you need to take the test first to garantee no trolling, then find their home board. how to do that?

Here is a little something about me,
My IQ is 3↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑3. For those of you unfamiliar with Graham's number, this means I have MULTI-DIMENSIONAL, ULTRA-UNIVERSALLY-HIGH intelligence. I also have the memory as large as the milky way itself, an FTL processing speed. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come trivially to me and I was the one responsible in creating all of them. I also am able to understand the ultra-low frequency emitted from distant galaxies. While most people my age spend their free time bragging on an anonymous board. I spend my free time travel back to the past to improvise my existence. All famous figures in the past like Mozart, Beethoven or Einstein are all me all along. All this and I'm still in high school.

>>8897508
>iqtest.dk
>test.mensa.no
don't kid yourself. almost everyone gets near the max score 135-145. try it, if you get a high score it doesn't necessarily mean you're a genius.

>>8897508
I can't believe OP wrote all of this with a straight face while thinking that IQ is nothing more than a dick-waving contest.
IQ test is a fucking joke as this guy said >>8898624. Most people came out with a score of 135 or higher. I took both of them and got 145 but it doesn't mean fucking shit. The hard math problems do not suddenly become easier and solves itself.
IQ test = pseudo-intellectual bullshit, the same goes for MBTI.
If you study math, physics or eng, and you think that high IQ means anything more than the ability to solve IQ tests, you should neck yourself.

>>8898639
lol dont kid yourself idiot, its been sientifically proven that being able to recognise simple patterns in a 3x3 grid of images directly causates to the ability to solve things like really hard conjectures and algebra proofs!

My iq was so high it actually flooded our simulators' machine when it was calculated. I think it was about 10^208
I'm majoring in gender studies, and sociology.