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>PhD math student.
>Still think about vagina and girls 1/3 of the day.

How do I rise above friends?

>> No.8870222

>>8870219
Have sex.

>> No.8870226

>>8870219
Go fuck a vagina then you stop thinking about it and get hormonal benefits.

Alternatively I've heard the engineers have developed more efficient solution to this problem which doesn't require them to leave the lab, however, it involves a non-rigorous use of "vagina".

>> No.8870242

>>8870219
thank you for posting my wife

>> No.8870245

>>8870222
>>8870226
something realistic please.

>> No.8870251

>>8870219
Mathematically start cyphering all the sexual thoughts as you apply number theory to her lucious lips and practice approximating her manifold torus count within the approximate geometry of the contours of her hips.

>> No.8870252

>>8870226
>Alternatively I've heard the engineers have developed more efficient solution to this problem which doesn't require them to leave the lab, however, it involves a non-rigorous use of "vagina".
kek

>> No.8870255

take a trip to thailand or amsterdam and fuck hookers for a week

>> No.8870261

>>8870219
Your options are basically

1. Get laid, be happier, better concentration, etc.

2. Do a bunch of amphetamines.Similar benefits but a lot less healthy. Although it worked for Paul Erdos.

>> No.8870276

>>8870219
>19 NEET
>couldn't get into uni because spent all day dreaming about fucking my crusg
>crush is now at a top uni surrounded by chads while I sit at home jerking off to her pics with said chads wrapping their arms around her.
You have it better op.Though I still have little less than a month to make it to the same uni as her.Its a fucking paradox.

>> No.8870284

>>8870245

>PhD math student

underrated

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8870298

>>8870219
based seulgi bro

>> No.8870305

>>8870219
Just cut it off anon

>> No.8870314

>>8870219
Just wait until you graduate and get a job that is
>300k starting

>> No.8870318

be low test and lose your spatial skills

>> No.8870325

>>8870219
recognise that you are an animal brain with cool rational and creative faculties, find a good way to express your sexuality (e.g. have consensual sex) - love neuroscience student

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8870336

>>8870219
Dont change. Its a good thing.

Fertility is inversely proportional to IQ. The smarter you are the less you breed.

As Hawking has said; intelligence is not really a stronly selected trait in evolution. You could change that.

>> No.8870347

>>8870336
And what qualifications does Hawking hold in evolutionary biology and adaptationism?

>> No.8870349

>>8870347
Hes smart. Smart people have multiple competencies.

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8870353

>>8870245
Masturbate even more furiously?

>> No.8870354

>>8870349
That brainlet is stuck in a wheelchair. So obviously he has zero competance in biology and related fields.

>> No.8870355

>>8870226
>Alternatively I've heard the engineers have developed more efficient solution to this problem

Becoming homosexual?

>> No.8870360

>>8870245
You have a PhD in math (number theory?).

Just go to any college bar and claim your poon.

Give your new gf a regular sex schedule according to your needs.

>> No.8870363

>>8870355
Man, why do I have to elaborate my jokes? Fuck you Anon you're the reason this bored is so shit.