/sci/ - Science & Math

I wonder what the GodKing is up to these days

personal favorite

Spectrum.

>>8867157
developing a new formulation of the Barnett field equations of course

>>8867144
>>8867148
>>8867153
>>8867158
>>8867163
>>8867174
>>8867176

>FB_IMG_

Fuck off.

>>8867292
>I don't like these images because of their file name

I have a lot of friends who study math. They share things I find funny. I'm not going to rename my files because you're upset by my meme sources.

>>8867318
>math majors in facebook

So which one is it. Are they studying some brainlet meme like math education or applied math (also known as numberphile studies) or are they failing their pure math major?

>>8867333

stop using the word brainlet for things you don't like you insecure fuck. facebook is a useful tool that people with functioning social lives use. many math majors are normal people. poorly socialized people aren't successful regardless of major choice. hope this helps

in any case they are probably in one of those terrible meme groups like Mathematical Math Memes or whatever the fuck. idk. it's good to be able to shitpost at a reasonably high level with your peers but a bunch of it seems like posturing

>>8867333
Don't be so arrogant. I personally know brilliant and excelling math PhD and Master's students who also have facebook and share math memes now and then.

>>8867340
>uses facebook even though they are not celebrities, politicians or any other positions that needs access to mass communication.
>not a brainlet

Here is my math joke, you can post it on facebook with your retarded friends:
Theorem 1: You can choose one and only one

>>8867333
I'm sorry my filename prefixes offended you.

Can you share some content or go to another thread now?

>>8867345
>uses facebook
>brilliant

Well, I guess the use of the word brilliant is actually on a spectrum.

>>8867359
Sorry, I don't frequent this board, so I don't understand if you're being sarcastic. I don't have facebook myself, but what's wrong with it?

>inb4 well how do you know about these students?

I have friends who use facebook.

>>8867372
>I don't have facebook myself, but what's wrong with it?

Mindless website for retards. I made one when I was 11 because everyone was talking big about it. I then forgot about it immediately. Now I just use it to masturbate to the pictures those old high school sluts post. That is facebook:
That website I go to masturbate to pictures of peopple I know.

Facebook is my masturbation room. If you are a person who calls my masturbation room the place you use for deep discussion and personal interaction then let me tell you you are a deeply broken person who is never going to achieve anything.

>>8867384

lmao you suck. lot of private groups have high level discussion of things, it's a social media platform with over a billion users. "nearly two billion people are below me, the sad creepy guy who jerks off to high school girls." sure. basic knowledge of numbers would say you're mega retarded

very relevant to this board

>>8867384
Its a good platform to arrange stuff, and have chats, because everyone has an account (well, almost everyone) I don't see what's wrong, if you don't like the newsfeed, which i don't either, then you can just unfollow all your friends or get some extension to your browser which removes the newsfeed.

It's really not that bad.

>>8867397
>The place I use to jerkoff whenever porn isn't doing it for me is the place he uses for "high level discussion"

I genuinely feel bad for you. I am so, so sorry.

>>8867384
See, the quality of Facebook depends on the people you are friends with. If you use it to creep on "old high school sluts", then, that's what you get. But I'm a student, my friends are all also students, and I don't associate with people I don't find worth more than jacking off to.

>>8867412
lmao, you go into private groups and jerk off to text?

>>8867405
The way the platform is built is made for brainlet interaction.

Heck, even twitter people mock facebook for being just for old people and 12 year olds nowadays. TWITTER PEOPLE MOCK YOU.

>>8867418
>not just using e-mail or maybe a social network not from pre-historic times

top kek. Must suck to be you.

>>8867420
You can scroll up to figure and see my past posts to figure out what I meant. You can do it, you are a big boy. You use facebook. What a big boy.

>>8867425
For someone who mocks social media and people who are invested in it, you sure are invested in it.

>>8867425
>The way the platform is built is made for brainlet interaction.

How so?
This isn't a very convincing argument without examples

>>8867425

there are many communities of worthwhile people and content on facebook. at the same time people's criticism of facebook is correct. the dominant "culture" is stupid shit. same with this social media site, 4chan. you only think it's bad because you don't associate with smart or interesting people. you can't comprehend the size of 2 billion, because you're a brainlet

>>8867433
Well, everyone I know who constantly uses facebook is a brainlet. Furthermore, everyone who I consider to be important or a role model does not use facebook.

No fucking professor uses facebook, for one.

>>8867449
many professors do.

>>8867435
>4chan is a social media site
>Even though this is all anonymous discussion

This is the caliber of thought produced by a facebook poster, ladies and gentlemen.

>>8867449
>No fucking professor uses facebook

Uh, no. I have professors who mainly have family and close friends on their friend's list who share pictures of the nuclear family, news and various events.

>>8867452
I see. I'd like to see their posts. Do I search "Poodunk professor" or "Azerbajan National University professor" to find them?

>>8867453
social media = media in which users create the content

>>8867461
Oh I see. This meant that broader definition of social media. Okay, okay. Then you aren't stupid for the reason I mentioned.

You are fucking stupid for even comparing the style of social media 4chan represents to the social media facebook represents.

>>8867380
It's because the water on the right is not real

>>8867144
wow a high school–level taylor series, fucking hilarious

This is by far the most autistic board.

>>8867384
I'd rather deal with 1000 people who do nothing but post on Facebook than a single spaz like you

>>8867509
/thread

>>8867384
Actually, I think you're disgustingly misusing facebook, you creep. You have it backwards. It's not that people use your masturbation room for social interaction, but that you use other people's social interaction room as a masturbation room. You're more of a broken social reject who will achieve nothing than the socially competent people who may or may not spend a bit of their casual free time on social media. I'm sorry you were bullied and/or ostracized as a child and therefore believe that bad social skills indicate superiority. It's sad you had to develop that defense mechanism so that you don't realize you're really just a loser who will never go further with those girls than masturbating to their facebook profiles.

>>8867333
Cringe.

BACK ON TOPIC

>>8867384
Kek!

>>8867549
>stop fapping to my pictures I willingly post publicly !!!! RAPE!!!!!!!!

Fucking normalfag idiot. You sound like you're from Tumblr.

>>8867429
Using a pre-historic social media site just leaves me with a bunch of autists like you, and you are the last person I would want to have to hear from regularly. Besides, what's the difference between Myspace and facebook? Are they not both equally mindless websites that would attract equally retarded people as one another? I think you're an idiot who can't think critically about anything except for pure math puzzles. Your feelings of superiority to everyone around you are fictional and deluded. An awareness of oneself and the world, along with the pursuit of knowledge and truth, are the values which set humans apart from animals. I don't see you as being very far above a highly functional animal.

>>8867384
m'lady

>>8867580
Right. With all that, all you could take out of it was still just "everyone who doesn't sound like a deluded, bitter asshole is a Normie and is therefore dumb", and the best insult you could come up with is that I sound like I'm from tumblr.

Brainlet.

I personally don't care about you jacking it to pictures people post online, but my point is that doing so makes you a pathetic loser.

>>8867616
>what he does to himself in private defines his worth

Nah, you're the brainlet here.

>>8867616
Personally, I stopped reading when you claimed a "disgusting misuse" of FB and called him a creep for his actions. At that point I knew the rest was going to be garbage not worth reading.
You don't belong here when you react like this to someone using FB for masturbation material. Please fuck off. All of us will be happier, including you.

>>8867399
The level of ignorance in this post is astonishing, it really is obvious that you know very little about computer science. I'm not saying it uses a lot of maths, I'm just saying that you probably read a little bit from an "intro to algorithms" book and now think you know what theoretical CS is.

KYS please.

>>8867653
topkek that meme is as old as time.

>>8867653

>>8867549
>first raided by /pol/'s top degenerates
>now raided by tumblr's top moral busybodies

What did /sci/ do to deserve this bullshit?

This thread is actual garbage

>>8867572
This has no potential.

>>8867755
it's pretty old

>>8867493
That's a Maclaurin series thank you

>>8867795
>gets mad when people refer to Maclaurin series as Taylor series
dumb mammal

>>8867222
I prefer this one myself

>>8867803
>reading a joke on the internet as automatically angry
It's pointless to get mad at anything over the interwebs my dude

A /sci/ classic

>>8867811
Is this even real?

>>8867384
>I made one when I was 11 because everyone was talking big about it.

if you were 11 when facebook became big then you are a fucking kid lmao
get off this site, it's 18+

>>8867862
>I literally cannot count

Holy shit.

>>8867862
is this retard serious?

>>8867862
He could have made the 400 millionth account when he was 11 and still be a legal poster today

>>8867878
>2010 was 7 years ago
fug

>>8867839
this is quantum mechanics as real as it gets my friend although its of very little use to know how to solve such bullshit

>>8867891
I made this in 2008 as a joke

>>8867912
what does this sextuple integral calculate

>>8867922
Too soon

>>8867922
>Throughout 2008, Pepe was mostly associated with the “Feels Good Man” reaction image. In 2009, an edited version featuring a distraught-looking Pepe with the caption “Feels bad man” began circulating as a reaction image on 4chan
>In 2009, an edited version featuring a distraught-looking Pepe with the caption “Feels bad man” began circulating as a reaction image on 4chan
>in 2009

In 2008 that Pepe did not exist. I claim FAKE NEWS

>>8867934
>Thinking KYM is that precise
>Thinking anon's memory is that precise

>>8867807
Honestly you should just pull the lever in response to him being a smartass.

>>8867940
You are fake news.

But you are right, maybe KYM is wrong. But it is clear that fake news are in a spectrum.

>>8867912
>>8867912
>Griffiths intro to QM
>as real as it gets
>QM
>real
>little use to solve
>implying most lucrative fields in physics don't require QM
>implying you aren't a brainlet who can't solve this


UNDERGRADS AND REDDIT GET OUT

>>8867944
>>8867940
>>8867934
Nah man, sad frog as it was called back then was posted in 2008 some time. I remember because I was bored and shitposting from my dorm room just before Thanksgiving break. People had already been making "19__ was ___ years ago" images. Also threads weren't regularly archived until maybe 5 years ago.

>>8868000
So it is real news I see. That just goes to show you how right Bill Nye and Adam Savage are. Even real news are on a spectrum.

>>8867826
I had to look this up to make sure it was a real example and not an underflow error joke
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borwein_integral

>>8868000
The evolution of Pepe has been a weird thing.
First was "feels good man."
then came the "poo poo pee pee" phase,
and now Pepe is a nazi

>>8868217
You missed the feels bad man phase before poopoo peepee

>>8868217
>>8868233
yeah, went from happy pepe to sad pepe to smug pepe to retarded pepe to alt-right pepe

>>8867384
lmao at this legitimate autist and everything he's posted in this thread.

>>8867777
*whoosh*

>>8867864
Nice

>>8868233
And the time a school shooter posted pepe on r9k before shooting up the place
CNN slaughtered that story

>>8867333
can you imagine being this far gone?
holy christ

>>8867733
the server was justified in banning

>>8868795
facebook actually is cancer though

>>8868820
I agree
but there's no saving the cancer that anon is suffering from

>>8867922
FUCK why did you have to post that jfc

>>8867413
lol evrytim

>>8867458
>>8867449
>facebook com/stephenhawking/

Right, now you're just spouting empirically wrong bullshit to make yourself feel smart. Have you never even looked for your professors' Facebooks? Here are some of mine:
>facebook com/dmacnair
>facebook com/ytkim
>facebook com/profile.php?id=100006519489282
>facebook com/jeffrey.streator.5
>facebook com/james.dixon.7509
>facebook com/profile.php?id=100014687555848
>facebook com/nazanin.bassirigharb

>>8867144
>113 replies
>38 images

this board is garbage

>>8867653
Sorry I don't associate with uneducated computer science trash

>>8867157
Smoking cigs and fucking sluts.

>>8869077
Fucking unironic facebookers invaded the thread for whatever reason.

>>8867144

>>8868217
>>8868275
Pepe is not a nazi you fucks

To all Facebook useds who think there is nothing wrong with Facebook: Facebook is not some friendly company that creates cool technology to help people communicate with each other, Facebook is a corporation of which the main purpose is to generate revenue by advertising. They do some seriously evil shit to it's users. And please, seriously go fuck yourself for endorsing Facebook as preferred way of communication, you are dragging other unsuspecting people in to this shit. There are a ton of other ways to communicate with people and yet you choose most privacy invading and user abusing platform possible.

http://www.salimvirani.com/facebook/
https://stallman.org/facebook.html

>>8867844
Top kek the bottom panel

>>8869264
>>>/g/
Fucking communist.

>>8869264
Nobody cares, /g/.

>>8869304
>mfw it works with sumatrapdf

>>8869308
It probably uses magic bytes to identify the file type

Any pdf reader that does not understand the source image file format (or goes by file ending) will be fucked though

>>8869284
>>8869307
Call me whatever you fucking want, but that wont change the fact that Facebook is evil and it's not good for you nor for your peers. Today it's just ads, stealing your phone contacts, reading your SMSs, tracking your location, listening to you via microphone and face recognition in few years you will be connected to their brain interface and stream your thoughts directly to Facebook, they already experiment with that technology. And no, this is not some tinfoil hat level conspiracy, it's real. If you don't have problems with anything of the above, you live in delusional world. But then again arguing with normalfag why Facebook is bad is like talking to a brick wall. You are so dependent on your system that you are willing to die fighting for it. Get the fuck off 4chan and back to your social media containment zone you pleb.

>>8867463
> be scrolling
> see this guy trying so hard to be superior

Self confidence is internal, my man. Stop trying to be good by being better than someone else.

>>8867318
Different guy here. I facepalmed at your filenames, but I gave you a chance. Nothing you posted has been funny. Remember how you said "dank only". That's what makes this thread extra cringey and awful. And for that reason, I'm out

>>8867864
If(((x((x)(x-n+1)(x-n-1))/(((x((x)(x-n+1)(x-n-1)))^2)^0.5))+1)/2 == 1

(desu I don't remember if this is completly correct, but something like that worked out great for me)

Dense af

>>8867399
>DeMorgan's law
>A*
>Baye's law
Never gets old

>>8867572
Who the fuck writes frequency as f.

>>8868217
Whatever happened to Bachelor Frog?

>>8869143
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch?

>>8867844
This one got me good

>>8867653
>everytime

>>8867922
>2008
>sad frog posting

nice try newfag

>>8868217
and we have this

>>8867148
>sum I
>not introducing what [math]A_I[/math] is
Reddit mathematics.

>>8869455
if you could know what it means after introducing it, you wouldn't need it to be introduced in the first place.

>>8867934
Kym is worse than Facebook

>>8868655
go back to >>>/reddit/

>>8867157
Running the country

>>8867922
>It'll be right in 6 months

>>8868217
Pee pee poo poo absurdist pepe is the best pepe of the entire pepe saga, prove me wrong

>>8869348
literally everybody

>>8867292
>muh 4chan cultural purity

you suck

>>8869348
Scientist A : We need a new symbol for frequency!
Scientist B : How about "f"? We don't really use it for much else.
Scientist A : Ridiculous! It would be much better to pick "nu".
Scientist B : But it looks like "v" and "u"
Scientist A : *can't hear B over scibbling of equation on board*[math]\lambda \nu = v[/math] Ahh, perfection.

>>8867313
>Mathematical Memes for Logarithmically Scaled Teens

>>8867572
>Physical Physics Memes

>>8867144
>dank
Anon pls, it's faux-pas to use this word in 2017, even postironically.

>>8867222
kill the lawyer, probably jewish.

>>8867340
>facebook is a useful tool that people with functioning social lives use.
Gonna have to stop you right there zuck, I'm not gonna give my info to a kike to sell just because someone on sci says that I won't be successful otherwise.

>>8869399
Apu is a separate species than pepe, both are in the class Frogmemeia but Apu lacks the secondary eye ridge and snout of a true member of the Pepe family.

>>8867993
oh shit it is griffiths isn't it

looked so familiar

>>8867864
>using IntelliJ
>using an IDE

>>8867292
like mathematical mathematics memes on facebook dot com

>>8867926
It looks like some sort of scattering or coupling equation. It looks something like an expectation value for the potential energy, but I don't get the second integration.

Most of the big flashiness of it is that it is two integrations over spherical coordinates, if you recast it in terms of cartesian coordinates, it would look like

[math]\epsilon = A \int_V_2 e^{- b r_2} \left( \frac{1}{4\pi\epsilon_0} \int_{V_1} \frac{ e^{-a r_1}}{R} dV_1 \right ) dV_2 [/math]

The factor in parenthesis appears to be the formula for calculating electric potential of a charge density in 3D, assuming those exponentials (multiplied by the constant) represent charge. The outer integration then multiplies this potential by charge and integrates over all space to yield the total energy?

That's the best I got off the top of my head.

>>8867222
But by saving the 12 jurors' lives, they are guaranteed to declare you non-guilty so you won't need a lawyer.

>>8867653
>I'm not saying it uses a lot of maths
But at the mathematical computational level it is essentially pure maths... It does use a lot of maths.

>>8867148
Why is Linear Algebra so verbose? So much disgusting notation to get across simple ideas.

>>8869312
Newsflash: Every tinfoil hat claims they're not a tinfoil hat.

>>8869201
top fucking kek

>>8867826
interesting

>>8869027
fuck georgia tech

>>8867653
You just got baited by an old-ass image. Congrats.

>>8867840
SICP is a great book.

>>8870612
Apu is gonna dominate the Pepe memes the same way the Spurdo dominated the pedobar memes

>>8867292
OP's images are funny, and fb groups can produce some of the dankest memes nowadays tBh.. sorry you weren't invited to the good ones

>>8867857
It's "Pierre-Simon de Laplace"..

>>8867695
By not being niche enough.

>>8867407
Underrated

>>8869304
Use the imagick tools in Linux to do
>convert *.jpg out.pdf

>>8874574
Would have been funny two years ago, meatsack.

>>8869264
I use it as a tool to get laid
Benefits for me, benefits for corporations, win-win situation. What the fuck is the problem, commie?

>>8867384
>when I was 11
>what is voluntary choice of conversation topics
>everytime I talk to people they turn out to be retarded
>you can't have agency because I don't
Maybe try harder if you can't have good conversations?

>>8869312
>And no, this is not some tinfoil hat level conspiracy, it's real.
>He says, right after muh air loom.

Comedy gold.

>>8867733
KEK

>>8867844
>>8869201
these got me good

>>8870694
Code in notepad masterrace?

>>8867598
what the fuck

>>8869195
I've got bad news for you

I've browsed 4chan since 2007

and I use facebook regularly

it's not a seekrit club

>>8875917

because the reals are broken

take the wildpill

>>8867864

>>8876450
Do you think you're proving something? You're just admitting to being a fucking faggot.

>>8867653
Welcome to 4chan newfriend

>>8867340
>>8867352
>>8867384
etc.

You guys do realize that at least half of what is posted on every /sci/ humor thread actually originates from facebook meme pages right?

>>8876735
I'm smart but lazy and have 3.8 GPA

>>8876484

A
NEW
THE-
ORY
OF
CQFT
THAT
MAY
SOLVE
QCD
AXIAL
ANOM-
ALY?!

>>8876749
>smart
>anything other than a 4.0

Pick one and only one

>>8877069
That's were the lazy part kicks in.

>>8867158
missing
>make a diagram

>>8867382
That was a good thread.

>>8869312
pls leave

>>8876450
Idk the fb messaging thing is pretty good

>>8875960
punchcards, anyone?

>>8869201
Very kike.

>>8867733
max kek

/kek/

>>8873452
Apus expand more aggressively than Pepes, it will be an interesting evolutionary situation.

>>8867407
love this one

>>8876748
Yea, the shitty half.

>>8867857
>>8874509
Also, the rightmost chap isn't Euler but Frederick II. of Prussia.

>>8867384
> made one when I was 11. Immediately forgot about it
> mentioning the thing I forgot
>I still use Facebook

>>8867407
I don't get it. AlphaGo played 60 games with top Chinese Pros including Ke Jie and won 60. What's joke here?

>>8867144
Brainlet here, can somebody explain this?

>>8880686
Evidently people find the Taylor expansion of sine to be funny, because they think it looks complicated or something.

>>8880721
I miss the trollscience comics featuring magnets in all sorts of conformations way back when.

>>8881890

>>8880721
I think that's the maclaurian expansion

>>8881894
>mfw studying knot theory and have a bondage fetish

>>8880721
>>8881901
is getting salty about people referring to Maclaurin series as Taylor series a new /sci/ meme?

>>8881894
>find out the truth behind Brady's penis
Top kek

>>8881901
Which is the special case of Taylor series expanded around 0.

>>8881924
I think that's the Mauriclanian expansion

>/sci/ memes thread
heres one for you:
>>>/sci/

>>8882569
Great post.

>>8882578
>complements
heres one for you:
You have very good grammar and spelling abilities and you are surely a very intelligent person indeed!

>>8882591
It's "compliments", sweetie.

>Facebook
Niggers

>>8869033
nice

>>8869335
ok.

>>8869468
Or perhaps not everyone has learned maths in english and is used to the same notations.

I can do algebraic geometry in english but my undergrad courses were in french, so I don't get pic related but I'm sure I'd get it with the introduction of notations.

>>8881890
KEK, the bit ly link is legit

>>8867844
א

>>8867485
underrated

>>8867833
b-but that would delay the passengers' tour anon

>>8867384
>Mindless website
Point me to a website with a mind then.

>>8884373
Vouz êtes français? Dois-je lire Bourbaki en français ou en anglais? Je suis américaine et je peux lire et écrire un pea mais je ne suis pas très confiant avec le langue.

Est-t-il vrai que les français produisant mathématiques en tout généralité possible et dit simplement que les examples sont en plain vue?

>>8886659
I'm french, i can't think of something that would be lost in translation when considering pure math books, but i don't think you'll have too much of a problem reading proofs in french. It's not that verbose.
France has a long tradition of research in maths and especially fundamental maths, i don't really get what you mean by plain vue but expect shit like set theory and topology when dealing with bourbaki, and not much applied math papers everywhere else, except for company-funded research.

>>8886622
Is java really hardedr than python?

>>8887021
You are a mongoloid.

>>8887021
Well, is scratch really harder than C++ ?

>>8886622
useless, all of them, except maybe C++ in some twisted parallel plane.

>>8886622
Is scratch turing complete?

>>8867384
>tfw also wack off on facebook

>>8886991
Merci beaucoup! J'ai oublié le mot "évident" donc j'ai essayé traduire "in plain sight".

>>8887124
Fuck off to faggot land cheese eating surrender monkey.

>>8887129
If you weren't illiterate you would know that I'm American.

>>8867384
>tfw you were 21 when you made your FB account in 2008
>this loser was 11
Thank you for reminding me how old I am you creepy faggot.

>>8867318
You come off as a reasonable man.

>>8887199

infinite sets literally can't exist.

There can not be infinite anything in the universe.

this is a fact and it can not be ignored.

>>8867153
Something higher quality please.

>>8867653

Yeah whatever dude

>>8876749
Wow you must be super smart. There's no other explanation now is there. You just came on 4chan to post a comment claiming your intellectual superiority. Are you embarrassed?

>>8887338
>implying numbers exist in reality

Real things that are infinite:
>space
>time
>the density of a black hole
>your stupidity

>>8869201
KEK

>>8887369

I'm him.

My IQ is 101, which makes me smarter than average. Thus, I am smart as evidenced by my 3.8 GPA in the cosmetology program I'm in.

>>8885741
>(((א)))

>>8867485
In what logic system is [math]\sqrt{2}[/math] not real? AFAIK even intuitionists accept it as real.

>>8887374

The limit on how large of a value you can have is defined by the theoretical possibility to compute it.

Math doesn't (or shouldn't/can't) deal with things that are not computable because math is about computations

>>8876450
>reddit spacing

You need to kill yourself and quit lying, you subhuman, low-IQ retard

>>8887493
>GET OFF FOURCHIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8867635
I am an actual brainlet, but you guys lack respect, and that puts you below me.

>>8876474
>last one will throw an exception if "cond" is false
Did anyone notice? Be honest

>>8887426
Math is about rules and the implications of those rules.

This is sometimes useful for computation.

>>8874629
Nice

>>8869201
okay, this is great

>>8869201
I don't get it