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>ask for grant on researching methods of life extension via clone harvesting
>get funding

>> No.8856378

>>8856284
shit did you fucking actually please dont let george soros have 200 more years of rule over the planet ;-;

>> No.8857286

>>8856284
I support you, anon

>> No.8857291

that would be nice but would probably be impossible outside of the east.

I'm hoping to be able to afford a nervous system transplant into a younger clone of myself in about forty years so hurry the fuck up.

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8857331

>>8856284
Please, no.

>> No.8858421

>>8856284
dude......
big if true

>> No.8858653

>>8856284

>tfw you'll have two cocks in your lifetime
>tfw you'll be able to milk yourself by waving your arms as if you were playing the drums

>> No.8858658

>>8856284
Let me know if you need a guinea pig. I think I have cancer.

>> No.8858686

Cloning isn't real.

>> No.8858692

>>8858686
Yeah it is. Some bug reproduces to create 4 genetically identical offspring. Text book definition of cloning. OP just wants to do it post fuck.

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>>8856284
based

>> No.8859825

Op here. Im planning to make a publication on a harvesting mass production factory too with a full design layout. How butthurt are ethicsfags going to be?

>> No.8860014

>>8856284
OP, what have you done?

>> No.8860125

>>8856284
>not wanting to makes clones instead and make a family and die blissful of old age because nobody would want to have sex with you except yourself

>> No.8860307

>>8858692
Asexual reproduction ≠ cloning. Cloning isolating genetic material and growing organisms without any sexual involvement at all (i.e. zygote in the pooper)

>> No.8860587

>>8857291
you can't transfer personality

you would copy the image only that would warp to fit better with new parameters

>> No.8860591

Op is based af