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I got a science conspiracy theory! The electricity people are coming for us! Have any of you felt multiple attacks of shock from your blanket or other steel? One is enough, but when my dog got inside my blanket the entire blanket started sparking a shit ton. It's been going on for days, I am left to conclude that the electricity people are coming for me.

>> No.8811349

>>8811322
>Thread starts: The electricity people are coming for us!
>Thread ends: the electricity people are coming for me

I haven't felt any shocks so it looks like this is your problem m8. Nothing we can do. This is the science meme board, for the paranormal meme board visit /x/.

>> No.8811882

>>8811322
You are Mandela effected.
Pan dimensional beings are here.

>> No.8812152
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8812152

>>8811322
oh shit i can't prove that the electricity people aren't coming for you
THEREFORE the electricity people ARE coming for you
or at the very least, it's POSSIBLE
translator's note: possible means "almost certainly
that's how science works, right???

>> No.8812155
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8812155

i fucking knew it
Titan AE was a prophecy

>> No.8813725

>>8811322
No one read the file name.

>>8811349
>>8811882
>>8812152
>>8812155
Newfags (aka. brainlets)

>> No.8814549

Keep this thread bumped, please.