/sci/ - Science & Math

>>8787559
*BRAAAAAPPP*

>>8787572
We have decided to give the research grant to Chad. As you are well aware, over 80 million American citizens suffer greatly from sexuality and gender related diseases and disorders, Anon. For example, over 20% of Americans don't identify themselves as either male or female, and over 55% of American young males have CMPA disorder (compulsory masturbation and porn addiction) disorder.

>>8787581
>compulsory masturbation
kek

>>8787589
>implying fap a day is healthy

>>8787590
compulsory means required you dumbass
as in, compulsory education

>This thread
God damn it BRAPoster

>>8787593
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive%E2%80%93compulsive_disorder

Compulsive can be used in mental health terminology as "patient feels he/she/other must do it"

>>8787601
>Compulsive
BUT HE WROTE COMPULSORY NOT COMPULSIVE YOU DUMBASS

>>8787603
sorry it's a typo, my bad

>>8787604
and i was trying to point out its a funny typo :D

>>8787606
true :D no one is forcing anyone to masturbate

>>8787559
Screw this. Give the money to Chad. Who needs more mathematics? We need more lambda pussy.

>>8787559
>implying I need 6 million shekels for pencil and paper

No wonder they also thought Chad Fizzlebrainlet's unreproducible pseudo-science that probably doesn't even use p-values correctly would be a good investment

>>8787559
If you don't give me any money, it will get stolen by some basement thief who understands number theory well enough anyway.

primes nigga

>>8787668
case closed

>>8787559
The beauty of Mathematics research is that you don't require any money to do it. That being said, Mathematics is the foundation for all hard sciences and this it can make this country even more richer.

Gender studies on the other hand is just a waste of money. Tomorrow you'll see people identify themselves as a Cat or a Lizard and you'll end up wasting even more money on "research"

I'd ask the people of this committee to re-evaluate your priorities and appropriate funds where it is beneficial to everyone.

>>8787675
>you don't require any money to do it.

Yes, it does require money, that's the problem. How are you gonna feed the mathematician ? It's also a loss for the workforce of a society. Hell, if it really didn't require money, I would be a mathematician despite just being okay at it

>>8787675
The first priority should be making sure nobody dies, or else life turns into just a zero sum gain resulting in annihilation

>>8787675
>2 People in a room, with guns pointed to the front of their head and the back, if either moves for the steak the guns will blow
>Piece of steak on the table

They have to share the steak, or at least get 1 of the guns off the table as an option...

But we're not talking even about steak on a table, we're talking about a sovereign government. Full of living people. Why not just drop out of college, so to speak, and get a real job.

>>8787678
>zero sum gain
>zero
>sum
>GAIN

Compusory masturbation is a zero sum gain imp

>>8787685
WE NEED GAINZZZZZZZ RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

I NEED ROIDS MAN NO MAN I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAN I BEEN DOING A LOT OF COKE MAN ALL DAY YEAH MAN MY DAD JUST DIED HNNGGG----

>>8787684
Maybe you should look at the relationship as an opportunity for mutual benefit rather than a zero sum gain

Or, life in general

I don't see how people can expect to enemies forever and not have anything bad happen

>>8787677
>He thinks it costs 10 million euros to feed a mathematician

>>8787697
>who needz da maf wen we havez good men and women WILLING TO DIE ON THE FRONT LINES!!
>They love me, you're going to love this, this is going to be absolutely fantastic
>This will be the best deal ever. I promise
>You will never see a better deal than this I will not be involved in this deal

>but it will be the best deal OF ALL TIME

>>8787702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI

-FOOTAGE CAPTURED OF EVIL CRIMINAL-

Yes, lets go over the budget, why don't we

>>8787660
You need it for your hot pockets you fat fuck

My grandfather, who trafficked cocaine and was there for pearl harbor, the orginal weeaboo back when anime was 3d, I get why he was so sad. Because he did world war 2. He falled for it. Rather than using atomic energy to create a utopia like HG Wells wanted, him, an ignorant child, went and blew up glorious nippon

and he couldn't live with it

>>8787718
I've never killed anyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA

Bumping this thread

Give me the 10 million shekels and i'll break the RSA encryption using state-of-the-art prime factorization techniques.
Give the 10 million shekels to Chad, and he will cut his son's dick off and pretend he is a girl

The real value of research is in keeping the dangerously bright folks from using their brilliance for critique of the state and or economic system. I will elaborate if you provide proof of funds.

>>8787613
Maybe not in your gym

>>8787559
Prime numbers are neat. You can't define an infinite set unless you consider yourself infinite. Topology and Knot Theory are hidden oasises I've yet to discover