/sci/ - Science & Math

>>8699480
>About to graduate and have gotten job offers ranging from as little as $300k a year to over one million.

I am sure that someone who feels the need to brag to a bunch of anonymous people over the internet isn't a succesful person.

>>8699480

>>8699480
Oh yeah OP?
Check this shit

>5.2 GPA
>MECHOELECTRICLEAR ENGINEERING MASTER
>Millenium College
>septuple major

I am a job of 9 million plus, vrainlest like you cannot comprehend how important I am

>PhD in all Stem majors
>4.0 GPA
>Never went to college, was granted my PhDs due to my superior self-taught intellect
>9 billion a year starting

>PhD in philosophy
>had 4.0 throughout college
>duke for higher learning
>teach part time logic

>>8699499
>>8699502
>>8699514
>>8699531

t. successlets

>>8699480
Math double triple major
4.20 gpa
Any career I want
Job offers ranging from 600K to 7 million starting

>>8699480
>your major actual contributes to society
People contribute, not majors.
Hopefully you share your financial success,
but you'll probably always be in debt trying
to fill your empty life buying more things.
Money doesn't buy life, happiness and spirit.

>>8699561
Do you attend Duke now? Are you still in the Durham area? I like logic, went to Duke briefly.

Interested to see where you are now.

>4.0 GPA
>Undeclared just took the hardest courses in the college
>Community college brianlet

Life sucks

>>8699480
4.01 GPA
Art/Social science/French
triple major
Already have offerings ranging from $1mil - $100 mil per anum

>>8699480
>6.66 GPA
>Supreme University of the Elites
>Already getting job offerings to become an elite and rule the planet with an iron but fair fist

>>8699480

>Ivy League
>engineering

HAHAHAHA HARVARD DOESN'T EVEN OFFER CHEMICAL ENGINEERING

IN THE GARBAGE YOUR RESUME GOES

>1.3 GPA
>Fashion Design Major
>Ivy Tech Community College
>Single major

not even close brainlets

>tfw you actually have a 4.0 in engineering but are too beta to even score an interview for an internship

>3.99 GPA
>Electrical engineering/Chemical engineering/Business management/Gender studies
>Ivy League school
>Quadruple major

About to graduate and have gotten job offers ranging from as little as $1M a year to over three hundred million

>>8699480
A real ivy league school wouldn't let you do a triple major cuz that's fucking stupid

>>8700904
betas are like cancer.

>>8699480
What's the job title on that 1M+ job?

>>8701108
Small loan acquirer

>>8700903
That's some serious coursework, anon. I hope you're taking enough time to relax and enjoy college, too.

>>8701108
Trampoline curator

>>8700902
Cornell has elite tier engineering, Princeton and Columbia are also great but not as good as Cornell.

>>8701108
LOL SENIOR BUTT SNIFFER

>top 5 school
>3.3 gpa
>graduate student
>30k

30k is enough to live and occasionally flex, fags.

>>8699480
>only 3.2 gpa
>trying as hard as I can

Anyone else /brainlet/ here

>>8699480
>Engineering is so fulfilling.
I, too, enjoy playing with my Big Boy Legos.

>>8699480
Perfect Gpa means you are a brainlet who memorizes everything.

>gpa so high it cant be represented with numbers
>tibetan throat wailing on the resonant frequency of one dimensional strings
>a cave deep within mount everest
>minor in ability to fly using only mental energy

>>8701789
>tfw to samrt 4 grades

>engineering
>about to graduate
JUST

>started out college bad because of depression and uncertainty, grades still suffer to it.
>managed to get over a 3.0 since declaring both my majors
>have around a 3.7 in my primary major classes (math) since declaring

Such is life. I wish I could go back in time and convince myself to come into college with the full intention of doing math. It would've driven me and given me some solid foundation to work on.

>civil engineering
>3.5 gpa
>happy as a clam

LIFES BEEN GOOD TO BE SOOOO FARRR

>>8702292
how tf you read this???

>8.00 GPA out of 4.00
>STEM octamajor
>I am the chancellor at my uni
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic powers
>IQ over 400
>Control france with an iron fist

>>8699480
What if I have a 3.0 Engineering Degree?

>>8702578
you get a comfy low-key engineering gig, and after a few years you cap out at around 150k$.

Triple major xD
>mfw he fell for the college meme

>>8700903
It's funny because I have a prof that looks kind of like that, PhD in Ochem and in law school

Any tips for getting a 4.0 in an engineering major?

>>8699480
tfw 2.39 gpa after a terrible first semester

>>8699499
thats because this is bait

>>8699480
Not true

>>8703507
adderall

>>8703507
No real social life.
If you're fresh out of high school, you need to immediately reach an understanding that the level of effort you've put forth for your classes until now is not nearly enough to pass every class with an A.

An anon in the past put it best: "How can you tell me that I'm lazy? I put 30 minutes of work into this assignment!"

Eventually you'll find that you need to dump nearly double digits of work every day for your classes to do well.

>>8703513
Because you're not supposed to max out your unit count, dumdum. Also, audit or ``crash'' classes next semester, so you don't get stuck taking shit classes. Being at school longer and paying more tuition is generally better than getting a shit GPA.

>>8704041
nearly double digits in hours*

I am picking my major soon, im thinking of majoring in nuclear physics. What does sci think?

>>8699480
>Quantum Engineering PhD
>40.00 GPA
>Taught by the Fabricator-General of Mars

6 gorillion starting

2.5 gpa
comfy job lined up at dads investment bank
starting salary 150k
i think im studying business ethics or something? never go to class, too busy having fun

>>8699480

Law is so fucking high you can't even measure it with your shitty meme.

>>8702500
this

>high school degree
>work at a factory as matinence technician
>company pays for welding classes
>saving money to start business with a food truck
About to save a few dozen grand and make my own work schedule making as much as the effort I'm willing to put in. Not being a wageslave seems like a good end goal.

>>8703513
>first semester
>2.39 gpa
protip: drop out

4.0 GPA, Megacomputer Science Engineering

245k starting

>actually 3.32 GPA, CS at upper tier public state school, graduating in May and starting a developer job at $62k

>>8703513
What school? Where I go the freshman average GPA for engineering is 2.7 and it's fucking infuriating. It rises by the time senior year comes around but I still think it's stupid.

>>8699514
kek

>>8699480
>4.6 GPA
>7 majors. Too many to list for brainlets
>Khan Academy
I turned down a $1B job offer to live the NEET life, fap to /d/ and shitpost on sci.

>>8700897
Did you do your PHD in Post-Anabelian Froeboid Geometrics?

>>8702500
>>8706497
The taller darker bar is the average amount of applicants per job opening by industry
the shorter lighter bar is the average amount of "qualified" applicants per job opening by industry
the floating bar is the % of jobs that are filled within x (doesn't mention) period of time by industry

>>8704045
Does that include classes?

>>8701715
I'm here with you anon
>CU Mechanical Engineering
>clinging to a 3.3 since I transferred here

Bonus
>got a 58 ok an exam I studied a week for and walked out feeling great on

Maybe I need to study how to study

>>8706576
>Not fapping to /adv/
How's the brainlet life?

>1st semester 3.4
>2nd semester 3.6
what are the chances of me fucking it up?

I'm working on my 1,869th community college associate's degree in astrodimensionalneuroquantumcomputerchemicalmolecular engineering. Algebra is pretty tough lads, but I'm the #1 student in the entire universe, kek. I think I'll become a quantumsurgical engineering psychic after this.

>>8707383
high if you play the "I'm doing fine" game in your 3rd year

Otherwise you'll be fine

>>8700902
>Harvard doesn't offer chemical engineering
Harvard confirmed for shit university

>2.1
>Math
>California State University, Monterey Bay
>I have a job lined up after graduation. 20k starting. Not bad.

>3.92
>double major applied math & economics w/ minor in statistics
>rochester institute of technology
>just accepted a job @ $74k/yr

Ivy league is shit tier for STEM subjects

if you're going to an ivy league school why wouldn't you just do finance, business, or law and enjoy your insta connections into a $200k job straight out of college

>all these brainlets with a GPA < 9.99
>not going to Harvard College Yale
>not getting your Ultra Master PhD in Omnisciences and Engineering
>being a wagecuck
>not being the economy itself
>tfw

>3.999... gpa (so equal to 4.0)
>math, physics, philosophy, chemistry, biology, astronomy, earth sciences, computer science, electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, chemical engineering, civil engineering, economics and finance, english, business, history, psychology, art, and music major
>Harvard obviously, what the fuck do you think I am? some Yale or Stanford brainlet?
>icosamajor


About to major and have interned at Google, Facebook, Apple, Goldman Sachs, Tesla, and Amazon and was offered to become CEO of all of them starting at 50 Million a year. I've also been offered to join the Navy as a 4 star Admiral Navy Seal right after graduation.

I haven't decided what to do as I think I am going to continue pursuing my male model/porn star career for a few more years before I go into private industry

>>8709411
>continue pursuing my male model/porn star career for a few more years before I go into private industry

The government subsidizes wang now? I must look into this for future opportunities.

>>8709377
Cornell is very good for bio. Pretty good for engineering, too. Are you speaking from experience?

>>8709422
Oh yeah, I forgot, a member of Congress came by Harvard last week stating they are going to amend the Constitution and lower the age requirement to run for President to 22 years old, so that is another job he told me I would be a shoe-in for when I graduate. He even said they would increase the salary to 1 Bil a year after I win. Might consider that after I fuck a few more thousand PAWG's and Victoria's Secret runway models

>1.8 GDP
>Fucking your GF
>In the ass right now
>Now's prego with 3 black kids
I have gotten offers ranging from anal to a full blown three some with your mom.

>69 GPA
>Cunnilingus and Analingus
>Brown Town Community College
>Plumber, fixin people's plumbing, and I do it for just the tips

>>8701110
Underrated

>>8702553
>Control france with an iron fist

I don't understand what you mean by this.

Can you give me a r u n d o w n?

>3.4 gpa electrical engineering at literal who university
>>>>>>>daddy is a bigshot at a nuclear power plant
>60k starting

bump

>>8701715
Ik that feel

>>8709484
>GDP

>>8701715
>tfw 3.01

tfw too intelligent for a GPA

>>8709344
you'll make more working retail wtf nigga.

>>8699480
Mech e, 3.4
Doing research, work at a makerspace, very involved in a campus engineering club, burnt out and just wanna makeout

>>8706543
Proud of you anon

>>8709377
>>8709428
Cornell is one of the best in the country for STEM what the fuck are you talking about.

Most Ivies are very good at the ST&M parts of STEM but only Cornell and Princeton are really good at engineering for undergrad, Columbia and UPenn are great, and the rest are simply just good.

>>8699514
kekkles

>>8700879
No, that was a few years back. I'm back in my home state (Delaware). Why briefly?

Also, what concept in logic excites you the most?

>>8699480
Mathematics.
University older than the US

>>8699480
>2.0 gpa
>Math
>previously dropped out with English (hence gpa)
>ny public university

>>8699480
>Sociology 3.8
>Pretty bad school

Things are working out ok. If I were to do it again I'd get a minor in applied mathematics.

>tfw have a 3.9 GPA if I calculate my last 2 years of uni
>tfw actual GPA is only 3 because I was a faggot for freshman/sophomore years

>>8712990
what kind of shitty university is this where you can get 3.9 in your junior and senior years?

>13.4 GAP
>major in all math
>grahams numbers starting

>>8700897
Q U I C K
R
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N D O W N

>>8699480

>0.00

>Extreme anxiety, major depressive disorder and avoidant personality disorder

>My mom's basement

>Double barrel

About to kill myseld and have gotten no offers of help ranging from friend to family. Worth as little as /nothing/.

Killing myself is so fulfilling. It's nice to know I'll actually contibute to society.

>>8700897
Shareef? Is that u?

>>8699480
> $300k a year to over one million.
> starting

>>8701789
This. I've come to realize it after 5 years of BSc, 2 years of work.

>>8709653
quick rundown on me
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel that will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have me inside you right now
>in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
>learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with me. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, i am a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe.

>>8709369
Connor?

>6.9 GPA
>Major in theater
>Harvard

>>8701715
I'm at CC and barely got my GPA up to a 3.1 after years of downward spiraling depression. Things are looking up.

does GPA matter a lot for americans? I'm in CE in yurope and generally employers don't care about grades as long as you get your degree

>>8713255
n-no

>Art Majour
>4.01 GPA
>Premium Ivy League School
>Will be making $10,00,000 starting salary

Lmao, STEM cucks

>>8700897
Can I get a quick rundown?

>>8713638
No fuck you

>>8713573
GPA matters always if you are trying to go straight to masters/Ph.D/law school/Med school, as well as getting recruited to top banks for finance guys if you want to go to a place like Goldman Sachs straight from undergrad.

Other than that it is irrelevant as long as its above 3.0

>4.0 GPA in all major on earth
>still going to die