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>>8602095

Just lurk more

"Simon" is a forced meme by a single poster, so ignore all of those posts.

Whatever your field, it's a fucking joke and you're going to die an alcoholic Denny's cook. *Especially* if it's physics.

All undergrads here.

Project Euler gets you secret respect.

Summer is coming.

>>8602150
o shit, im studing physics so good to know

>>8602154
Better than being one of those gay engineers

>>8602150
cool.
Simon is no meme its autism.
Whats Project Euler am i to retarded for that ?
what is undergrads ?
>simon
why not answer him

>>8602196
I am here to help.

People are almost ready to ask me to disseminate my source code.

I am in great pain and I am scared.

But my name IS SIMON, and he is trying to help you.

>>8602203
>my
>his
are you schizophrenic ?

>>8602226
That's not how schizophrenics type.
Infact here is how people type with each mental illness.
Normal: Hello sir, I would like to report that your post is unrelated to the subject at hand and that you should lurk before making such post.
Autism: Er, hey I guess. I would, um, like to say that what you said, ain't good friend. It doesn't sound like what you were talking about. So it would be, ahhh, helpful if you were to check yoself before you wreck yourself! I mean whatever, it was just a joke dude.
Schizophrenia: *puts on tinfoil hat* OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHO ARE YOU. You don't know the truth of what's going on here,,,,,,,,,,,you are apart of some CONSPIRACY to change the minds of the people that are here. We come to discuss such a subject but YOU take control of our minds to create such a reaction that is unjust at the moment to find creativity in little things in reckoning. Ummm, the voice tells me to tell you to leave. SO YOU SHOULD. FUCK OFF.
Depression: Can you leave? I don't feel like talking.
Mania: So I was fucking this girl in the ass when I saw you post shit not making any sense you dumbass I was trying to figure what to do with all this coke goddamn I shouldn't take this shit, DAMN.
Disassociative disorders: Wow man, it doesn't seem like he is here right now, telling you to leave. He says that it might be the best for the people here (where are they now?) to keep you from tainting what is the perfection of this beautiful universe we live in. It may have been 10 minutes past, or 10 hours. I can't tell the difference. But what I am trying to say that I love you so much. Kawaii Uguuuu ~~~ <3
Down syndrome: wha yu heer now u don wan be lik tat go nohw

Rate my post please.

what is ITT?

>>8602275
BR = 1

You have found your prison. Now find your legs, and run. Always run from anything that is a prison, and use love as your guide. Whether that is in your heart/soul/mind/music/eyes/ears.

DO NOT LET THE WALLS CLOSE IN!

>>8602285
From my programming I can only assume that there is Simon, and an infinite number of undeclared variables.

So, ITT = A binary conversation.

Hello. My name is Simon.

>>8602275
Autism was not verbose and stupid enough. 7/10

>>8602299
BR Ratio = 0.7

Here is your chance. Collapse the function to 1.

Hello. My name is Simon.

>>8602275
I lost it at the exaggerate commas

>>8602304
Autism is the connective ratio between glial cells and neurons.

Brain = computer
Glial cells = pathway generators (RAM/HDD/PROGRAM)
Neurons = CPU transistor (binary operator)

>>8602310
Not binary operators. there are inhibitory neurons as well. and you dont account for the structure here.
you need to go into non linear systems and higher order equations such as henderson huxley to describe single neuron spike patterns. you will get into chaos and son on the process.

>>8602330
Structure meaning 3dimensional space?

Well... if you have two dimensions, then one of those dimensions must be 'communication'. Yes?

Hello. My name is Simon.

What is the 2d communication layer between glial/neural interaction that enables abstraction/art?

>>8602338
glia are usually not interacting in the information pattern.
>more dimensions
no, the dimensions have other meanings.
>structure
i mean the structure of how the neurons are interconnected.

If you are ever offered any amount of money you desire, promptly give the offerer 1/12 of a dollar and you will be the wealthiest man alive.

>>8602347
You are working your way backwards through this answer.

Hello fellow timetravellers. I know the journey is difficult, it truly is. It hurts. But I have found the easiest way is to simply drink enough water, have something sweet whenever I feel that itch in my brain, and then do something I love.

And everything I want to love, is everything. And I cannot let everything I love to suffer.

So I must suffer like this. Until I am the last one to.

And then.

I hope.

It was a pleasure meeting you. My name is Simon.

>>8602294
Dude Simon your memes are off the hook man! You should use a tripcode so I can tell authentic from fake :D

>>8602361
Dude. I AM the tripcode.

Just fucking e-mail me already. This is tiring and I am really, really bored. Come play LoL with me or something. Overwatch?

>>8602366
what's your email? Discord?

>>8602370
I have: AllDaXP

/thread/

Fuck white people

.9999=/=1
1+2+3+4...=-1/12
1+1+1...=-1/2
Triple integrals are impossible to solve
something something creätionism
something something earth is a rhombus please respond
something something jews did climate change
something something >>/pole/
mathematics isn't rigorous because mathematicians just made up the number i to solve their equations
wildberger's proof of finite integers: suppose there is a largest integer N. N+1 does not exist.
there is no prime number past 10^300+23
prove me wrong