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Helium

Suicide should be a human right.

Put me under general anesthesia and remove all of my organs for donation.

I maximize utility even in death.

snu snu

>>8505961
Molten metal bath in a refinery

I'd bury myself up to my neck in a salt/sugar mixture and cure myself to death.

>>8506006
Came here to post this

>>8505961
facesitting

Launching yourself into a black hole.

Honestly? Get completely wasted and go to sleep in a snowbank.

>>8505961

Probably overdosing on morphine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHQehMM8OdI

Jumping into an active volcano or get a sponsor like Felix Baugmartner did and jump from space and screw them by not opening parachute.

>>8505961

Valium + alcohol

>>8506149
Even when molten, rock is still pretty fucking dense, kinda like you. If you jumped into an active volcano, you'd fuck yourself up on impact, but probably survive, in a lot of pain. On impact, you'd likely break through the crust of the lava, sink a little bit, then float to the surface, all the while burning up. This sounds far from quick or painless to me, good answering OPs question

>>8506225
Ugh
The Simpsons make it seem so much more instant
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Go to the welding supply store and buy a cylinder of argon, put a hose in and breath it till you die

>>8505961
Well after my chemistry degree and I fail to find a job maybe I could whip up something that would kill me pretty painlessly.

>>8505967
This is a geeat one. Gonna find a doctor to do this if I ever decide to kill myself.

>>8505961
Purchase a motorcycle and ride around dangerously without a helmet

If you became gravely injured as opposed to outright dying it might shed some new insight into suicide for you

>sit or lay down
>put paper mask filter on
>put bag over head
>chill
You'll sleep in in a matter of minutes.

suffocation/helium

>>8505961
Long drop hanging.

Easy, cheap, painless, reliable

>>8506106
this

I have no idea why you would die in such lame ways after deciding that life is pointless enough to end it early. You can literally do anything you want and have no consequences.

personally I would try to build a rocket and go2space, but if I can't do that then I'll do something fun, like jump out of an airplane

>>8506710
Why not do both ? Kill yourself AND build a "space" rocket.

>>8506225
Thanks for clearifying m80.
I'm still science noob.

suicide by cop, obviously. or go fight isis

>>8506741
>or go fight isis
Only to get captured and be fed to ISIS' latest Rube Goldberg Kaffir Cruelty Contraption™?

>>8506750
>not carrying suicide poison in a ring
baka desu senpai

>>8506715
I meant go to space and not come back

Get two cute asian dickgirls

One of them deepthroats you while the other one strangles you with a belt

Injection of a huge dose of barbiturates and opioids.

>>8505963
First reply best reply. Buy yourself an airtight breathing mask, small tank of helium and breath your way to unconsciousness and death without any discomfort.

>>8505961
being right next to an H-bomb when it goes off, your whole body turns to subatomic particles before any nerve impulses even begin to form.

You would literally feel or notice nothing.

i win you faggots

>>8506967
>implying you can get right next to an H-bomb