/sci/ - Science & Math

>>8132162
Creationists BTFO

This guy is a complete moron. I've lost faith in humanity, because these New Atheists are dumbing down the youth more so than any other ideologies.

"Apples make gravity work. Watch."
Sir Issac Fig Newtons

>>8132172
Don't be so naive, young people have always been fucking stupid about their beliefs no matter what they are. Godless is better than the alternative.

"E=mc2 is written in a such a simple way even idiotic simpletons can remember it and dredge it up to impress even simpler minded people at cocktail parties. The question was designed with this in mind."
- "Fat" Albert Steinstien

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>>8132172
And now you're samefaggin hatred of scientists because atheism is rational and it challenges your bullshit beliefs.
100% you're american because only americans do that shit.

Here's your butthurt samefags posts:
>>8132178
>>8132182

"If evolution were not true, how do you think medicine cures people? By magic? No a process of trial and error, where things that don't work are weeded out, and things that do go on."
- Dr Jesus Christos, Oct 2nd Israel

>>8132188
I actually wouldn't doubt him saying this.
>muh universal constant

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>>8132191
Keep these coming, these are potential facebook gold.

>>8132201
Now you're samefagging compliments towards yourself.
They're not funny because you actually believe in using straw man arguments.
The fact you're a creationist is sad.

This one ain't even a troll tho, considering this is basically what string theorists do all the time anyway.

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>>8132205
Bruh, as of OP pic related this is a shitty humor thread, stop getting baited.

>>8132201 is a moron though.

>>8132201>>8132205

Dude you can tell i'm not the other guy, look at the thread stats in bottom right hand corner, it was my first post.

Anyway are you that autistic? You think creationists are the ones making/posting these?

>>8132215
>You think creationists are the ones making/posting these?
Creationists aren't intelligent to produce content like this.

This is actually a quote I like and not a troll one.

"Look, it comes down who you can trust more, authorities like priests or authorities like scientists. But you have to put your faith somewhere. We're not asking you to look for yourselves, we're asking you to trust us and trust the fact we claim we're using a process and method. Have a little faith."
- Niel DeGrasse High Tyson

"Who invented freedom, love and understanding. That's right, scientists. Before us, you were all a bunch of fags fighting in the dirt over pebbles. Show some goddamned respect. We bathed you, we clothed you, gave you provisions and weapons. What the hell is the matter with you, so some tenacity for religion bashing goddammit."
- Carl Sargon of Akaad

"I met a skeptic once. I kicked him in the face."
- Euler

"There's nothing gay about it. Popper and I used to give handies behind Wolf's Eatery in Chicago, back when Einstein went vegan and trolled the fuck out of the cashiers just for fun. We called these n*ggers over the the dumpers out back, and took photos as and gave them to staff at the restaurant in exchange for free hotdogs. That's how science used to be done... hard work and callouses."
- Richard Feynman Nov 21 1966 New York Post

"The plan you see, is to discredit religion in the same of progress. Yes, well all believe in god, but he's made these rules that have halted progress. If we're going to build a new world order, we at least have to get past our belief in god and put some faith in the material world. If that takes an illuminated number of academics to do it, so be it."
- Oppenheimer TIME Magazine 1971

>>8132162
Ya i always wondered why that was glad to know im not the only one I like monkeys though so its a good thing at the end of the day even if i have to worry about it

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>>8132345
these don't exist

>>8132201
I'd love to see a Part II of this thread where retards on facebook are replying to these quotes thinking they are real.

>>8132848
I second this.

>>8132345

This reads like what an evangelical Christian fantasizes about

>>8132858
I wonder what their wet dream would be?

>>8132201
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>>8132852
you dumbasses are going to get sued for libel, i will laugh.

>>8132182
This always bothers me because its a fundamental misunderstanding of the theory of evolution. Evolution does not increase order. Things aren't evolving to some ultimate version of that species. Its simply means that the version of an organism best suited to the current environment will prosper more than the less well suited. The "target" of a species' evolution is constantly changing.

>>8132862
for what now ?

"The problem with pseudoscience is that it's gotten into every nook and cranny of academia. Psychiatry, psychology and all sorts of so called 'social sciences'. There's no such thing. It's right up there with the tooth fairy, chemistry and mathematics. Complete bupkis."
- Karl Popper "Thoughts on Non-reality" 1967

"Back in the 70s we didn't really know what atoms were. We knew they exploded when you applied immense pressure to them, but we didn't know about electrons, quarks and chakras."
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

"Homeopathy is a dangerous game. You take the components of what causes disease, and you dilute in water, and then blast that water with radiation. This copies a negative molecule into the water and tessellates it throughout the entire solution.
We don't know how powerful this new medical process is, but it's promising."
- Dr. Laurence Krauss, MD. Arizona State University

>>8132179
>Godless is better than the alternative.
Fucking faggots are everywhere

>>8132190
>atheism is rational
>this is what atheists actually believe
100% you're a yuropoor because only cucks think this shit

>>8132887
>I'm too retarded to understand the null hypothesis

"For all we know, Ramanujan could be right : to this day, no one has ever been able to prove that the sum of all integers wasn't equal to -1/12 by carefully counting the sum one by one. All of those who tried to prove or disprove it died before achieving their goal."
- James Grime

"God was discovered and definitively proven as a True scientific Principle in the early 1800s and the American Concerned Scientists Association has never made any such retraction. There are irrational and feverish elements in "new science" that wish to discredit Creationist Science, but they are few and far between. We can assure you that we will never make the ridiculous claim that that the God Principle has no place in modern science."
- Arthur Engleston, Head of the American Concerned Scientists Association of 1880.

"Dem womyns, amirite?"
- Armoured Thunderf00t of Akkad

"If the Earth were to slow down for even a fraction of a fraction of a billionth of a faction, everyone's skin would jump right off their bodies at 400,000 meters per hour, and all life on the planet would instantly liquefy. Something similar to this is probably cause the extinction of the Dinosaurs."
- Bill Nye

"The secret to medical science is simple: the consumption of mercury once a day, prayer twice a day, and bathing in the light of prisms."
- Sir Isaac Newton

"All behaviors are caused by chemical imbalances, which themselves are caused by genetics. Such genetics are caused by weak breeding, inherent poor character and general poor hoping skills. Sedatives, stimulants and a rough public relations campaigns to stiffen them up with stigma is all they need. Maybe also lobotomies or electroshock. You can't have social gadflies running about asking disturbing questions, being defiant and upsetting the natural order. They do so because they are weak, clueless and feebleminded."
- Dr. Allen Francis of the APA

>>8132172
How does he dumb down the youth? By educating and being skeptical about religion?

Go cry me a river

>>8133235
GOOD MEEEM FRIENDOOO

>>8132208
>This one ain't even a troll tho
except you cant just add arbitrary dimentions to string theory

Black science man

>>8132188
this is up for miss use and miss understanding, he said this as he tried to get his advanced relativity theory to work out. ( im not sure if thats what the theory is named in english)

we all/ they all had an aspect of time. and a fact about how time worked, which didnt corespond with his theory. which every other aspect did. one day as he was taking a stroll with a scientist colleague(forgot who that was)
they started talking about why his theory didnt match the facts of time, and how time worked. and they suddenly realized that the facts provided for time couldn't actually be considered as facts/scientific theory. and therefore manipulative and changeable.

sorry for bad english btw. but i felt like i had to put this out there..

i doubt he actually said this, and if so, did it in a playful context; the facts he manipulated/changed weren't actually facts. just assumptions.

this quote makes you sound like a religious fanatic if taken out of this context

>>8133390
lol my phone is really slow. obviously its >misunderstanding
and
>misuse

my perfect scientist quote is

"the world is not a dangerous place because of the evil men who lives here, but because of the people who do nothing about them"

>>8132893
>I don't know what the use of the null hypothesis is so I'm going to throw it out there and hope it makes sense
Fucking yuropoors

>>8132208
kek

>>8133420
It is pretty funny that >>8132893 evidently doesn't understand what the null hypothesis is.

>>8132868
>Evolution does not increase order. Things aren't evolving to some ultimate version of that species
Non-sequitur

>>8133128
Are you retarded? I was responding to the quote in OP's pic which has nothing to do with religion. Go watch some popsci YouTube vids, pleb.

>>8133103
This one is almost a true reflection of psychiatrists thought process.

>>8132841
No fucking shit you fuck.... (10/10)

>>8132172

No, he's very smart, but he's very overconfident. Which leads him to occasionnaly saying some dumb shit.

>>8133091
IS THIS TRUE?

"Yes, you could say Ken Ham won the debate, but if he did he won it using a "historicity" argument, which we don't respect in science. Either you reasoning is in step with the consensus, or you're fringe. Historicity arguments don't belong in science. Just because you can't prove something doesn't mean it isn't true. Science is about consensus not just about requiring proof."
- Bill Nye

>>8134554
Yes. Where do you think oil came from?

>>8132884
kek

>>8132343
wtf?!

>>8133145
kek

>>8134558
I was there when Bill guy the science nye said it. Truly inspiring...

"I don't doubt the existance of aliens here on planet earth, controlling our government and the media. What I have an issue with is that there is no evidence to support it. That's the thing about science, it doesn't discount conspiracy."
- Dr Brian Cox

>>8132882
He actually said this.

>>8132172
>"other ideologies"
cult member of religion detected.
has "competing thought" rage.

"Pulling dicks and sucking tits. That's what science is made of... bitch."
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

"Yes, transtudies and women's studies are science. To state social sciences, and specifically women's studies are 'fake science' is a comment steeped solely in prejudice. Do you really believe social sciences like women's studies are some sort of reactionary conspiracy to make grabs for power or to demand special treatment. That's no different than reject the thesis that redistribution of wealth saves lives just because people don't understand marxism."
- Germaine Greer

I put some of these on images for those too lazy to do so.

Great warning for our time.

Makes you think, you know?

From the dawn of time, mankind hypothesized a God to answer their fundamental questions. But scientific method proved them wrong with each step of the way. Thats why satan is the only true answer and the creator of everything which guides us to salvation and true enlightenment.

~ Richard Darwins - First man on the moon

Homo Conspiracy

Sick Bastard.

>>8132172
You do realize that's a fake quote.

>>8134956
I'm pretty sure these are all legitimate guy.
Just because you're ignorant doesn't mean you should go about doubting everything you see.
Look thing up and come back.

Absolute. Visionary.

The Cartesian system ? Rationalism ? Cogito ergo sum ? Fuck that shit. All you have to do is to Give her the D.

Either people forgot about Carl Sagan because different generation, or people respect him too much to attribute fake quotes to him.

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>>8133145
This one will always make me laugh

>>8132188
Based Einstein avoiding the positivist trap even while positivism was still cool

>there are people on /sci/ *right now* who believe there is a strict separation between theoretical and empirical statements

>there are people on /sci/ *right now* who believe this with an unshakable conviction without even knowing what a Ramsey sentence is

This is why /sci/ posters ought to be forced to read Hilary Putnam

>>8135823
>There are people on this board who still believe that Quine's rejection of analytic-synthetic gap is not outdated

>>8132884
Okay damn it. I laughed.

>>8135864
My view is that it is of degree, not of kind. Regardless, almost everyone recognizes at least a weak form of semantic holism these days.

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>>8134969
Ass

>>8136003
>>8136007
These are either really fucking subtle or you didn't get the point of this thread.

>>8134966
God I hope that's fake. I respect some of this guy's work.

"blow it out of your ass" marie curie

>>8132178
wow this dude is dumb, god saves senpai

>>8136013
>>8136022
lol

>>8132884
holy shit i am laffin

>>8134937
Kinzo?

>>8136242
Its even better because I then paired it with an image of Randi:
>>8134937

Technology is magic.

>>8132162

>>8136387
The fact you're mixing real quotes with the joke quotes are confusing.

You do realize all of them had Doctorates in Philosophy, don't you?
That's what Phd stands form.

There is clear distinction between analytics [which is part of Science, Epistemology, both under philosophy] and sophism, which either uses circular logic or utilizes thought terminating cliches.

Analytical philosophy never allowed for circular logic nor thought-terminating cliches.
It's called deductive logic, and without it, Science doesn't exist at all.

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>>8132172
Hello /pol/

>>8136633
sup reddit

>>8136363
So true.

"Do a barrel roll!" -Johannes Keppler, during the dogfight on Katina

>>8132178
If you dont believe in God, how do you hate him?

>>8136352
KEK is that drool real???

>>8134941
> that filename

>>8136404
Which ones are fake? I googled some of the stupider ones on the right and they appear to be authentic.

>>8136387
If this is real, it's excellent.

"im only 20 iq pts behind a man (einstein) who debunked the majority of physics by thinking about trains. And seeing as physics deals with true complexity and other science do not, its even more reasonable for a 140 to be able to trash your kind than it was for a 160 to trash physics ;)
if ur iq was above 140 u wouldnt be as butthurt about the concept of a 140 hyp grad lurking this beta barn..
so the logical conclusion is that ur iq is lower than 140 (possibly much lower)
if you met me in real life you would instantly be blown into a world where all that mattered was getting me to acknowledge your existence and even hopefully be your friend... But i would probably find you to be a desperately uninteresting person and want you to exit my awareness as fast as possible.
the fact that i dont lie about my iq is what gives me the edge necessary to call you an inferior little girl who couldnt understand basic physics, and BE RIGHT ABOUT IT.
honestly if i woke up one morning and for some reason my thinking capacity had devolved to your level, it would take me less than 5 min to run to the kitchen and slit my throat...
maybe your going to tell me u work at goldman..
but ud still be way inferior, as is anybody who projects their iq to be higher than it is.."

(drunk) Richard Feynman to some student.

>>8136715
was expecting to be rick roll'd

>>8132172
So much this.

>>8132191
tfw he'll never be Mr. Wizard. Fuck bill nye the fuck off guy.

>>8132182
He doesn't realize that a LOT of chaos (The fucking SUN burning for THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS) had to happen just so a small order (life on earth) could be created.

It pains me so much when this kind of pseudointelectual reads some books on shit they don't understand and then try to create explanations for their previous beliefs using concepts they don't comprehend.

>>8137561
These are troll quotes, he never actually said that. btw Lawrence Krauss is a prominent atheist, the joke is that this argument is often used by creationists to refute evolution.

>>8137824
Don't respond, let them absorb more stupid into their being and continue to embarrass themselves in other threads and in life.

>>8134966
>ass

>>8135888
lmao this one's gold

>>8136022
>Barnett; Haran
absolutely lost my shit

>>8139377
who the fucks Haran?

>>8140213
Brady Haran, the creator of numberphile, computerphile, sixty symbols, priodic videos and other youtube channels.

>>8132188
something, something dark matter

>>8135785
Dr Naruto lol, lost

>>8134956
Almost all of these are probably fake. They're made to see who has a sense of humour together with a critical mind.