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8047954

Anonymous Tue May 3 15:28:54 2016 No.8047954 [DELETED]

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Hey /sci/, I was wondering if this could work:
>get heroin from local nigglette
>arrange a date with some slut(or girlfriend, it's the same thing)
>inject heroin DIRECTLY into my ballsack
>neutralize the effects for me somehow beforehand
>make girl suck my thingaling
>don't tell her about the heroin
>she gets mindblown when I get dickblown
>starts being dependent on my dick
>keep filling up my balls with heroin without telling anyone
>she starts being desperate to suck my dick and lets me fuck her however I want
>word gets around
>start my own harem, an occult club like Manson but without the prison
>convince them I am Jesus
>seclude them and use them both as slaves and fuck-puppets
>if they talk shit make them kill themselves

It's the perfect plan. Almost too perfect. That's why I'm asking you if it can be done.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 15:32:35 2016 No.8047958 >>8047954 the math checks out, trust me, i'm a PhD

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 15:38:18 2016 No.8047967 This will certainly work. Trust me, i am a double phd.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 15:43:24 2016 No.8047983 [math]sheeeeeeeeit[/math]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 16:12:14 2016 No.8048063 >>8047954 taking this to /r/. this would make a great hentai

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 16:23:37 2016 No.8048096 >>8047954 because having squelettal women with no teeth destroying your door to suck your cock while you just want to chill surely will make life good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 16:24:00 2016 No.8048097 This would work if you balls dont explode

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 16:33:40 2016 No.8048115 >mindblown when I get dickblown kek'd

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 16:51:09 2016 No.8048147 >>8048096 whats the most effective drug. with the least physical effect ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 16:54:23 2016 No.8048155 >>8048147 nicotine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:00:10 2016 No.8048170 >>8047954 this could work if you had a tube inserted inside your penis that would dispense once you cum. and you just hide the container behind your balls ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:02:46 2016 No.8048180 >>8048170 a third ball inside your ball sack with a little opening maybe to refill ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:02:48 2016 No.8048181 >>8047954 more like your balls will rot off because of impure heroin bought from niggers

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Anonymous Tue May 3 17:04:05 2016 No.8048184

>>8048155
some anon posted something similar with nicotine.
he would basically apply a nicotine patch to the girl while she slept after sex, that way she would start to get withdrawal symptoms if she didnt sleep with him.
only problem is that you would need to apply and get rid of the patch without her noticing, although if there is a nicotine lotion it would be easier. plus the victim cant be a smoker or it would not work.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:05:02 2016 No.8048187 >>8048147 Ethanol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:06:13 2016 No.8048190 >>8048181 just take a small silicone ball with empty space inside to store the heroine?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:07:35 2016 No.8048194 >so bad at getting girls you have to force an addiction upon them to like you wew

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:09:15 2016 No.8048199 >>8048194 >not doing it for insurance it's like you want to be cucked

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:10:02 2016 No.8048201 >>8048199 not taking control of your bitch It's like we're in 2016

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:13:03 2016 No.8048212 >>8047983 How?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:13:03 2016 No.8048213 >>8048190 would this work tho ? willing to test this for the greater good.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 17:14:04 2016 No.8048215 >>8048170 Does heroin work orally? Why wouldnt people just use it like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 18:55:11 2016 No.8048428 >>8048215 If I recall correctly, it does work. But when injected it has around 3 times the potency.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 19:14:46 2016 No.8048463 >>8047954 You don't just get someone addicted. Hospital patients aren't suddenly all morphine addicts when they're released. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 19:15:01 2016 No.8048465 >>8048428 there we go. we found the problem for the heroin in the balls problem. now go forth anon. do it for science !

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 19:31:55 2016 No.8048478 >>8047983 how you go that mang

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 19:53:15 2016 No.8048503 >>8048212 >>8048478 >highschoolers can't even typeset latex why do i come here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 19:54:47 2016 No.8048506 >>8047954 Once upon a time there was an OP who didn't know about the 4chan database.

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Anonymous Tue May 3 20:06:23 2016 No.8048529

God damnit. Sometimes I feel like a retard on this board when high level math discussions are going on, but this is just fucking ridiculous.

First of all, if you inject heroin directly into your ballsack, it's going to diffuse (i.e. reach your systemic circulation) pretty fast, so you better do it as close (temporally) to ejaculation as you can.

However, even if you manage to ejaculate moments after injecting your balls with heroin, the heroin has to travel through your target's gastrointestinal system before being absorbed into "her" (probably his) blood circulation, where most of it will be rendered inert. Have you ever heard of heroin addicts eating heroin instead of shooting or smoking it? No? Probably because it's fucking retarded.

Forget about encapsulating it in silicone or whatever the fuck, it falls in under my previous point.

You will need to give your subjects several doses of heroin in order to even make them slightly dependent, but you will become dependent before your victims.

I'd claim injecting your balls with sugar water is a better idea, but that's still retarded.