/sci/ - Science & Math

>>7931763
http://scienceofsingularity.com/2015/08/17/our-universe-may-be-a-matrix-like-computer-game-designed-by-aliens-says-nasa-scientist/

>>7931763
>Hurr matrix
>Durr cumpoopr game
>Hurt durr muh simulation
>Useless NASA scientist

>>7931764
>science of singularity

Why can't all pop-sci shitposts be like this?

>>7931763
welcome to 400 years ago.

>>7931795
lol, his face be like "nigga pls"

>aliens
Future humans is a much more likely scenario

>>7931900
Riiight. I bet the computers run on love.

>>7931763

>welcome to coast-to-coast am, 4 years ago

That doesn't explain my LSD trips.

>>7932044
Really? It explains mine perfectly.

The Lore has it that we're an episode of 'Terran Cosmology', a timeless game running on some alien screen because a child found it in OrionSector|Fun&Giggles.

>>7932047
You've been looking at a screen for too long, it's affecting your trips. Try doing it after a couple months out in the country like I did.

>>7931795
I want to go back in time, and kill Descartes. He is cancer, and only has dumb Augustine/Platonian theories.

>>7932044
>>7932047
>>7932240
thats cool and all but check THESE trips

>>7934111

>>7931763
>says NASA scientist

i heard many years ago some mathemathician invented a logic map with no flaws. You know what they told him when he presented the devils algorithm to the world, "it is flawed, it is too biased, it is a piece of shit. Worthless" In turn they took it away from him and been using it to today. It is supposedly built around desires and whims.

Everyone protect yo necks! Deez aliens comin fo it. Dey is full of nerves. Hide! Close yo eyez duh phosphenes is beinG manipulated. Ahh himmler are coming wit hiz jet engine...

>>7934158
Here's how it probably went down
>so you work at nasa?
>yeah
>do you think our universe is a simulation
>I guess it technically could be, but it's most likely n-
>"NASA SAYS UNIVERSE IS SIMULATION"

I, for one, like roman numerals :^)

>>7931795
if youre gonna kill any philosopher kill Aquinas

>>7934111
Checke'd

>get job at nasa
>copy any given post from /x/ and mail to popsci internet articles
>TULPAS COULD LIVE INSIDE YOUR ANUS, SAYS NASA SCIENTIST

jesus christ, science really has become the new religion

>says NASA scientist

Let's be honest /sci/, the only reason OP thought this retarded thread should exist is because a click bait article said the words "says scientists." Anything sounds credible with that disclaimer added to it.

So let's play a game. Find something a quote from scientist said and take it out of context and warp it's meaning while adding the words "says scientists." Most plausible sounding batshit crazy wins. Remember to cite quotations.

>>7936209
This should be a new /sci/ game. Best reaction to absurd quote wins.

>>7936193
>jesus christ, science really has become the new religion

This, what the fuck.

>>7936209
Scientists say they have discovered new method of making your beloved pet live forever, but you may never see it again. - Schrodinger

>>7936215
It makes sense now why black science guy and micho cuckold do the shit they do, they're basically fucking priests of the new religion.

>>7934111

>>7934111
wut

>>7934111
Checked along with all my privileges

>>7934111
He probably predicted those trips by using mathematics

>>7935200
That is 100% how it went down.

Unless you're a retard you have to admit it's possible. Just like a multitude of other outlandish theories may be possible. We just don't know enough to definitively say it's not possible.

>>7937177
Why else would they be called triple integrals?

>>7936215
Read "The Science of Discworld IV: Judgement Day" by Terry Pratchett

>>7931905
Real human here,
We made you to disprove any possible scenario of a future without the Führer peace be upon him.
So far sim#9999999997533999 every other sim has failed.

>>7937331
>#9999999997533999

import my simulation file when you get to a GET

>>7934111

Lol, NASA decides to troll the planet.
"yo ma bro's we iz a compyooter simmerlashon'
Lulz all round !

NASA scientist here
He is wrong. He and the boss were smoking weed that day and needed funding so they decided to make a public statement about an idea they needed no help in coming up with.
Also, we all know aliens are real. Any mention of them by us in popular media recently is part of a 20year step towards disclosure.

>>7931797
>>>/twitter/

>>7938014

I find that all hard to believe desu

>>7935434
Kill Averroes. He's Aquinas, except he's a Sandnigger, so he's worse by default

>>7934111

>>7938014
alien here he is lying we don't exist

>our entire universe was built by a neckbeard alien teenager coding in his parental unit's lower quarters while all the females are being fertilized by chad's spores