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7743429 No.7743429[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's the evolutionary reason for christmas?

>> No.7743439

>>7743429
To spend time with your family and be social.

>> No.7743458

>>7743429
What's the evolutionary reason for 4chan rule 6?
What's the evolutionary reason for mods being shit at deleting shit threads?

>> No.7743467

Jews making stacks of cash

>> No.7743481
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7743481

>>7743429

>> No.7743485

>>7743429
Basically people convince themselves that some fake deity exists just so they can spend a day or two stuffing their fat obese faces with food and not having to work

>> No.7743490

>>7743485
Also, I guzzle cum by the bucket load.
I am sooooo gay :^)

>> No.7743495

>>7743490
You are not me. Please cease your usage of my name, kid.

>> No.7743503

>>7743495
Fuck off faggot.
Stop using my name

>> No.7743507

>>7743503
You stop using my name, dickhead

>> No.7743513

>>7743507
Retard.

>> No.7743516

>>7743513
>>7743507
>>7743503
>>7743495
>>7743490

What the fuck is going on here?
Stop using my name.
I'm gonna have to use a trip code for this shit now

>> No.7743519

>>7743516
That's not my fucking trip, you flaming faggot!!

>> No.7743595
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7743595

EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL IT'S JUST A THEORY

>> No.7743683

Basically the church saw that the biggest festivals were the pagan festivals for winter solstice and decided jesus was born during it to turn it into a christian holiday.