/sci/ - Science & Math

>>7615678
>not using your work as currency

traded a copy of last years design project for 2 cases of beer.

>>7615678
You need to mock them a bit. They like it and find it cute

>>7615678
>tfw everyone wants my homework solutions
>tfw I'm only studying with dudes

>>7615678
>getting used by sluts that will end up more successful than you
>being a fucking dumb chump
lel

>high school
>jock asks for homework solutions
>ok
>I get 85
>he gets 60

>>7615792
>not being gay

>>7615800
>do a finite element analysis program in matlab
>retarded faggot asks me if I can send him my code
>"I'll change it I swear"
>for some reason I send it to him
>spend like two hours explaining the code to him because he's retarded
>he gets 10 while I get 9
>turns out the faggot only renamed variables and added comments

we're graded relative to the class average and median, so anyone who asks for help I tell them to fuck off. sucks but that's the kind of thing people at minister of our education want, fuckers.

>>7615819
sounds like he's smarter than you

>be generic autistic math major type of kid
>be quiet all year
>people will literally ignore me if i try to talk to them
>never answer professors questions
>get bored one day
>professor asks for a volunteer to solve a weird looking ODE
>work it out on the whiteboard
>people try to talk to me in the library now
>mfw i ignore them

>>7615678
You better leverage it for sex. I'm going to teach you a valuable business solution. Fuck bitches who want the easy way out. This is how they're going to act in the real world. Fucking and sucking their way to the top.

>ask some nerds for their hw
>they oblige without hesitation
>pass class
>living well with a decent career without any issues pertaining to my ability to do things

Since you're posting in /sci/ then I will assume you're a virgin. This is your chance to get your dick wet.

>>7615911
yeah, becasuse girls will totally fuck the mouth breathing nerds that help them with homework. we do it becasue it's our only chance to even talk to girls without stuttering or sweating

>people regularly have me explain shit to them
>class mates, students that I TA, friends of students that I TA
>they find me in the student lounge and barrage me with their questions
>If I go explain it on the board, random people start clustering to watch/listen because free tutoring session
>Asian chick asks me to explain thermodynamic vs kinetic control
>I explain it thoroughly, it shows up on her test the next week and I'm marking it
>mfw she aced it and did everything the way I taught her

It's satisfying, taking someone absolutely retarded and making them slightly less retarded

>tfw barely went to school in last year of secondary school
>barely studied at all, only did it few days before exams
>got what I thought to be shit results
>still managed to do well enough to get a university scholarship

I still don't think I deserve it.

>we got a whatsapp chat with all math students from my uni
>everybody sperging out over this one question from the book
>know the answer
>don't tell them

>>7616958
are you /mischief/?
absolute madman if so

>>7615793
This. They already have a massive leg up and will work into your dream job do to not having a cock.

Pretty pathetic how you're allowing yourself to be cucked this badly.

>>7615819
>Be TA.
>We use a script to compare similar algorithms so people changing variable names still get naught for cheating.
>Still let most suspected cheaters through if it looks they did any effort at all.
>One fag actually went through the effort to change all variable names, but didn't bother to change the fucking signature with another students name and timestamp.

I swear to god. Most retarded cheater I've ever encountered. Couldn't be more full retard if he left in a big fucking ascii art of him cucking his mate.

>>7615857
>white board in a math class.

>>7615792
tfw working together and both getting better marks.

>proof communism works tbh

>>7616486
>that it hard hard anon

>>7617053
>working with other people
I bet you also have friends and drink light beer, normie pls go

>>7616433
>taking someone absolutely retarded and making them slightly less retarded
kek

>getting my ass handed in differential equations
>buy solutions manual
>literally copy from solutions manual
>A- final grade
I don't even know anymore.

>>7616993
I am

>>7618594

>can't follow directions in recipe book
>buy storebought cake
>tell friends you baked it yourself
>they think you're awesome
>live in shame

>>7617040
It's what you get when the Math department schedules classes in the social science building.

>>7615678
You should give them homework solutions that are wrong, but not completely wrong, that way you can say you gave them the D.