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Hi, if I make any mistakes spell it is just because it is 1am here and I am sort of drunk. My spellcheck does not work, I'm from California. I tried to implant myslf with implants and I can't understand why the magnets do not like my flesh. When I want to biohacking forum and asked why I keep getting burning and itch infections they can not help. Does anyone here biohack? I want to insert the magnets into my fingers so that I can learn to detect EMF and spiritual fields. thank you very much

the only reason why I know it is infection because burning and itching are infections due to results of WebMD,

II do not no what to do the infections are serious and I do not want my mom and my caretaker too see this would get me in trouble can rubbing alcohol help me orr should I just take the risk of being grounded and have my mom put me back on house arrest with no internet acess please help don't leave comments unless you are biohackers please Im not in the mood right now I think I have a fever

>> No.7594444

Jesus christ what the fuck is that ?

>> No.7594445

>>7594444

his beeper.

>> No.7594447

i'm gonna fucking vomit

>> No.7594454

Theres an app for that. Just gotta put your iphone on vibrate and up your ass after you download it

>> No.7594457

Take immuno-suppressors. The inflammation caused by your body is causing itching and burning in that area.

>> No.7594483

Implant three seperate wires into the infected area and inject 5, 10, and 15 volts in parallel to fight the infection. This should kill off your body's anti-foreign immune system.

>> No.7594488

>>7594483
As well as your healthy tissue and nerves. And it will still get infected later on.

>> No.7594492

Maybe don't implant something that your body rejects retard

>> No.7594498

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/diy-cyborg-implants-computer-chip-arm-article-1.1504087

picture not related

>> No.7594504

>>7594498

I was hoping it said "‘DIY Cyborg’ implants computer chip in arm. Dies"

>> No.7594518

Implant a bullet in your head.

>> No.7594520

>>7594488
Non-biohacker detected lol

>> No.7594523

>>7594457
Good advicr

>> No.7594526

>>7594441
First and foremost, you should be under house arrest RIGHT NOW for being stupid enough to attempt something like this without having even the slightest knowledge in the medical field. For fuck sake as a first year med student I was taught how to handle various infections caused by foreign bodies. You're telling us this is something you're really interested in and you haven't even done the preliminary ground work research? It's clear to me, and probably most of us, that you're some kind of damaged goods that needs to spend less time on the Internet and more time getting an education.

Like seriously man, let's take a step back here. What you're trying to do is attempt a medical procedure without even the simplest knowledge base of medicine. Do I even have to point out how fucking ridiculous it is that you have access to the Internet and still haven't found out why you're getting infections from trying to SURGICALLY IMPLANT MAGNETS IN YOUR FINGERS AT HOME?

Your mother and caregiver shouldn't just take away your internet, they should destroy your computer with a hatchet, amputate your arms and legs, lobotomies your retarded ass, and use you as a flower vase.

I've seen some absolutely retarded shit in my practice, but this is above and beyond.

>> No.7594533

>>7594526
>he took the bait

>> No.7594606

>>7594533
>hurrrr op was only ACTING like a retard!!

>> No.7594617

>>7594606
>want to detect spiritual fields
>spellcheck doesn't work because they're from california
you're actually defending this being legitimate?

>> No.7594624

Its a year old copy-pasta moron. admit that you're retarded.

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7594646

>>7594441
>I want to insert the magnets into my fingers so that I can learn to detect EMF and spiritual fields. thank you very much
>spiritual fields

>> No.7594654

>>7594498
It's a fucking thermometer the size of a deck of cards! I take it he's an Arduino enthusiast.

>> No.7594698

>>7594441
Isn't that from a vice video?

>> No.7594751

>>7594498
This has to be the most retarded idea I've ever witnessed.
>glorified thermometer the size of a deck of cards
>"lol i'm a hackerrrrr"
>"this is the first non-medical computer device ever produced"
>device has a battery

>> No.7594866

I've been a biohacker for 3 years now. You should have went with silicone implants. That's your first mistake. There are forums for us on http://biohack.me